"No, Hidan. I can't and won't marry either Jashin or you" Sakura replied, somehow gently yet sharply.

Footsteps were heard in the hall, and Sakura (and everyone else in the room) looked towards the door, Sakura with an expression of relief, since explaining her reason would be HARD. Zetsu ran into the kitchen where everyone was currently located.

"Hi Zetsu-sempai!" Tobi exclaimed happily.

Zetsu ignored him, and screamed "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" He then ran into the door that led from the kitchen to the courtyard, leaving a Zetsu-shaped hole in it, complete with the Venus-fly-trap thing on top of his shoulders. Almost everyone in the room stared at the door with an expression saying 'WTF?!'

Well, except for Hidan, who was praying to Jashin to save Zetsu's crazy-ass soul, and Deidara, who was still drool-sleeping on the table, despite everything going on.

Sakura covered up her expression, saying "What was that about?"

The answer came in the form of a giant burnt peanut-butter cookie, crashing through the doorframe leading to the kitchen, then out the second door, leaving a cookie-shape in the door. Well, to be accurate, it was actually half the wall. He was a BIG cookie.

Kakuzu's eyes lit up, and he ran after the cookie, getting his strings ready to capture it. Sakura heard him talking to himself about……eBay.

"But why not?" Hidan whined, causing everyone's attention to snap back to the previous conversation.

Sakura sighed deeply, and rubbed her temples, her coffee lying, long forgotten, on the counter. (A/N: NO WAY! EVERYONE! RUN! She put it DOWN! Be afraid! Be very afraid!)

"Okay. Hidan?" Sakura said.

"Huh?" he replied, surprised because of her change in demeanor.

"Do you see anybody sleeping in this room?" she asked.

The Jashin follower slowly looked around the room, and then spotted the drooling blonde. "Deidara? What does this have to do with him?" Hidan asked, confuzzled (don't ask).

"Everything" Sakura replied calmly. All the Akatsuki perked up, now totally attentive, especially Pein, since there was barely a thing going on in the Akatsuki hideout that he didn't know. Well, except for Deidara. Again. Because, as you know, he's still sleeping.

"How is that, Sakura?" Itachi asked, voicing everyone else's thoughts.

"Well… Deidara…is…." She replied, leaving the answer not there.

"Deidara is what?" Konan asked, trying to encourage the pinkette.

"Deidara is..." she said, drawing in a deep breath "My fiancé" she finished quickly.

"WHAT? TWO OF MY MEMBERS ARE ENGAGED WITHOUT MY KNOWING OR PERMISSION?" Pein yelled, flipping his lid.

Sakura nodded sheepishly.

And then….poor Deidara chose that moment to wake up from the sudden (not!) commotion.

"Huh? Wuz goin' on?" he asked, still half asleep.

He got the weirdest looks that anyone in the room could muster. Except for Pein. Who Konan was quickly trying to calm down, since his face was red with anger, and steam was coming out the top of his head.

Sakura pecked Deidara on the cheek, then 'poofed' out of the soon-to-be hell hole, leaving her fiance behind.