Model Theory Ch 1-Fluffy Red Socks

The dull thud of his head hitting his desk echoed through the class of test-taking students, all of which either looked over at him to see what happened or barely even glanced out of the corners of their eyes, already knowing what they would find.

Sai stiffened when his head hit, too tired to really sit back up and wipe the drool off his face from when he had fallen asleep while he had stared at the tiled ceiling. The day was dull as he and the rest of the school took their semester finals. One more week and they'd be out of school for summer vacation before senior year started and their 'lives began' or so the teachers preached. In fact, Sai had no idea why he was even in school with everyone else. He had just transfered from another private school after being kicked out, to Konoha Prep, another prestigious school that promised him that he was something worth more than the average kid. He sighed. Once again, his adoptive parents had a way of making him do what they wanted. After all, he would have been happy enough going to a public school.

Sai personally had no interest in school except art classes, so he made sure that all his electives were filled with them. He also had no interest in what people thought of him, which led to his trail of angry headmasters and his closet full of different school uniforms. He was glad Konoha Prep didn't require such attire. He hated wearing them.

One thing he could say he liked about Konoha Prep was it's air conditioning. He hadn't been there very long and due to his late transfer could not take the finals with the rest of the class and was left to his own in the back row of hardwood, polished desks. It was too hot though, even with the air conditioning's, and Sai soon found himself drained and sleepy as all hot days made him feel, leading to his present situation of his face becoming one with the nice teak, 100 year old desk.

Sai knew very few people in his classes because so many of the other students were busy trying to pass the classes to really make much conversation with the new boy, and whenever Sai seemed to open his mouth, someone ended up leaving the room in a fit of uncontrollable anger. It wasn't his fault that he had been brought up to tell the truth, even if his biological parents had lacked a bit of parental advice telling him it was okay to refrain from doing so when he didn't want someones fist trying to find a way to get through his face. He was surprised that his nose had never broken or got stuck into some weird shape from all the beatings he had taken.

However, there were a few notable names in the school that would talk to him off and on when they weren't in testing. Namely a Naruto Uzamaki and a Kiba Inuzuka, the two loudest and most obnoxious students in the school who had managed to become very popular despite having been scholarship students. In fact, he was going to eat lunch with them today, right after his class ended.

There wasn't much he could say about his new 'friends' other than every time he saw either of them they were doing something ridiculous like harassing the female students or one Sasuke Uchiha, which some even said may as well have been apart of the female students, since not only was he gorgeous in a very feminine way, but he also was said not to have a sex life. Which didn't make much sense to Sai, since Sasuke had a horde of female students fallowing him every where the male went, save the men's restroom, and even then they'd stand outside waiting for him to come out. Sai had once seen Naruto come rushing out of the bathroom one time screaming at the girls to go out with him, effectively chasing them off. Sasuke had exited shortly after Naruto stuck his head back in to let him know the coast was clear.

Sai had seen this all happen in just the two days he had been there, and apparently it went on year round.

He was slightly baffled by Naruto and Sasuke's friendship. The two didn't seem to get along very well and were often pissed at each other. Sai would have to ask Naruto at lunch today why that was.

Soon the bell rang and Sai manged to peel his face off of the desk as he had done yesterday and the day before, gabbing his things shortly after and heading to the cafeteria where he would meet the group he had come to know, his home packed lunch securely in his grip as his stomach growled.

He wore a red and black striped t-shirt, tight dark gray jeans and white Vans. His black hair was short and hadn't needed any styling since it was naturally fluffy and very soft looking, a faceted shine in every dark strand showing how well he kept his hair. His belongings consisted of a shoulder bag which contained various art supplies and his bagged lunch.

As Sai went down the hall, he spotted Sasuke shoving something into his locker and pulling out a book. Sasuke could often be caught reading on his off time, which was all the time, since the boy was a damn genius and never had to put any real effort into doing class work, or so Sai assumed since he never saw him do any.

