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Chapter Six

After she left Sakon alone in her room, Yori went downstairs and straight to the storage closet. Her head was in between the shelves as she looked for something.

"What are you doing, Yori?"

Yori bumped her head in surprise. "Ouch! Dammit mom!"

She turned to look at her mother, rubbing the bump on her head tenderly, "I was looking for the tent and sleeping bag."

Hana gave her a concerned look, "Whatever for? I know you don't think you're going to sleep outside when you have a cold!"

"I let our guest have my room because the guest bedroom isn't fit to be used. I just thought the fresh air would do me good..." Yori said. She did not want to be in the house tonight.

"Well you can just go sleep on the floor in your room. You are not sleeping outside with a cold, young lady."

"Yeah, about that..." Yori smiled her widest smile. "I think I'm all better! I think that last big sneeze did the trick cuz now I'm all better!"

"Don't try to pull wool over my eyes, Yori. I'm your mother. Now go to your room. Don't," Hana said with a glare. "Argue. Just go."

"But he's a boy! Aren't you worried about us having sex?"

"The only ones who should be having sex in this house," her father suddenly appeared beside his wife. He gave Yori his sternest look, "is your mother and me."

"Okay, I'm going to bed now," Yori said loudly and ran quickly upstairs. "Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew," she moaned. "Oh my GOD, that is so nasty!"

She marched up to her door, her hand raised to knock. "This is my room," she thought. "Why should I knock?"

Then she got a mental picture of Sakon wanking off, or wearing her underwear or just randomly standing naked in her room. She didn't know him, what he was like. So she knocked.

There was no answer. Yori was going to knock again, but she heard her parents coming up the stairs. Terrified, Yori opened the door, ran in, and slammed it shut.

"What the fuck are you doing? Haven't you heard of knocking? Do they even teach you manners in this hellhole?"

Sakon was sitting on her bed, looking annoyed.

Yori ignored him and went over to her closet. He followed her, "Didn't you hear me? I said—"

She turned around and got in his face, "I heard what you said," she hissed. "But I was forced to come in here. Believe me, I don't want to be here. I wanted to sleep outside. Hell, I even threatened to have sex with you! But they thwarted me and I'm stuck here."

"What?"

Yori went back to digging in the closet. She pulled out a big, ratty-looking blanket.

"What do you mean you threatened to have sex with me?"

"Exactly how it sounds," she said over her shoulder. "I was going to sleep outside but Mom told me to sleep in my room. I told her I was going to have sex with you and then my dad appeared." She shuddered violently. "He said…oh my god, it's so gross…"

"Out with it, dammit!"

Yori looked at him with wide eyes and whispered, "He said the only ones who should be having sex in this house are he and mom."

Sakon paled slightly, "Oh."

"Yup." She walked over to the bed and grabbed a pillow. She then opened her nightstand and pulled out nighttime cough medicine. "I'm going to knock myself out with this and turn the radio on. Are you okay with that? Well, I'm sorry but even if you aren't, I'm going to anyway. They can get pretty loud in there."

Yori opened the bottle and began to drink from it.

"Give me some," Sakon demanded. Yori shook her head and finished gulping the syrupy medicine. She handed it to him. "Hey! You dumb fuck, there's nothing in here."

Yori grunted and pointed to her puffed out cheeks. "You haven't even swallowed it yet! Give me some!"

She gave him a dirty look. "Hurry up before your germs get mixed in it." She rolled her eyes and grabbed the back of his neck. "What the fuck!" he snapped and she kissed him. He could feel her tongue on his lips, prying his mouth open. He opened his mouth slightly and he felt her slobber all up in his mouth.

He tried to jerk back but she had both hands on him now, and she pushed him back on the bed. She fell on top of him and he gasped. She propelled more drool in his mouth and that was when he realized that it was not drool, but syrup.

He swallowed the syrup reluctantly and she pushed off of him. She stood and swallowed. Then she went over to her dresser and turned on a little radio that Sakon hadn't noticed before. And he soon realized why. It was a plastic fox, and similar to her other fox figures. Its ears were the speakers and its nose was the on/off button.

Sakon was angry with himself. He should have noticed it! If that stupid radio hid from his view in plain sight, how many other bugs could he have missed? He was too comfortable here; he was becoming lazy and careless.

Loud music erupted from the small ornament, the music loud and foreign. "What the hell is that?"

"That was a kiss, my dear Sakon-koi," Yori said dryly. She was making a pallet on the floor near the bed and her back was to him.

