Sanada and the Seven Dwarfs
Summary: The classic Disney movie with a Rikkai Dai twist :)
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis © Takeshi Konomi, Snow White © Disney
yeah I haven't watched snow white in a while so if some stuff is wrong I'm sorry
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Prologue
Once upon a time there lived a lovely little princes…urrr…prince named Snow White, who more commonly went by Sanada Genichirou. Her, uh, His vain and wicked stepmother the Queen feared that some day Sanada's beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little Prince in rags and forced him to work as a Scullery Maid. Each day the vain Queen consulted her Magic Mirror, 'Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?' and as long as the Mirror answered, 'You are the fairest one of all,' Sanada was safe from the Queen's cruel jealousy.
A Few Days Later
Sanada was outside brushing off the steps to the back servant's door. All of his little woodland creature friends were watching him sweep because they were too lazy to help him.
"Stupid woodland creatures…" Sanada mumbled to himself.
His forest 'friends' just stared back lazely.
Sanada had it as he threw down his broom. "TARUNDORU!! I'm sick and tired of you all just sitting there!! I wish my prince would come!! No, wait I'm not gay, I mean princess, no wait…UGGGHH!! Someone just come!! Why am I talking to you stupid animals?!"
Suddenly music started to play in the background
Tune to 'I'm wishing/One Song'
"Heck no, I am NOT singing!!"
Narator: "Yes, yes you are."
So Sanada broke out into dance and song as he sang over a little wishing well.
"I'm wishing….(I'm wishing) for the one I….love……(the one I love)." Sanada sang painfully with the well echoing back his every word.
Out of nowhere another reflection appeared in the water, making Sanada jump.
"Ore-sama heard your magnificant voice my fair lady…lad," said a beautiful young man with a mole, er, beauty mark.
"Get out of my yard." Sanada said getting up. He held the broom closer.
"But my sweet, beautiful nightengale, now that I've looked upon your lovely-ness, that is only second to my own, I must take you for my own."
Prince Atobe took our young hero by the hand and made to kiss him, but Sanada used the broom to wack the prince on the head.
"TARUNDORU!! There's no flippin' way I'm giving you my first kiss you creepy man!!"
"Fine my dear, but I will be back!"
With that said Prince Atobe mounted a pure white stallion with a long flowing mane and rode of to his castle on the horizon. Sanada stared at the sight of the prince riding off.
"WTF?!"
Meanwhile
Sanada's evil stepmother, the Queen, had watched the whole scene.
"So the 'Prince of Happily Ever After' thinks my stupid Sanada is beautiful? Well he has not seen my beauty yet!"
The Queen tossed 'her' wavy blue hair over her shoulder as she walked to her Magic Mirror.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all."
"……"
"MIRROR!!"
"Mada mada dane your highness…"
"Ahem…who's the fairest one of all?"
"Sanada Genichirou is."
"…WHAT?! How can that little servant boy be fairer than me?!"
"Don't ask me, I just say what I'm told."
"Fine….the only way for me to be the fairest one again is to dispose of my stepchild, but how?" the Queen thought.
"Just have the Huntsman take him to the forest, kill him, bring back his heart in a box and show it to me."
"That's perfect!" the Queen announced as her eyes lit up. "I shall go find that Huntsman now!"
"….have him bring me back some Ponta!"
In the Forest
Sanada happily skipped though the flowers while singing to himself.
"……"
Narator: "SING DARN YOU!!"
"la la la la la……"
From a distance the Huntsman stood watching the young prince. He knew he had to kill him, but his better self was against it. However he walked up behind Sanada with a knife.
Sanada sensed something and spung around.
"TARUNDORU!!"
The poor Huntsman fell to the ground. His eyes began to tear up.
"I'm….I'm sorry Prince!!" he cried. "The Queen told me I had to kill you and bring back your heart in a box, but I can't!! Shishidou-san told me I wouldn't be able to do it and I thought I could but I just can't!!" our poor depressed Huntsman cried.
Sanada backed off slowly, "Okey….uh….thank you?"
"RUN SANADA, RUN!! Run into the forest far, far away!!"
Sanada walked off into the forest leaving the Huntsman to cry by himself.
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Haha sorry I had to make my little idea I had today a story! Sorry about the way I made Sanada's personalitly but I think it's still enjoyable though :) so I hope you liked it and I'll see you next chapter! Reviews are welcome haha