"Hey Sasuke!" He said cheerfully as he reached the male. Sasuke glared in response with a nod in his general direction. Sai took that as a hello and continued.

"How was your day? Its so hot, I fell asleep again." He smiled brightly.

"Hn." Naruto said this was the first thing an Uchiha boy learned to say after they were born. "Fine."

"That's good!" Sai didn't mind Sasuke's short replies, apparently it was a good thing the boy even replied. Or didn't beat the shit out of him. This from Kiba. "Have you talked to Naruto yet, he said he wanted to go somewhere over the weekend."

"No, I missed morning classes." Sasuke replied, sorting through his things. It was said that it was typical of Sasuke to miss classes since he was a part time model, working under his older brother's signing company. Sasuke's older brother was a famous model and part time actor, though the Uchiha family hadn't exactly approved of their son's choice of careers, they hadn't stopped them either. After all, Uchiha's were known for their generations of government officials and world leaders. It was said that the only reason they were allowed to do what they wanted was because Fugaku Uchiha had been threatened by Mikoto Uchiha. A sofa was involved.

"Oh, but you wont have a problem making up finals will you?" Sai asked as they stared walking one more to the lunch room.

"No." He replied, glancing at Sai before all out staring.

"Sai." He stated.

"Yes?"

"Your face is red and I can still see the drool from where you fell asleep."

"Oh! Thank you!" Sai rubbed at his face with his long sleeved black sweater.

"Hn."

Sasuke looked like his usual self, a black My Chemical Romance t-shirt over a long sleeved white shirt, black pinstriped slacks that looked expensive and obviously tailored to fit his long legs like a second skin, two studded belts crossed over his hips. His hair was spiked in the back like so many punks Sai had met, though Sasuke was far more intellectual than most of the students at the school, and he had the barest amount of eyeliner and gray eye shadow on. His eyelashes were already so thick and back that he didn't need mascara to finish off his look. Sai could almost call Sasuke emo, but knew most of the look came from his exposer to the fashion scene. Though how he could wear so many layers of clothing in this heat he wasn't sure.

When they reached the cafeteria they headed directly to Naruto's table where Kiba could be seen shooting milk out of his nose at some joke Naruto had cackled out.

"AND THEN HE FUCKING RAN IT OVER AGAIN!" The blond yelled and more milk was lost in the battle between dog and milk carton.

"Kiba, that's fucking disgusting, Naruto, quite down or Tsunade will kick your ass again." Sasuke muttered as he pulled up a seat next to Naruto as he had every other day. Sai followed with a large smile.

"You weren't here for class TEME! She might EXPEL you if you don't show up once in a while!" Naruto yelled, hitting Sasuke in the shoulder.

"She wont expel me, she'd pay ME to stay around to keep YOU out of her hair."

"So sais Gay Boy #1." Kiba said, trying to wipe off the milk from his face.

"What the fuck Kiba, shut your mouth before any more people catch you're stupidity." Sasuke glared.

"Wait, there's more than one now?" Naruto asked. Kiba had always gone on about Sasuke's sexuality but he hadn't heard about any other 'gay boys' from his friend.

"Right there," Kiba nodded in Sai's direction, a huge grin on his face. "Gay Boy #2."

Sai smiled if impossibly larger. "Even if I was gay I'd still get more ass then you dog face."

"Hn." Sasuke laughed.

Naruto wailed, his laughter earning their table a cafeteria full of onlookers.

"I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!" Kiba growled before pouncing on Sai over the table.

Eventually a teacher came by and pulled Kiba away from Sai, having been used to the rowdy students of the school since they had started high school.

Naruto was laughing, Sasuke was glaring because Sai's food had landed in his lap when Kiba jumped the other boy, and Sai was smiling as brightly as ever with a now bruised eye that was promising to swell up 10 times as bad over night.

