Unexpected Visit

Unexpected Visit

Disclaimer: If I actually owned Katekyou Hitman Reborn, 1827 would have been cannon or maybe Tsuna would have actually been a girl or Chrome would have more parts and interactions with Tsuna or-… I'm ranting again… so please don't sue.

Warning: Contains BL to the boundary of yaoi in later chapters (27all mainly 1827, heavily implied one-sided 692796, also hinted DSX and 8059), spoilers to the manga and a very OOC Tsuna…

Author's Rants: (You can skip this if you want) My very first official fanfic. This is crack and Tsuna is very OOC, but then again nobody in the manga ever said how Tsuna acted in the TYL timeline... yet. And Tsuna looking like a girl was heavily influenced by Nakajyo Akira-sama's and Ririadoll's Tsuna.

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Day 01: Bazooka and Surprises

Tsuna fidgeted as he felt the menacing gaze that Hibari was currently giving him. On his right were Yamamoto, who continued smiling as if everything was alright, and Gokudera, who was growling at Hibari at the moment, while on his left was Lambo, who was currently preoccupied with eating his chocolate ice cream. The reception room felt like hell at the moment, and the cold wind that came from the broken glass made Tsuna shiver more than he already had from Hibari's intense stare. Three months have passed since they managed to save an alternate future and now here they are in the great base of the Namimori Discipline Committee, the Reception Room. Their crime? When Gokudera and Yamamoto came to his house to pick him up, Lambo and Gokudera got on an argument, which was cut off by Tsuna's pleading. All was fine… until Lambo threw grenades at class during math time to make 'Gokudera pay'. What's worse is that one of those grenades managed to break the glass to the reception room which Hibari hit back at Lambo; how it got there, Tsuna didn't want to know. Now they were sitting on the couch waiting for Hibari to either say something then beat the living day out of them… or just start beating them without warning. It's a bit ironic that even after going to war against a supposedly stronger rival family, Hibari managed to still be at the top of Tsuna's list of 'who-scares-me-the-most'. In hopes of calming himself down, Tsuna took his handkerchief with shaking hands and began wiping Lambo's messy chocolate-smeared face.

"Mou, Lambo. Atleast try to eat a bit neatly…" Tsuna whispered, smiling softly at Lambo. He could still feel Hibari's stare at the corner of his eyes. Yamamoto's heartily laughed calmed Tsuna down a bit.

"Maa, He's still a kid, Tsuna. There's nothing wrong with being a bit messy." Yamamoto said. Tsuna smiled and nodded in acknowledgement. Gokudera glared at Yamamoto.

"Shut up, Baseball freak! You!" Gokudera pointed at Lambo angrily, "How dare you make the Tenth worry about you!!"

"SHUT UP, STUPID GOKUDERA!!" Lambo shouted, sticking his tongue out at Gokudera. Gokudera's face reddened in anger and he took out his dynamites.

"WHAT THE- I'LL FUCKING BLOW YOU UP, STUPID COW!!" Gokudera yelled.

"BWAHAHAHA!! AS IF YOU CAN HURT LAMBO-SAN!!" Lambo taunted, taking out his grenades.

"HHHIIIII!! Lambo!! Gokudera-kun!! STOP!!" Tsuna pleaded, grabbing Lambo. Yamamoto grabbed Gokudera's wrists.

"Let go of me, baseball freak!!" Gokudera ordered. Yamamoto smiled at Gokudera.

"Hahaha, I wouldn't mind seeing fireworks but Boss did order you to stop." Yamamoto replied, winking at Tsuna. Tsuna blushed at Yamamoto's chosen pet name for Tsuna. After coming to the future, Yamamoto finally realized that they weren't playing mafia anymore. Yamamoto actually accepted everything calmly and told Tsuna that he didn't mind being in the mafia which surprisingly didn't surprise Tsuna. Tsuna felt that it had something to do with Gokudera though…

"I… If that is the Tenth's order, then I will obey." Gokudera said through gritted teeth, hiding his dynamites. Yamamoto gave Tsuna a V-sign. Tsuna smiled gratefully at Yamamoto.

"BWAHAHAHA!! Gokudera's scared of Lambo-san!!" Lambo teased.

"Mou, Lambo. Hush." Tsuna scolded Lambo. Yamamoto and Gokudera had to look away, trying hard not to show their blushing face and nosebleed at the moment. The way Tsuna acted towards Lambo felt like how a mother would to her child, which made the two guardians imagine how Tsuna would look like if he was to wear a dress.

