Embarrassed Chapter 10

AN: Hey guys. I'm here for a short amount of time so I decided to update this story for you. I had a lot of fun rereading the last chapter so I knew where to start for this one. Alright, enough stalling, time to go on with the story. Some of you might be concerned with me about making fun of Pennsylvania all the time, truth is, I live there. I like it here though. It's just so easy to pull something funny out of the place where I live.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. I don't own Laura, Lindsay, and Becky. I also don't own my friends Amelia, Bess, and Ben. Nor do I own Danstation School of Dance (but I do work there and own their web page.)

Chapter 10

Edward's POV

Bella couldn't stop laughing at what happened to Emmett. Truth was I don't think it was possible not to laugh at it. Even Emmett was laughing a little bit. Then a very evil thought went through Emmett's head. "I know how to get back at Edward." I looked over at him and he had a devious smile on his face.

"You know, Bella, I'm not the only one that did something embarrassing in Pennsylvania. Edward was quite embarrassed while we were there." Bella looked up at me.

"Edward, embarrassed? That has to be quite something to have that happen."

"You bet it was. Do you want to hear the story?" Emmett asked.

"No, she doesn't," I replied before Bella had the chance.

"Yes, I do. And I am very capable of deciding things for myself, Edward." She looked up at me with her most charming face on. She says that I dazzle her, well I think she dazzles me even more sometimes.

"Ok, Bella. Go ahead Emmett tell her the story."

"She must be very good to look at if you just agreed to me telling this story." I wasn't even listening to what he was thinking. I probably should have been considering the millions of embarrassing stories he has on me.

"Owner of a lonely heart" by Yes was what I heard running through Emmett's head. Of course he would think to block me after that. I can't believe he actually liked that song. Apparently it reminds him of me.

"Well when we lived in Pennsylvania, Edward decided he wanted to take dance lessons so that he had something to do other than school and music." Bella looked at me with a confused face.

"I was getting tired of playing the same old things on the piano. I wanted to get out and do something different." She rolled her eyes. I'm pretty sure that she could never picture me taking dance lessons. I grabbed her hand and gave it a playful squeeze to show her that I was serious.

"He was quite good, after a while that is. In the very beginning he didn't know the difference between a shuffle and a flap. He got better after a while. He was the only guy in the class and there were several girls. Needless to say, all of the girls thought that he was the sexiest man alive.

"He did have some interesting encounters at the studio that happened by accident. In the one ballet song he had to pick this girl named Laura up onto his shoulders. Well the ceiling wasn't very high and he didn't realize it. Needless to day he hit her head off of the ceiling several times. Becky, the teacher, actually had to remove some of the ceiling tiles so that Laura didn't get hurt. (AN: That actually happened. I'm not making that part up. I don't remember the guy's name though.)" I could feel Bella shaking with laughter beneath me. I knew there were many other incidents that he could tell about the studio and one very big mistake at the recital that I knew he was going to tell.

"That was all fun and games for a while at the studio. Then it came time for the recital." Oh boy, here it comes. "Becky had decided to make dress rehearsal the same day as the recital and Edward made me drive him to the school for dress rehearsal since technically he didn't have his driver's license."

"There were so many girls there. There was a small group of three girls that I sat next to. I learned their names were Amelia, Emily, and Bess. They said that they liked dance classes. Amelia asked if I took dance classes. I told her that I didn't and she asked what I was doing there. I told her that my brother Edward took dance classes.

"She knew who Edward was. And she said to her friends that she had a crush on him. And then they started talking about boys so I stopped paying attention. It came time for Amelia, Emily, and Bess's first dance so I said bye to them and watched them dance. Amelia and Bess messed up a few times. Emily fell over (AN: I really did that in dress rehearsal.) Kind of reminds me of you Bella." I rolled my eyes at his description of Emily. I have to admit that when she fell it was funny, but she got right back up and kept dancing. She didn't even look like it hurt or anything.

"Anyway, it came time for the dance where Edward lifted Laura up off the ground and as soon as he slung her over his shoulder, the light next to them fell and shattered. Laura screamed and clung on to Edward for dear life. It was hilarious." Bella was laughing and I was getting angry because he was delaying the real part of the story. Bella stopped laughing and looked at me.

"Edward, could you please let go of my hand. You are crushing it." I looked at her hand and saw I was crushing it so I let it go. "Thank you."

"Sorry, love."

"That's ok. I'm just glad you let it go before you completely crushed it," she said smiling up at me.

"Are you two love birds done so I can continue on with the story?" Bella and I shook our heads yes and he continued. "It took him a whole ten minutes until she finally let go of him. Then it took another thirty minutes until they got a broom and swept everything up. Dress rehearsal continued and it came time for the last song.

"In the last song Edward had to spin Lindsay out and then pull her back in. Some kid named Ben had to do the same thing with Emily. It looked funny because before the dance started the 'couples' were supposed to stand next to their partners. Lindsay was standing practically on top of Edward and Ben and Emily were like half the stage away from each other. Becky ended up having to tell Ben and Emily to get closer and tell Lindsay to "stop standing right up Edward's ass."" Bella started laughing at my predicament. Of course she would think this part is funny.

"When he was dancing with Lindsay, he always had to make sure to be gentle with her so that she didn't get hurt. Well, in his rush to get home before the recital itself started, he forgot to be gentle with Lindsay and, well, he broke her shoulder." Bella's mouth dropped down to the ground. She just started laughing at what had happened to me.

"Edward starts panicking because he broke her shoulder. She's up there screaming in pain. Ben is just standing there like he's deaf and didn't notice anything. And Emily's up there laughing hysterically."

"Why was Emily laughing?"

"Because Amelia, Bess, and she didn't really like Lindsay and had made a bet on whether she would get hurt at dress rehearsal or at the recital. Emily said dress rehearsal and Amelia and Bess said recital. Emily won $20." I explained this to Bella because I was in Emily's head wondering why she was laughing.

"That's not the weirdest part. Lindsay decides to keep going on with the show so they reset so they can start the song all over again. So right before the music starts I hear Ben say "Excuse me. I farted." Emily's standing right next to him and is trying not to be grossed out or laugh, but it was really funny.

"They calmed down enough to get started and suddenly you hear a loud thunder strike and you see everyone on stage minus Edward jump. Ben screamed. Emily's holding her ear because he screamed so loud. Edward's smiling because of their reactions. Then something very weird happened."

"A fly was flying around the stage and as soon as they reset to start again. Ben starts running around the stage screaming "AH! FLY!" and runs right into Edward and Lindsay. Lindsay falls backwards and falls on to Edward, Edward stumbles backwards a little bit to make it look like he lost balance, and Lindsay bumps her shoulder and starts screaming all over again." Bella started laughing at how weird the scene must have looked. I wondered why Ben was afraid of a fly before I realized he was autistic. He just had a weird reaction to it.

"Emily started chasing Ben to make him stop running and screaming. He eventually did calm down, but Becky just decided to call it quits after that. She said that she would see everyone at the recital and left."

"Just imagine, Edward, if you hadn't been in a hurry to get home none of that would have happened," Bella joked. I knew it was true, but still it was embarrassing.

AN: So how did you like it? Some of that stuff was true: The light falling down, Laura hitting her head, Ben having autism and running away from the fly and farting, Emily (me) falling over on stage, big lightning strike in the middle of rehearsal. That was so much fun. Hope you enjoyed it. Please Review. ;)