Naruto had been wearing his signature bright orange t-shirt with "Chick Magnate" in bold, black letters stamped on it, a pair of baggy well worn denims and old Adidas. His hair in its usual unruly mess. Kiba, looked almost the same with his gray Old Navy tee and baggy jeans, his dark brown hair in about the same mess as Naruto's. One thing that was very different about Kiba were his maroon upside-down triangle tattoos under his eyes. A bold statement indeed. Both boys were average high, though Naruto was the shortest person out of everyone Sai had come into contact with, though that wasn't to say he was short. Sasuke was a good 5'11" along with Sai himself, Kiba 5'9" and Naruto at 5'7". While both Sasuke and Sai were tall and willowy with lean musculature, Kiba was thick with toned muscles and controlled strength. Naruto was smaller, but Sai guessed he had a toned body much like Sasuke's.

As Sai was told to go to the nurses office he decided that he didn't mind this school all that much.

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When Sai reached the nurses office for the first time since he had started at Konoha, he quickly decided he wasn't all that fond of the school any more.

In actuality, this was the first time he hadn't been sent to the nurse on the first day of school and only for a black eye. When he walked through the door to the small white room with its comfy looking plush beige chairs, one being occupied by a messy haired young woman who looked to be the head nurse by the white smock she wore and the clip board she had in her hands, he got a chill down his spine.

"I'm here to see the nurse..." He said a bit dejectedly.

The woman turned and looked at him, a strange look in her eye when she saw who was standing there.

"Hello, I'm Karin-Ooh! Look at that eye!" She said jumping up and rushing to him. "What happened?!"

After Sai told her, a very strange a creepy smile crossed her face and she decided to do a 'check up'. Her hands started roaming and he knew then why he had been creeped out.

"Can you not do that. You're ugly, your hair looks like a rat died in it, your glasses make you googly-eyed and you just don't turn me on..." He said stepping back.

"Wha-! how dare you! I was just doing a simple, every day check up!" She almost yelled, her face red and angry. "Hmpf, you're fine now go away." She said turning around and going back to her clip board, which when Sai took a slightly closer look at it, saw that there was a doodle on it that looked very much like Sasuke. In fact, it even had the same scowl as he did.

"He doesn't look anything like you!" He heard her mutter then he himself shuddered at the thought of her mentally molesting Sasuke much like she had just done to him.

He left quickly.

Later as he, Naruto, a still pissed Kiba (who had gotten a lashing from the Headmaster, Tsunade for beating up the new kid), Sasuke, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka all met up at the schools parking lot, at Naruto's request. And by request he meant by Naruto's shouting from hallways away at people to tell them where to go after school. Tsunade had chased him from the school shortly after.

Sakura was dressed in a pale gold and maroon sort sleaved shirt. A black pleated skirt came almost to her knees over bright pink tights and was wearing black strappy sandles. Her lighter pink hair looked a bit frazzled from the humidity and her pink eyeshadow needed touching up. Ino was dressed in tight jeans that were artificially aged, a light blue spaghetti strap shirt with gold roses on it that came down low over her hips, a blue studded belt wrapped around her thighs and her blue converse completed her attire. Her Blond hair was stacked on top of her head and a chunk of bangs came down over her face. He eyes were dusted with blue eyeshadow and he lips a pale pink, shining with gloss. Though Sai would say Sakura was prettier than Ino, she didn't look all that great today.

Sakura had glared at him when she first saw him, most likely because he had called her an 'ugly forehead girl' when she had first started flirting with him. Ino, however, had not had the pleasure yet of speaking to Sai, and seemed just a over zealously flirting with him as she was Sasuke, who just glared and punched Naruto in the stomach before glaring more.

"TEME!"

Ino stopped flirting with Sasuke, since it was hard to speak to him when Naruto was attacking him, along with Kiba, who decided it was fun to join in, and turned her attention solely on Sai. Sakura, who was a constant rival of Ino's, look on with unabashed glee as she expected Sai to brutally insult 'Ino-Pig'.

"So how has school been? You just started right?" Ino said happily. He briefly thought about how she really did have a pig-like face but distinctly recalled the shape Kiba had been in the first day he started and how his faced had swollen up after being hit, apparently by Ino, after saying something stupid to the robust boy named Chouji. Then he thought of Karin, and said the exact opposite of what he had been planning to say.

