Hey everyone! Yeah, since this isn't an anime one (I know a lot of you must be going, "Thank God, she reads books."), NO JAPANESE REFRENCES! So yeah.

I wanted to do this, because, I was inspired to. There was another one I read before, 15 ways to annoy warriors, that I absolutely loved. And I know it took me a while, but I finally got this up.

I don't care if the first few suck, that's how much fan fictions go. I did this because I love warriors.

If any one of you say I'm being mean to Firestar, I will destroy all of your computers with a virus! FIRESTAR MUST DIE! MWHAHAHA! Okay, don't judge me because of that. I have my reasons.

You, yes you, the readers, can choose who I give tips for. Yup, when you review, tell me who you want to go next! XP (You can choose a cat more than once).

Because this is easier to write than dare fan fics and regular ones, I suspect this will be updated a lot more!

So, first, I'll let one of my favorite cats, Mistyfoot, do the disclaimer.

Mistyfoot: Pica does not own the cats, except Mudstripe, and does not own Warriors. Nor is she in any way related to the three people that make up Erin Hunter.

First cat up! Firestar!

1) Constantly give him a star made out of some flammable substance, pour oil on him, and set him on fire.

2) Ask him why he kills cats

3) Ask him to prove to you that he has nine lives, over and over again

4) Ask him why he's two timing on Spottedleaf

5) Tell him that StarClan has told you to be the new leader of ThunderClan and that he will be you slave. Watch him believe you.

6) Ask him constantly what StarClan is and why we don't go to war with them (ThunderClan's been to war with practically every other clan)

7) Ask him why the leaders have "star" at the end of their names. Watch him not know

8) Repeat number 7 except why apprentices have "paw" at the end of their name. Watch him not know that either.

9) Talk to an apprentice and ask him/her the same question. Watch them know it.

10) Ask him why he never refers to Sandstorm as "Honey" or "Sweetheart" or another nickname

I know. That sucked, but oh well. I'm only going to do 10 at a time, so review if you want more!

Yes, I wish that I could do those things to Firestar…

That's all for this chapter. See ya!

Mudstripe