FINAL CHAPTER!! ((I hope….))

Heimdall's gonna be seme!!

--START--

Once the bullets ran out and the 4Kids staff managed to dodge every single one, the gun was laid to rest and Loki sank to the floor. "BEEP…"

Heimdall shook the shotgun again, eventually opening up the cartridge and looking inside. "Are you sure you ran out of bullets?"

"Positive. I'm sorry…"

"It's okay…" Heimdall waved and started home. "I've gotta go. I need to do some shopping with Freyr, but I'll come back!"

Loki blushed. "Yeah…"

The 4Kids staff peeked out from their hiding places and walked over to Loki . (Poor Yamino was still hiding in the closet with Mayura, both sobbing like children.) Odin held the Yuugiou deck still, Freya shifting through the cards. "These look pretty dorky…"

"It's shounen manga for boys, of course it's got to be a little dorky. Monsters like the Harpies are ALMOST shirtless. It's a little mature, but 4KIDS edited it on Fox."

"Are you serious Odin-sama?"

"Yeah…so why do I have this again?" He asked as he sweat-dropped and looked eyes Miss Yummy Cupcakes. She looked back at him and winked, her blonde curls bouncing. "That's for the final battle!"

"Final battle?" everyone asked, even Mayura and Yamino who had come out from the closet.

Mr. Happy Rainbows nodded and snapped his fingers. "Yes."

Before they knew it, two stands appeared at either end on Enjaku Modeling Shoppe's front lawn. It was a huge checkered field with two mechanical stands, two card decks appearing on the stands. Loki watched, perplexed. "What is this?"

"The Yuugiou duel of the cosmos! If you loose, you keep the license of 4Kids!"

Everyone gasped.

"But if you win, then you will keep ADV's license."

Neither sounded great, but ADV was way better than 4Kids. "Fine," Yamino said, looking up at his father. "Do you know how to play Yuugiou Loki-sama?"

Loki thought a moment, and then nodded. "Sadly. I was on T.V. once and it was the duel between Jono-chan and Yuugi-chan. The one who lost was dropped into the ocean. If they refused to play, the Anzu would have a weight dropped on her and she would be crushed. Yuugi sacrificed himself and fell into the ocean. Jono-chan went after him and saved him the Kaiba Corp sent a helicopter to lift the weight from Anzu…or something like that…I think. 4Kids dubbed it…so I remember the Japanese version being way better than the English dub…"

"I remember those episodes!!" Mayura squealed happily, Freya turning to her in anger. "This is no time to recall those memories!!"

Odin sighed. "So, why are we here if Loki has to play?" The 4kids duet looked at each other and smiled playfully. "It's a s-e-c-r-e-t." Without warning, both Life Point stands blinked the number 5000.

"Only five-thousand LP?"

"That's right, as you know, if they reach zero, you lose."

Loki's eyes flashed red in anger as he drew his five cards. "Fine, draw your cards!" Miss Yummy Cupcakes drew first, placing one card down in attack mode. "I place Lady Assailant of the Flames in Attack Mode."

ATK / 1500

DEF / 1000

Miss Yummy Cupcakes smiled again. "And as you know, if I get rid of three cards from my deck, I can take away 800 of your LP right now!" The Lady ran to Loki and slashed one strap of her sapphire dress, LP going down to 4200.

"Oh, BEEP," Loki cussed as the LP drained more and more. Mayura was stunned. "The first move and they already damaged Low Key!!"

"They dubbed over four-hundred episodes of this," Freya explained, worry clouding her brilliant purple eyes. "Of course they got good at it…"

Yamino was still quizzical, but more frightened than anything else. "And they still have a surprise for us…"

It was Loki's turn to call upon a monster, and he knew if he didn't draw a monster with more than 1500 ATK Points, he would have to cast a Spellcaster, or take another blow. "Fine," He shouted across the field, blonde hair blowing in a dramatic gust of wind. "I think…"

He smiled almost instantly.

"I play Bickuribox in Attack Mode!!

ATK / 2300

DEF / 2000

"Alright, he drew a card to defeat 4Kids!!" Odin cheered, jumping up in joy. "Way to go!!" As the card appeared on the field, a man with brown hair appeared in a Jack-in-the-Box in a medieval-looking cloak and gloves. "Hey wait…"

It's blue eyes looked back at them.

"Oni-sama!!" Freya shouted in confusion. Yamino looked at the fertility god, finally coming to a conclusion. "Could it be that every time Loki-sama plays a card, one of us becomes the monser he plays?"