"It's been great! Especialy now that I've gotten to meet such a cute girl!" He said, his gigantic smile in place.

Sakura's jaw tried to fall from her skull, Sasuke stopped mid-punch, looking at Sai and Ino, Kiba, who was currently sprawled under Sasuke, looked like he had just gotten the crap beat out of him, then ran over by the truck that was Sai being polite to an ugly girl. And Naruto, who had been apparently trying to rip Sasuke's shirt off with his teeth, turned very very pale when he not only realized that Sai had just called Ino cute, but when he also found one of his hands gripping Sasuke's crotch and the other, his ass.

"Na-ru-to..." Sasuke pinched out through gritted teeth when he too realized what had been fondling him.

"Naruto! You fag!" Kiba chirped passed his bloodied lip followed closely by "I knew you had it in you, Dickless." from Sai.

Both Ino and Sakura looked like the were unsure if they should enjoy the show or kill Naruto for groping Sasuke.

Sai wondered why Naruto still hadn't bothered to let go of Sasuke.

Then, in a move so fast Sasuke punched Naruto with the fist he was going to punch Kiba with, his face so red he looked like his favorite fruit, and the chase began.

Once he could no longer see Sasuke and Naruto, Kiba managed to get up and dust himself off, Ino and Sakura still looked flabbergasted then decided that they were suddenly very close friends and started chatting about when Sasuke would start dating Naruto. A new competition was born.

Eventually Naruto and Sasuke had made it back to the group, Kiba starting in on them the second he saw them.

"Naruto you stupid fuck! You're face is covered in blood!" Kiba barked out his laughter.

"Sasuke, you're still very red you know..." Sai mentioned, effectively causing Sasuke to blush harder.

"That's cause the stupid teme got a hard-on when-" Sasuke cut him off by kicking the back of his knee.

"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." He growled out.

Ino and Sakura started whispering frantically to each other. Kiba balked at them, and Sai just wanted to go home since everyone was ignoring him now.

"Sai, are you coming to my place tonight?" Sasuke suddenly stopped kicking Naruto when he remembered the groups earlier arrangement. Naruto had decided they should all go hang out at the Uchiha mansion, since they had a great entertainment room. That had also been one of the things yelled out at everyone in the halls.

"I was just thinking of going home actually, you guys seem like you're too engrossed in each other to go there any time soon and I have a painting at home I've been meaning to finish anyways..."

"No way! You just have to go Sai, it'll be really fun!" Ino jumped to attention once she realized her prey was try to get away. " Sasuke has a HUGE T.V. and a totally awesome sound system!"

Sai thought about it for a moment...who said "totally awesome" anymore...? The tugging on the back of his shirt increased.

"Yeah, it'll be awesome! Even if you're a dick." Naruto laughed finally getting up off the ground, deciding now was the best time to get away from Sasuke while he wasn't trying to cause internal bleeding.

"I may be a dick but at least I'm not dickless." Sai retorted.

"HEY! Stop saying that! I tell you I'm HUGE. And why the hell where you looking in the first place?! You're not spose' to stare at people while they're pissing!"

"I SO did not need to hear any of that." From Ino.

"I second that." From Sakura.

"Why the hell are you fucks so GAY?! Why can't it be Sakura and Ino who are always all over each other?!" whined Kiba.

"Will you all just shut the hell up? We need to get going if we want to get there any time today!" Sasuke interjected.

"WHAT?!" Both Sakura and Ino looked aghast at Kiba, glares of death forming.

Sasuke sighed and started walking towards his car.

"I guess I'm going with Sasuke, you coming Naruto?" Sai asked as he started to follow, not wanting to bother with the girls anymore.

"Yeah! He has one hell of a kitchen! tons of food and I'm starving!"

They soon caught up with Sasuke and waited a minute to see if any of the other would follow. When no one came and Kiba's screams could be heard, the knew the other's weren't going to come.