"Are you herbivores finished clowning around?" They all stopped as the icy voice of Hibari resounded in the entire room. Tsuna gulped as he faced Hibari. Tsuna whimpered as he realized that Hibari's gaze had turned into a murderous stare… directed at Tsuna.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi…" Hibari whispered. Tsuna felt butterflies in his stomach as his name fell from Hibari's lips. Ever since he had met the future Hibari, Tsuna couldn't help but feel more uncomfortable towards Hibari. Something in the eyes of the future Hibari made Tsuna felt… sad… lonely. Now, in front of him, Tsuna realized that Hibari always had that strange gleam in his eyes, but his was larger and at the same time, hidden behind his menacing stare that promised unbearable pain and sadistic torture at the moment, "As the proclaimed leader of these pathetic herbivores, what do you suggest?"

"Hii?" Tsuna looked at Hibari in confusion. Was he dreaming? Hibari was letting him talk? Explain to him? And maybe try to get off the hook? Has hell frozen over?

"Shall I bite all of you to death or should I only bite you, Sawada Tsunayoshi?" Hibari clarified, seeing the hope in Tsuna big caramel eyes. Tsuna inwardly hit his head on an imaginative wall, feeling a bit stupid for even thinking for a moment that Hibari still had a dash of humanity in him.

"Ummmm, can we pick option 3, Hibari?" Yamamoto asked, scratching the back of his head. Hibari looked at Yamamoto.

"I did not present a third option, Yamamoto Takeshi." Hibari dangerously said to Yamamoto. Gokudera yelled in frustration.

"Would you make up your mind, fucking bastard!! Either you call us by our first name or by our last name!! It's annoying!!"

"Gokudera… kun…"

"Fight Gokudera and me." Yamamoto said, an unwavering smile gracing his youthful face.

"Hiiiii!! Yamamoto, what are you talking about?!" Tsuna yelled. Yamamoto smiled at Tsuna and looked at Gokudera.

"You don't mind do you, Gokudera?" Yamamoto asked. Gokudera scoffed, releasing his dying will flame to the Vongola ring.

"I can take care of this bastard myself." Gokudera said. Yamamoto laughed.

"I knew you'd say that." Yamamoto also released his dying will flame to the Ring of Rain. Both of them reached for their boxes, which they didn't get to return to the future.

"Wao, you seemed so eager to die." Hibari smiled at them, enjoying the murderous intent both herbivores were currently showing. Maybe they would prove to be an entertainment now.

"All of you, please stop!!" Tsuna yelled, "Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto, Hibari-san!! There's no need for you guys to fight. I'll ta-"

"This guy should take Hibari's wrath." Tsuna heard Reborn said, kicking Lambo's head. Tsuna's eyes widened as Lambo was sent flying to the broken window.

"LAMBO!!" Tsuna yelled racing towards the window. He turned back and stared at Reborn, "REBORN!! How could you-"

"Tenth!!"

"Tsuna, look out!!"

"Hiii?" Tsuna looked at Gokudera and Yamamoto's panicked faces and he felt something hit him at the back. A cloud of smoke erupted, covering Tsuna as the ten year bazooka fell to the floor, smoke coming from it. They stared at the cloud of smoke, even Hibari. He had heard from the baby of the certain capability of the ten year bazooka.

"Do… Do you think… Tsuna's…" Yamamoto was afraid to ask. Remembering that Tsuna was dead in the future, he feared that they may see nothing… or maybe Tsuna's corpse.

"He's alive! He's got to be!!" Gokudera yelled. He wouldn't forgive himself if he couldn't save his boss from the future that they already know. The cloud dissipated and the two guardians' jaws dropped. In front of them was a young man with the same messy, slightly longer and lighter shade, hair as Tsuna and big caramel eyes looking at his surroundings in confusion. He was wearing a black tie and black jacket over a plain white collared shirt. His eyes blinked and focused on one person. His face brightened and he gave a cute smile at Gokudera.

"Gokudera-kun. Did you forget to remind me something?" he asked cutely.

"Eh? Ah… T-Tenth?" Gokudera asked.

"Hm?" the man in front of them said in recognition. They all continued to stare at the man. Ten years from now, Sawada Tsunayoshi, also known as Vongola Decimo, could actually passed off as a woman. A very beautiful… woman… Gokudera and Yamamoto covered their noses as they felt an upcoming nosebleed… and a very massive one. The man they accepted as Tsuna realized Yamamoto's presence and clapped his hands. He smiled cutely at Yamamoto.

"Yamamoto, did you already finish your mission? Mou, Gokudera-kun said you'll be gone for two more days." Tsuna said. Then he blinked, "Ara? Did the two of you shrink?"

Gokudera wondered if his beloved boss was spending too much time with Haru. Reborn kicked the back of Tsuna's head, "Dame Tsuna!!"

"Ow!" Tsuna whimpered, rubbing the part Reborn had lovingly hit, "Mou, Reborn- Ah…"

Tsuna looked at Reborn with his big caramel eyes, "Reborn, when did you returned to your baby form?"