Mr. Happy Rainbows, still in distress from the card Loki drew, nodded. "And if that monster is killed, your friend will not come back from the graveyard unless you win…"

"WHAT?" Freyr shouted, looking back at Loki. "You better not make me die!!"

"Shut up or we'll turn you into a walrus again!" Miss Yummy Cupcakes screamed, pointing a finger to the fertility god. Needless to say, he was quiet.

The blonde model muttered something to Freyr, confident they could make a good move. "Attack their monster to send it right to the Graveyard!"

Freyr blinked.

"Are we playing interactive Yuugiou?"

"Just do it!!"

Freyr attacked the woman, she screamed, and vanished into a digital dust. 4Kids's LP dropped 1500, leaving them at 3500. Everyone, especially Freya, cheered. "Yay, I knew you could do it Loki!!" Yamino smiled and pushed on his glasses. Ecchan, or Esteban according to 4Kids, meowed and landed on Odin's head, arms raised in a cute cheer. Loki blushed and laughed. "Ah, you flatter me…"

"WHAT ABOUT ME?" Freyr screamed again, fuming at the fact Loki always got more attention, even from his sister. Angered by their sudden bad lick streak, they drew another card in hopes of getting revenge. They laughed and placed it down, a maiden in a long blue dress with long blonde hair materialized, a blue ball of light encased in her hands. Loki blinked. "Is that Gift of the Mystical Elf?"

Mr. Happy Rainbows nodded and smiled. "This trap Card increases our LP by 300 for every monster on the field." Their LP increased to 3800, still lower than Loki's, but the best card they had. Loki was glad he only placed on card on the field. "Freyr, I'm putting you in Defense Mode."

"Yeah." Freyr said, retreating into his box as Loki cast another card. I play the card Dark Magician in Attack Mode."

Yamino had vanished from the sidelines and was now dressed as the Dark Magician, red and purple outfit with long, glowing green scepter shining as he levitated a little above the field. Loki cussed under his breath. "Yamino-kun…"

The 4Kids couple laughed again, almost falling over and hitting their heads. "I bet you can't stand to see your son die!" Loki smiled and nodded, arms placed on his feminine hips as he ran a fine hand through his blonde hair in an almost cocky manner that just nearly walked the line. "Well, since you don't have any monsters on the field, I can directly attack you Life Points!"

ATK / 2500

DEF / 2100

Yamino exhaled a held breath. He raised his scepter and attacked them directly with his dark magic. They both held on to each other and screamed as a purple light flashed around them. When the shock was over, the LP stand blinked the number 1000.

"Alright!" Freya cheered bounced up and down, Odin clapping for the fertility god and Ecchan bouncing up and down on the All-father's head. The blue in the sky began to shine through the puffy clouds, a signal that this would all be over soon. Loki looked back at the crowd and smiled back to them. When he did, however, he was meant with an unusual sight. Spica was standing right behind Mayura, blushing at the fact her husband was looking at her. She appeared to know about 4Kids because she didn't as much giggle when she saw Loki's female form.

"Loki-sama…good luck."

She only turned, maid dress swaying, and began to walk away. "Where are you going Shia?"

She twitched and began to run away. The duet placed another card monster card down. The Earth shook violently, everyone toppling to the ground. "What's happening?" Yamino cried.

"Low Key!" Mayura screamed, covering her head with her hands to protect whatever brains she had. "What card did they play?"

Loki looked up to see a silver dragon with huge blue eyes and a long neck. The silver, metal looking scales gave the dragon a mecha look as is roared and grabbed Spica almost instantly. "Spica!" Loki cried, watching the dragon crush his wife as she screamed in agony, completely helpless.

"That's Blue-Eyes White Dragon that has an ATK amount of 3000." It crushed Spica and made the goddess vanish into a mist. Yamino gasped, "Spica?"

Loki was paralyzed. His legs wobbled as the dragon attacked Yamino, raising his scepter in defense. Alas, it was all in vain. The dragon crushed Yamino and his mother, both cards sitting in Loki's Graveyard. He paused and put his hand over the deck, eyes welling up with salty tears. Freyr looked back. "Loki, cast a spell card! Pretty soon more of your LP will be taken away."

Loki's LP with the cost of his family, decreased to a mere number of 1200. "He only has 200 more LP than 4Kids does!" The pink haired student squeaked in despair. Freya let loose a sob for her friends. "Loki…"

Odin looked to the paved sidewalk, then to his friends, smiling. "Don't worry! If anyone can put a trick last minute, it's Laufiyarson Loki!"

