I do not own Naruto nor will I ever…I do wish that I did though.

This story is based on the yaoi manga, "Okane ga Nai – No Money" by Hitoyo Shinozaki and Tohru Kousaka (Best yaoi manga ever).  My title is taken from this yaoi manga.  Please note that I will use some of the ideas and quotes of Okane ga Nai in my story.  I'll try not to make it too similar.

There will probably be some grammar mistakes in my story so don't hate me for it, please.  There is also a sad attempt at humor.  At least, I hope its humor.

Itachi will occasionally be OOC in this story and the other characters in this story will be as well.  This is also an AU (for modern time era) as well as a yaoi (male on male relationship) story so please make a note of it.  If you do not like either, please go back now instead of bitching about it to me.  Thanks.

Please note that in my story, Itachi is the cousin of Sai and Sasuke.  Sai and Sasuke are brothers. Also, Kyuubi is Naruto's cousin.

Ages:  Itachi 26, Sai and Sasuke 23 and Naruto is 18.

Remember:

'Words' equal character's thinking

"Words" equal character's talking

No Money

By Kichou

Chapter One- Auction

"Is this the place?"

"Yes sir."

"Good."

"Are we going in?"

"Yes.  It's time for me to take back my little fox.  Let's go."

"Yes sir."

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'I can't believe this!  Damn you, Kyuubi!  When I get out of here, I'll rip you to shreds!'  Naruto thought as he gripped the bars of his cage.

Still feeling dizzy from the drugs the auctioneers fed him, Naruto sat down on the floor of the metal cage.  Staring around him, he notices other prisoners in cages.  One boy to his right resembled a girl due to his long black hair and slim figure.

'Haku.'  Naruto thought as he remembered talking to the feminine boy a few days prior.

To his left, he spots other boys who resembled Haku, all of them feminine in build and girlish in manner.  Looking at himself, Naruto could not understand why he was here.

'I'm the only manly one here.'  He thought as he sighed.

Haku, hearing the sigh, looked over to the blond haired boy.  Haku knew that out of all the boys here at the auction house, Naruto would be the one that would catch the most attention from the buyers during the auctioning.  Unknown to the blond boy, Naruto painted the absolute perfect picture of innocence.  The boy could be loud, but with his blond hair, blue eyes, slim frame and feminine angel like looks, he would be the boy that would bring in the most money for the auctioneers.

'Please let him get a decent master.'  Haku thought was he stared at the blond boy.

"The auction is starting!  Get them out of their cages!"  A man yelled out.

Many of the guards ran towards the cages, forcefully grabbing the boys out and shoving them towards a room.

"Hey, watch it bastard!"  Naruto yelled out.

"Naruto, don't do anything stupid.  They will hurt you."  Haku whispered as he led the blond towards the back of the bathing room.

Naruto clamped his mouth shut as he allowed Haku to drag him.

"Wash up!"  A guard yelled out.

Naruto and Haku followed the other prisoners towards the showers.  Taking off their dirty clothing and depositing them in a basket by the showers, they both walked towards the shower heads.

"Haku, what's going to happen to us?"  Naruto asked.

"We will be force to walk on stage to be paraded around like show horses and auction off for the highest bidder."  Haku stated as he continued to bath himself.

"What!  There is no way that I'll let those bastards parade me around like that!"  Naruto yelled out as he pounded his fist on the tiled wall.

"You don't have any choice in that matter.  The drugs they gave us makes us completely obedient to any order.  They are already working Naruto.  First comes dizziness and later we enter a trancelike state.  We can hear and understand everything that is going on, but our bodies can not respond to our command."  Haku explained.

Naruto kept quiet for the rest of the showering.

Washing their body of dirt and grime, Naruto couldn't help but notice how there were no other clothing to dress in.

"Haku, what are we suppose to wear to the auction?"  Naruto asked.

Haku closed his eyes and sighed.

"…We don't wear anything."  Haku stated as he continued to wash.

"…What!"  Naruto screamed out.

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"Now this boy, Haku, is pure Japanese.  He is 19 years old and completely well mannered.  He is not pure, but he is immensely talented in the ways of seduction.  The starting bid is five thousand."  The auctioneer stated in the microphone.

