I'm back! I changed the title of the story cause this isn't disney. This story is:

How the Hermit helped to win the King's Daughter

Enjoy~

When a rich man died, he divided up his property among his three sons when he died; their names were Adam Anderson, Evert Anderson, and Johan Anderson. When the king heard of this, he offered his son, Judai Yuki, to whoever built a ship that traveled over land and sea. The oldest son, Adam, tried first but when an old man came to beg for work, he sent them away.

"I have no time for old-timers that will waste my time with wasted time! I have to marry that beauty of time!" he said aloud.

He had finished the ship and spent all his money, but a terrible storm destroyed it.

Next, the second son, Evert, tried. However when the same old man came begging for work, he shouted:

"Get away from me! You are disgusting and I am pretty! If you touch me then for sure the prince wouldn't be fit for me because I would be ugly!"

He too had finished building the ship, spending all his money, but the ship a'sploded, for the sake of the story.

The youngest, Johan, was determined to build the ship to gain the prince for "personal" purposes, even though he didn't have a lot of money. Since he didn't have a lot of money, he hired everybody, including the old man, who the brothers rejected.

"Thank you kind sir," said the old man.

"You're welcome, I can use all the help I can get!" Johan laugh. "What is your name old man?"

"Yubel."

"Creepy."

"Why yes it is. By the way, to help the story, I'm a demon."

"When are you not?."

"Touché."

When the ship was done, Yubel told to Johan to claim his sexy prince, but probably not in those words.

"Ok, but will you stay with me?"

"I'm not going to hold your hand."

"That's not what I meant."

"Ok, but I want half of everything you get."

"Whatever."

As they traveled, they came across a man who was putting fog in a sack.

"Johan, we should let that man come with us," said Yubel.

"Are you serious? He's obviously crazy!"

"It's do or die."

"That's not a great motto, but fine," Johan said. He cleared his throat then yelled, "Hey, old man! What is your name?"

"Why, my name is Daitokuji," the man said.

"I would like you to come with me-"

"Whoa, too kinky!" said Yubel, sniggering.

"I wasn't finished," hissed Johan. "I want you to come with me to the king's castle!"

"Sure, but as long as I can bring my cat, pharaoh."

Johan sighed and looked at Yubel, who nodded. "Yes, bring your cat."

As they continued walking, they came across a man tearing up trees.

"Johan, we should take this man along with us too."

"Are you serious!" he whispered to him. "We already have one crazy; we don't need two, especially a strong one."

"It would benefit you."

"Fine!" Johan said angrily. "Hey, you over there! What is your name?"

"My name is Kenzan-don. What's it to you?"

"I want you to come-"

"Kinky," Yubel said.

"Shut up, I want you to come with me to the king's castle with me to help me get the prince!"

"Sure, it's lame here-da!"

Johan sighed and they continued on walking. Then they came across a man drinking a stream dry.

"Johan, we should take this man with us."

"'Cause it benefits me?" Johan said in a mocking voice.

"Exactly."

"But this one is dressed like a woman!"

"So?"

Johan groaned. "'Ay you! What is your name?"

"My name is Cronos!"

"I want you to…" Johan looked at Yubel.

"What?" Yubel said slyly.
"Nothing, Cronos, I want you to come-"

"Kinky."

"Damn it!" Johan yelled at Yubel. "Cronos, I want you to come with me to the king's castle!"

"Can we sing songs from the spice girls while we're on the way there?"

Johan pinched his nose and cursed to himself. "Sure, as long as you'll come with me."

"Kinky."

As they walked farther while singing, they came across a man shooting a quail in the Underworld.

"Johan-"

"I get it now. Excuse me sir! What is your name?"

"My name is Manjoume-Sanda! What do you want, stupid."

"I want you to come with me-"

"Super kinky."

"- to the king's castle."

"What's in it for me?" he demanded.

"Nothing, now let's go."

As they were walking they spotted another man whose steps bestrode (straddled tee hee) an island.

"Don't bother Yubel. Hello sir, what is your name?"

"My name is Ryo. What is your name?"

"Johan. Ryo, I want you to com- go with me to the king's castle."

"Absolutely not," Ryo said.

"Why?"

"Ok, I'll go."

Johan sighed. He didn't want to be with a bunch of weirdoes, but he wanted Prince Judai so bad.

They finally arrived at the king's castle, but King Sho didn't want to give up his son so quickly.

"I refuse to give my son to a man that knows nothing. I order you to deliver a message to the Underworld and be back in an hour," Sho said viciously.

"Alright, I like a challenge," Johan said. The he thought to himself that Manjoume would be of good use to him. "Sir, can I take someone with me?"

"Why not?"

So Johan and Manjoume traveled to the Underworld and delivered the message, but Johan fell asleep from the volcanic fumes.

"Wake up!" Manjoume said as he shot at Johan, waking him up.

Johan and Manjoume went back to earth, shocking the king; he didn't expect them to come back.

"Fine! I want someone to drink my cellar dry in a day!"

"Kinky," Yubel said.

"Hmm, white wine and the spice girls, yummy," Cronos said. And shortly after, the cellar was dry.

"Fine, Johan, you can marry my son, but you can only have as much treasure as one man can carry! Although, it will probably be unfit for my Judai."

Kenzan then picked up and carried off with every last piece of treasure the king had. Johan grabbed Judai and ran, and when the king chased them Daitokuji let the fog from the sack and they escaped.

Once they were home, Johan divided up the treasure with Yubel.

"But, you got the prince too."

So Johan drew his sword to cut the prince in pieces.

"Whoa! What are you doing? I wasn't serious!" Yubel exclaimed. "Keep the treasure crazy! P.S. let me know if you need any more help, I'll be there."

"Ok, thank Yubel."

Yubel left.

"How come I don't talk in this story? I'm the protagonist," Judai said.

"Not in bed you're not."

"What?"

"Not in this story you're not."

"Stop being a gay!"

"Shut up! Now come here, I'm going to ravish you so hard that you-"

THE END