"…" Mayura looked to Loki, trying to think. She had an idea and ran up to Loki's stand. "Low Key!" She cried, struggling to climb the steep mechanical device without hurting or possibly killing herself in the process. "Mayura!"

"Stay down Katy, that's cheating to help!" The dragon snatched Mayura and sent her to the Graveyard, Loki's eyes narrowing even more. "Mayura…"

Freya sobbed, hands covering her eyes and her blonde hair toppling over her head like a mop of curls, literally. "Oh no!!"

Odin bit his lip. "BEEP Mayura…"

Because Loki's LP was so drained, he had no choice but to revert to his chibi form, all power drained from his body. Odin stared on, trying to convince Loki to battle onwards. "Loki! Don't lose hope!"

Loki's knees remained bent and head bowed in distress, tears pleading to escaped his tightly shut eyes. Loki only heard a small gasp from Odin and Freya before a gloved hand was placed over his and squeezed his hand tenderly. He shook, face turning scarlet. "Heimu…"

The purple haired god drew a card and held it up, smiling, standing next to Loki, and defending his love. "I call upon Red Archery Girl in Attack Mode!"

Freya appeared inside a sparkling clamshell, dressed as a mermaid with her long, golden hair flowing as if she was deeply submerged under the sea. Her bow and arrow were blood red.

ATK / 1400

DEF / 1500

The 4Kids duet laughed, Mr. Happy Rainbows shaking his finger at the boy. "That can't kill our dragon!"

"Who says I finished my move?"

"What?"

Heimdall looked to Odin and smiled, nodding his head. "I also play Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"

Another dragon appeared on the field, it scales gleaming just as bright as 4Kids. Heimdall looked at his monsters and saw Odin atop the dragon's back, seated elegantly with his black cloak flowing in the wind. He smirked. "Everyone, go!"

All at once, Freya shot her arrows, Freyr pounced, and Odin seized the last remaining LP of 4Kids. With a final blast, the duo screamed in pain and fell to the ground. A portal appeared next to them, and polka-dotted bunnies dragged them through the portal back to their own twisted world. The arena vanished.

The bodies of Yamino, Mayura, and Spica lay not far from were he sat. Heimdall smiled. "Came too late?"

Loki looked up at him and cocked his head. "I didn't know you could do that…you know, in a duel…have all your monsters attack at once…"

Heimdall made a shush noise and whispered to Loki. "They didn't need to know that…" and smiled again. Loki's tears poured more and more as he raced into Heimdall's arms. "Heimu!"

Expecting a chest to squish up against his, there was nothing. Loki was a male again, and everyone else had their real names and dignity returned to them. Fenrir scampered over to them and licked Loki's face. "Daddy, the agency!"

Loki looked over to see the agency was returned to it's form as a western looking mansion and grinned at Fenrir. "That's right!"

Loki looked to Heimdall and gently kissed him on the lips. "Thanks…" Heimdall nodded and captured Loki's lips again. He gasped into the kiss, but breathed a sense of immense salvation into their tender embrace.

"I love you…thank you so much for coming…"

Odin walked over to the couple and smiled. "Well…since this fiasco is over and you all did such a good job…I have a surprise!!"

Loki looked to Odin who bent down and ruffled his hair. "The wedding is tomorrow…"

Loki became a little shocked. "What wedding?"

The watchman also glanced at the all-Father with a quizzical expression on his face, voice raised in an octave of question, "For who?"

Odin kissed the trickster tenderly. "I'm sorry my love, but you will be getting married to Heimdall tomorrow is Asgard."

There was silence.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!"

"N-no I'm not ready!!"

Heimdall's face matched the color of his eyes.

((Meanwhile, Freyr and Freya hugged each other, tears pouring from their eyes like waterfalls, happy both were alive in the very least. Mayura and Yamino woke up…and Spica just slept a few more minutes.))

--OWARI--

LOL, the wedding is a joke…although maybe it will be a later chappie of ACM…((Ooooohhh….suspense…))

Enjoy!! Fun writing this!! Sorry the chapter went so fast, but I have to finish up a M yuri fanfic before I get flamed for the sin of procrastination. Thanks for reviewing, but this story has reached it's end…I think…maybe more of the 4Kids duo in the future? Maybe in another Sukisho fanfic? Who knows??

BAI BAI!!