"Five thousand."  A blond yelled out.

"Six thousand."  Another blond screamed.

"Seven thousand."  A redhead yelled out.

"Ten thousand."  A man yelled out in the back.

"Sold for ten thousand dollars to the dark haired man in the back.  Please pick up your merchandise on the stage and pay at the desk at the corner of the ballroom."  The auctioneer said as he directed another prisoner on the stage.

The man walked towards the boy on the stage.  Grabbing the boy, he led him towards the desk.  Handing ten thousand to the woman, the man dragged the boy outside towards his car.  Grabbing the blanket in the backseat, he wrapped it around the naked boy as he allowed him to step into the car.  While driving away, the man turns towards Haku with a hidden smile.

"My name is Zabuza Momochi.

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Naruto was led onstage by two guards.  His clouded eyes shows that the drugs were working.  The buyers gasped at the blond, noticing how gorgeous the boy looked.

"This boy is half Japanese and half European, which explains his exotic blond hair and blue eyes.  He is 18 years old and occasionally feisty.  He is not educated in the world of seduction, but that is due to the fact that this boy is pure."  The auctioneer stated as signaled his men on stage.

Naruto was grabbed by the shoulders and forced to walk to the front of the stage.  A big screen T.V. can be seen at the side of the ballroom, showing a bigger version of what was happening on the stage.

The guards push Naruto down to where he was made to sit on the floor.  Naruto's back was pressed up against the guard's chest as the guards slid their hands slowly towards Naruto's inner thighs.  With another signal from the auctioneer, the guards force Naruto's legs to spread, allowing the room full of perverted buyers to see his most private of places.

"His front as well as his back has not been touched.  You can check for yourself once he is bought.  He is a complete virgin meaning that he can be trainable, which means that the bid will start at a higher number this time around.  The bidding starts at forty million!"  The auctioneer yelled.

"Forty million!"

"Fifty million!"

"Sixty million!"

"One Billion!"

"Are there any other bidders for Naruto?  Alright then.  One billion going once, going twice so-"  The auctioneer was cut off.

"1.2 billion dollars."  A raven haired man stated as he stepped in front of Naruto, blocking him from the other buyer's eyes.

"Who are you?  Non members cannot buy any merchandise here."  The auctioneer stated as he stared at the man on stage next to Naruto.

"I believe that I should be an exception."  The raven haired man stated as he signaled his two men to cover Naruto.

The two men forcefully threw the guards holding Naruto towards a wall; a sickening crack could be heard throughout the ballroom.  The two men covered Naruto in a long coat, gently helping him up from the floor and leading him out the ballroom towards a limo out in front.

"Hey!  You can't just take-" The auctioneer was cut off as a suitcase full of money was thrown at his face, knocking him to the ground with a broken nose.

"Here's your money.  I'll be leaving now."  The raven haired man stated as he gracefully left the stage.

"Stop him!  Guards!"  The auctioneer yelled out.

The raven haired man was surrounded by ten guards whom were waiting for their orders from their boss.

"Oh.  I see that you want to make me angry.  Well I guess I'll just have to take you all out of the picture then."  The raven haired man said as he began to take off his Armani suit jacket.

"That won't be necessary."  A new voice stated as a red haired man emerged from the crowd.

The red head bowed to the raven haired man.

"Pein."  Said the raven haired man.

"I would be a fool to go against someone like you.  We accept the money.  Please feel free to come back if you ever have the desire to do so."  Pein said as he bowed once again.

"But boss-" the auctioneer was cut off.

"Quiet!  Don't be a fool!  This man is someone even I do not dare to mess with!  Leave and have someone else auction off the rest while I settle this!"  Pein yelled out as the auctioneer did as he was instructed.

"I grow tired of this.  I'll be leaving.  Make sure that none of your men dare to touch what is mine, Pein, unless they desire instant death."  The raven haired man stated as he walked towards his waiting limo.

"I understand, Master Itachi."

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Review please.  Be kind.  First Itachi/Naruto story!

There will also be smut, lemon, back door shenanigans or whatever you youngsters call it now-a-days in this story.  Remember, this fiction is based on Okane ga Nai.