I had the weirdest dream last night. So you know how in Season 4 Emily wasn't a big fan of Rachel? This is like that…only VERY over exaggerated!!. Oh and I changed a couple things in my dream. I couldn't remember everything!

Emily called a meeting with her family and the head of her religion to gather around and solve her problem with Ross and that stupid Rachel girl at the local church.

"Okay, how should we get rid of her? Martino, do you have any ideas?" Emily began. (Martino is the spiritual dude)

Martino nodded. "Usually when this happens in a marriage or pre-marriage, we kill the person who is causing trouble and we wouldn't get arrested because the cover up is that is was for a religious event. No one ever gets in trouble for that."

"Hmmmm…that sounds good." Emily says, with an evil smile. She started handing out weapons. Johnny, her little 10 year old nephew, got scissors. Adam, her little 8 year old nephew, got a bat. Emily herself got a butter knife. Ross, who had been at the meeting all along, got a plank of wood. "This should be enough. Let's go!"

Rachel heard Emily announce the plan of her murder and froze between a door way of the porch of the church.There was a screen door and a wooden door. Rachel couldn't decide which door to close. Closing the wooden door would lock her outside. Closing the screen door would lock her inside. Rachel sighed and closed the wooden door.

Once outside, Rachel saw a little boy run at her with scissors. She screamed before she realized the boy was holding them the wrong way. Rachel ran off the porch and saw another little boy with dirty blond hair running at her with a bat. She screamed and ran away. Before she knew it, she was in a car. Well this is new. She thought.

"Alright, here we go!" Joey said. Joey?? WHAT? How wierd! Rachel was so confused.

They pulled up to Disney Land.

This is the worst fanfiction ever, but I HAD to share my dream!!