She was becoming too familiar with him if she thought she could keep her back to him and be safe. His cheeks tinged pink at her reply. "I know what a kiss is," he retorted stiffly. "I was talking about the music."

"I don't know what this is. It's always loud, no matter what song is playing so I keep it on this station." She crawled into her makeshift sleeping bag. "Night."

He ignored her and laid down on the bed sideways so he could keep an eye on her. Sakon felt his eyes droop. When he opened them, she was gone. He felt the bed move and he rolled over, his hand poised to defend himself.

Yori stared sleepily back at him, "I could hear their bed creaking," she murmured. They stared at each other, neither uttering a sound. It was an unspoken agreement; they had come to a temporary truce that would last until they woke up.

They continued to look at each other, their eyes drooping slowly. Yori yawned and her eyes opened wide. Sakon took some perverted comfort from her brilliant green eyes. They reminded him of Orochimaru-sama, and for the first time since being with the Sound Four, he felt at ease. It wasn't much longer that he fell asleep.

Sakon woke slowly. He didn't open his eyes and he allowed his other senses to assess his environment. The radio was off…it was about midday according to the bugs and birds…and he was alone. He opened his eyes and stretched. His muscles screamed as he suddenly jumped out of the bed. The doctor promised to heal Ukon today.

He tried to reach Ukon. He called for his brother through his mind and received no answer. Sakon was worried, but he knew that the doctor would try her best. Good people like her were stupid fools. As soon as Ukon was healed, she would outlive her usefulness and she and her family would have to die.

Sakon eventually made his way down the stairs and into the kitchen.

"Good afternoon, Sakon-kun! Did you sleep well?"

Hana was cheerfully washing dishes. Her body positively glowed with happiness. It was sickening. "You just missed lunch, but I'd be happy to make you something."

"I don't want anything. I want you to heal Ukon. Now."

She frowned and finished her dishes. "Well, I was hoping you'd at least eat something. But I understand the bond between you and your brother is strong and I'm sorry you had to wait this long. Go to Yori's room. I'll go and get Yori and my medical supplies. We'll be up shortly."

"No. I don't want her around."

"Unfortunately for you, I need her. So whether you want her or not, she will be there. I don't know why you wouldn't want her to be with you. As I understand it, you and Yori slept together last night…"

Sakon flushed angrily, "We didn't fuck!"

Hana giggled, "I was just teasing you, dear. But maybe you two should have. I think you both would be so much happier. Sex releases you. It feels so good...sex is wonderful…"

She looked around in surprise. "Oh. He's gone. Oh, well. Better go and get Yori…" She pranced into the living room where Yori was working on a blanket. She was sitting on the couch and listening to her MP3 player. Hana could hear the music blasting. She yanked the ear buds and Yori turned slowly and glared up at her mother.

"Are you trying to make yourself hearing-impaired!?"

Yori shrugged up at her mother, "Yes, actually. What do you want?"

"I need you to help me with our guests. Sakon is going to separate from Ukon. I don't know what to expect, as I've never even heard of a case like this. And why in the world would you want to be deaf?"

Yori put her blanket away and looked at her mother expressionlessly. "The sound of your mother and father going at it all night long is enough to make anyone want to be deaf. I don't know how come you're awake and dad isn't."

Hana gathered her medical bag from behind the couch. "Well…sex doesn't take as much out of me as it does your father. All men have a sort of limit before they just can't get an erection. The average man orgasms about--"

"Please," Yori put her hand over Hana's mouth. "Please, for the sake of my sanity, stop talking."

The mother and daughter quietly finished gathering supplies and walked up the stairs. Neither of them spoke a word until they walked into Yori's room.

"Okay Sakon-kun. I'd like you to please detach from your brother, with him on the bed, please." Hana clipped as she walked into the room. Yori stood behind her mother expressionlessly. Sakon nodded and lay down on the bed.

He wasn't sure how badly separating would hurt. It usually didn't, but Sakon never tried to separate in this state. Sakon braced himself and slowly sat up, and Ukon gradually fell out of his brother.

Yori gasped and Sakon sent a glare in her direction. "It's like watching a butterfly come out of it's cocoon." She said softly in awe.

Sakon rolled his eyes and finished pushing his brother out of himself. Ukon lay on the bed unconscious and naked.

"The clothes I had on before were made with a special cloth that allowed us to duplicate it as we separated," Sakon explained flatly. "Ukon's usually awake when we split up. I've never tried to separate without him awake."

"Let's see," Hana muttered as she moved closer to Ukon. "Yori, hand me my stethoscope and please take notes."

