Hello, world of fanfictioners,

I know that not a word!

F*** yous for all you grammar Nazis.

Someone bright mind has guessed it!

Yep, this is totally not Knight.

I am the mother****ing Messenger.

God that makes me sound weak.

Anyway, my dare friend beseeched a favor as she laid via bored in the bed probably strapped as she probably tried to escape a few times.

I have news.

Knight has a family.

I know…shocking.

So, she got a flu shot for her niece to show it's not that bad.

Drum roll for the blondies' idea in her case yet.

So, guess who got the flu?

Yeah nope, she got worst.

Seeing as I had to get her to the hospital and have yet to be back as of a late September 21st.

She has her tablet and notebook via me but her mother totes took her phone. Good thing I installed facebook and messenger on her tablet. :}

So, she has written chapters and probably writing more since that all she can do.

She wouldn't be able to post or leave until she is given the ok by the doctors (Yea, it so bad she has two).

So, her early post of her life going well?

You just had to jinxes it buddy.

Anyway, no new chapter of this week not with her mother hovering or the doctors telling her to rest.

She probably post when she well and probably try and kick my a**, since she asked me to post an apology note for her readers and I hijacked the f*** out of this.

So since she can't do anything to me now…

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I have seen some comments in her pm and reviews and I will speak out against in her stead.

Like I said before she can't do anything now in protest so…..

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyway, to the fucker that posted as a guest go die and take you piece of s*** story with you. I'm sorry life isn't how you want it to be when you grow a pair let us know. Because that troll on a lesser willed individual could have done damage but Knight has me. (Bet you didn't think I knew them big words!)

I am uncouth to the max and as my bestie of eight years…..(god that a long time, I need a new friend)… she heard everything if she what to or not!

So good day to you.

Oh, and the next had me laughing.

She states in her bio. She has bad grammar. English is a language in her home but most the time not first. I've been to Thanksgiving talk about a head twister (Too many f*** languages, I like it better at home she has to just speak English to me. And yes I know how that makes me sound). To the individuals who are upset with her for her grammar.

One she went to public school most in the beginning so the errors haven't all been fixed in her adult life.

Two, what the fuck does her being an American matter about that?

I mean if you this far you been reading my s***.

My grammar is worse. And I'm an American, too. Our other roommate is not and his English is better because in his eyes that we need to get check. "America is better even if the language sounds funny." So, he learned English better than two born raised Americans.

Huh, who knew!

I'm only doing two because she may or may not be reading this and her trust in me doing the task is gone.

Good, I won't have to do this again.

Anyway, She has got pmed about requests? I think I using the term right.

She takes them.

But she still has morale hung up (I'm working on it) about somethings.

Like r***. She doesn't do it. In Misery's Company that are some cringe scenes close but not close. I have to help her through that via talking after and again am uncouth in her words.

But she does do crossovers and other media.

Yuri.

Yaoi.

Futa… ok, hentai most in general as well as some fetish.

But info must be provided as she started late in the wondrous anime/manga era. Video games she knows.

That right she a unicorn.

A (gasp) female gamer as am I.

I am proud to say I got her play Elder Scrolls now as of the month of September. So many games to push...I help experience.

What was I say…Oh, yeah

They will probably be one shot scene. As she does have other stories and if it tickles her fancy she might make them longer.

God she totally never letting me do this again after that right?

Somebody…

Anybody…..

Hn, she just that cruel. So later and in my famous words,

Your greatest pleasure, Skylar aka Star.