"You have a nice car." Sai commented on Sasuke's black Mercedes S550 Sedan. A car easily worth over 120,000.

"Hn." Sasuke nodded, agreeing with him.

"Come on! Lets go!" Naruto scrambled inside the car the second the locks clicked. He of course, took the front,which Sai was slightly disappointed about. As he got into the back, he noticed that not only were the seats very comfortable, but the backs had the Uchiha crest on them. The red and white uchiwa's were made of soft leather.

Sasuke turned on the car, the local rock station blaring an annoying commercial momentarily before Sasuke pushed in a koRn CD and then they were pulling away headed to the Uchiha mansion.

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When they pulled up, Sai was in awe and Naruto was fidgeting, wanting to get to the kitchen. Both Naruto and Sasuke seemed to have forgotten their 'disagreement' and were now acting their usual selves.

"Stop fidgeting damn it! At least let me park!"

Sai watched as the beautiful, massive Colonial slowly disappeared as Sasuke pulled into the garage.

"Itachi's home. You might want to stay away from him Sai, he can be a freak sometimes, but it probably isn't something you can't handle. You give him a run for his money." Sasuke warned then sighed.

"Hm?" Sai had a huge smile plastered onto his face.

"I think that's what he means Sai, you look insane when you make that face. Please don't." Naruto said with a troubled look.

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When they entered the house from the door in the four car garage, which currently only held Sasuke's Mercedes and his older brothers' red Corvette Z06, he briefly explained the house as they walked through.

"This is the main hall, the foyer is on our left, the kitchen is to the right, the closest bathroom is on the right, passed the kitchen. there 12 bedrooms in the house, 5 bathrooms, an entertainment room on both the main and second floor where me and Itachi stay. The one on the main floor has an in home theater and the second one has a 62" HDTV and surround sound. We have ever game consul you can think of and every movie that has come out in the last 20 years."

"He's not kidding! Hey, you show Sai around, I'll help myself to your food!" Naruto said as he ran off.

"Tch. Dobe."

"You're house has three floors though doesn't it?" Sai asked.

"Yeah, that floors off limits though, that my parents, if they even caught Itachi in there rooms they'd skin him alive. And he's their pride and joy."

"Aww, I know you love me too otouto..." A voice purred from behind them as they had started up the stairs to the second floor.

Both Sasuke and Sai turned back to look at who had spoken, Sai instantly assumed he was Itachi, and was stunned by what he saw. Sai wasn't one to say he was gay but he would agree if someone said he was bi. And Itachi proved that easily.

He was at least 6'2" with long, luscious black hair that almost came to his waist, bangs falling over his face but not quite as long as his younger brothers'. He wore a form-fitting fishnet shirt with sleeves that reached past his wrists and tight leather pants stretched over what seemed like miles of long leg. He wasn't wearing shoes but fuzzy red socks that completely threw off the whore look he seemed to have been going for. Sai stared a moment at the socks, thinking they were a lot like the red Corvette parked in the garage.

"-be home?" The last of whatever Sasuke had said drifted to his numb mind.

"Around 10 tomorrow morning." Itachi replied in a lazy drawl, eying Sasuke's new 'friend' as the younger boy looked him up and down."

"Like what you see Sasuke's friend?" He half laughed as Sasuke glared and Sai started at being addressed.

"Would hell yes suffice?" Sai replied, regaining his composer and causing Itachi to laugh out right in his dark, seductive, knee melting laugh of his.

"Oh god..." Sasuke groaned. He was never going to get away from perverts. Which then reminded him of Naruto and his groping which then made him blush and the pissed and then-

"WHERE'S THE RAMEN! SASUKE! ITACHI! THE RAMEN! IT'S -GONE-!!"

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Finally done with the first chapter! Sorry It took so long to get out! I will be keeping the original 2 chapters on deviantArt so if anyone would like to read those you can comment or PM me and I'll give you the link! I hope you all enjoy it and please do review!