Yori stumbled forward and handed her mother the stethoscope. She kept her eyes strictly on Ukon's face, though her cheeks were pink.

She copied down everything her mother told her to. "Hmm…this is strange. His vitals are normal, and actually…his body is perfectly healthy. It seems that all of his injuries transferred to your body, Sakon-kun."

"I could have told you that. They always do. That's why we're able to heal so quickly."

Hana gave him a look; "I wish you told me this earlier."

"It didn't seem to be of crucial importance." He shrugged.

"It isn't, but still…"

Hana covered the sleeping Ukon with Yori's bedspread. "I believe that he's in a coma. I think that either he had a severe blow to the head, or the poison affected his brain. Maybe both." She exhaled and shook her head. "I can't think of any medical explanation for this, mostly because I'm not a brain specialist but also because no ones ever heard of a case like you two."

"So you're saying that you can't help him!" Sakon accused.

"I'm saying that I don't know what to do. I'm going to try to help him, but I don't know if I can."

Sakon was shaking. His face was a deep red color and his fists clenched together so tightly that blood flowed from his hands to the hardwood floor. Hana had no expression on her face as she looked at him.

"You can communicate with him telepathically, right?" Yori asked. Sakon managed to stop shaking. "Yeah. What's your point?"

"Well…" she said slowly. "Is it possible for you to…actually get inside his head? Maybe you could…try and wake him up that way."

"…I've never tried to do anything like that, but I think it's possible."

"I'm proud of you, Yori. My baby's so smart," Hana hugged her daughter.

Sakon stood over his brother. "I'm going to have to merge with him. I'm usually the main one; he's only been the central controller twice, both times when I needed a rest. We'll be completely exposed…"

"No you won't," Yori put her arm around him. "I'll make sure that you guys will be safe."

He snorted and removed her arm from his body. "Oh, yeah? And how do you think you could do that?"

Her hand gripped on to his and she looked into his eyes. "Because whether you agree with me or not, I think of you as my friend. We've only just met but I think we could be friends, don't you? I'll protect you with my life. Do you trust me?"

Sakon rolled his eyes. He would play along, for now. "Sure," he lied and faked a smile that looked like he was in immense pain.

Yori smiled in return and nodded over to her mother, who was crying.

"Oh my god, mom."

"I'm sorry…the love between you two is just so beautiful."

He watched impassively as they hugged. He would allow their folly for now.

Ukon wakes up in the next chapter!

~*~

You guys remember when Yori was picturing Sakon do things we all know he would never do? Well…he's gonna do one of them! Be warned, it's random and OOC.

Here's just in case you forgot:

She marched up to her door, her hand raised to knock. "This is my room," she thought. "Why should I knock?"

Then she got a mental picture of Sakon wanking off, or wearing her underwear or just randomly standing naked in her room. She didn't know him, what he was like. So she knocked.

Sakon Omake Theatre

Sakon walked around Yori's room aimlessly. He looked into her closet and noticed some dusty clothes in a corner, underneath a ratty blanket. They looked like male clothing. He picked them up and shook them out.

They weren't ugly. Hell, anything was better than the repulsive used clothing that Hana gave him. Sakon never gave any thought as to why they were hidden in a corner and very dusty. He put them on rather eagerly. The stains on his current outfit disgusted him greatly.

He looked at himself in the mirror on the dresser. He didn't look too bad. His eyes caught a suspicious movement on his chest in his reflection. Sakon looked down. It was a huge earwig.

His eyes widened in horror. He ripped the clothes off his body through the clothes out of the window. He was still shivering when he heard the door opening. Yori ran in, her face pale. She slammed the door shut and turned to face him.

They stared at each other, both blushing.

"This isn't what it looks like," Sakon began. "I was trying on some clothes."

"My clothes??"

"No! The guy ones in your closet!"

Yori looked at him blankly, "I don't have any guy clothes, especially not in my closet. It looks like you're just randomly standing naked in my room."

"Look out the window! I threw them out there!" Sakon pointed desperately to the window.

Yori walked over to the window and stuck her head out, "There's nothing out here."

Sakon stood behind her and craned over her shoulder. "They were out there! There was a bug on them so I threw them outside!"

Just then Yori's parents burst into the room. "What the hell is going on in here!" Yori's father exclaimed, his face crimson in anger.

"It's not what it looks like!" they exclaimed.

"What it looks like is that my daughter is being butt-fucked by some naked, two-headed weirdo!"

"Just be sure to use a condom," Hana chimed in happily.

Omake Theatre End

Like I said, OOC. You were warned.

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