Reborn kicked Tsuna again. This time, Tsuna dodged it earning a smirk from Reborn, "At least you seem to have learned a bit."

"After being kicked, hit and shot by you for eleven years, I got the hang of it." Tsuna smiled at Reborn, standing up. He sighed and scratched his head, "If you guys are in that forms that must mean I'm in the past aren't I?"

"You were accidentally hit by the stupid cow's bazooka, Tenth." Gokudera confirmed standing straight. Tsuna laughed softly.

"Well, at least my past self won't find himself in a coffin this time, just an office with a mountain of paper works." Tsuna laughed, a bit embarrassed at how he had acted earlier. Yamamoto laughed as well.

"Well that's good to know. Gokudera's with him, right?" Yamamoto asked. Tsuna nodded, knowing that Yamamoto was asking if the future Gokudera was with his past self, "But it's surprising, Tsuna. You actually look a bit… feminine…"

"BASEBALL FREAK!!" Gokudera yelled, thinking Tsuna would take that as an offense. Both of them were surprised at Tsuna's reply.

"You don't like it?" Tsuna asked, tilting his head a bit, a playful smile gracing his… feminine face. Both of them blushed brightly.

"I-I-I didn't mean I don't like it, Tsuna!!"

"Tenth looks more beautiful than the winner of Ms. Namimori!!"

Tsuna laughed at their reactions, enjoying seeing them stutter and blush like normal kids for once. Reborn looked at Tsuna, "Tsuna… do you realize your situation?"

Tsuna grew serious, "Ah. Five minutes have passed and I'm still here."

"Which means…"

"Tsuna… you're stuck in the past?" Yamamoto asked. Tsuna gave them a soft smile.

"The ten year bazooka had been malfunctioning after the Millefiore incident. It's a bit unpredictable at the moment. The time span now ranges from days to weeks... so…" Tsuna explained calmly. Tsuna looked at Reborn, "So where do I stay?"

"Luckily Dino's in town, we can ask him to let you stay in his mansion here." Reborn replied, feeling that he was now talking to Vongola Decimo. Tsuna smiled brightly.

"Which means I have a few days of rest." Tsuna happily stretched, "You don't have to teach me Reborn, I've been Vongola Decimo for five years now… or in the future… hehehe…"

"Hm. Fine. I will have to report this to the Ninth." Reborn informed Tsuna. Tsuna nodded and surveyed his surroundings.

"Ara? Isn't this the reception room?"

"You finally realized, stupid herbivore." Hibari growled, his murderous aura now enveloping the entire room. Hibari was currently pissed, not only did the herbivore failed to acknowledged him; the herbivore didn't even realized that Hibari was even in the room. And then he saw the herbivore smile and flirt with the three other people in the room, Hibari's blood boiled. He wanted to bite everyone to death, he wanted to bite the man who called himself Sawada Tsunayoshi. Tsuna looked at Hibari and Hibari was surprised to not see any hints of fear from the man's eyes. Tsuna's eyes were… happy?

"KYOUYA!!" Gokudera and Yamamoto's jaws dropped to the floor as they witnessed Tsuna tackled Hibari to the ground. Hibari could only look in surprise as Tsuna began rubbing his cheek on his in a very loving and… intimate manner.

"Wha-wha-WHAT THE FUCK?!" Gokudera blurted out. Yamamoto looked at Reborn. Reborn shook his head, who knows what had happened in the future.

"What are you doing, Sawada Tsunayoshi?" Hibari asked, his voice laced with promise of pain and torture. He sat up, realizing that the herbivore had latched himself on him. Hibari grabbed his shoulders roughly and pried the herbivore's arms from his neck. Hibari found himself staring at Tsuna, who was currently giving him the sweetest smile Hibari had ever seen.

"Nee, Kyouya, how many days will you stay this time?" Tsuna asked, acting like a kid. Hibari narrowed his eyes, unsure on what the damn herbivore was saying. Reborn sighed.

"Baka Tsuna, you're forgetting something again." Reborn reminded Tsuna. Tsuna blinked then realization hit him.

"Ah… I forgot. I'm in the past." Tsuna laughed softly, blushing at his reaction. In an effort to redeem himself, he tried to explain, "I couldn't help it. I haven't seen you in two months already. Ah, by you, I mean my Kyouya, I mean, the future you… ahhhh… I can't even explain it."

"MY KYOUYA!!" Gokudera and Yamamoto yelled.

"Get off me. Now." Hibari ordered dangerously. Tsuna obeyed and stood. Hibari stood as well, his eyes staring at Tsuna.

"T-t-tenth, wha-wha-what did you meant by 'my Kyouya'?!" Gokudera asked. Tsuna smiled sweetly at Hibari, answering Gokudera's question childishly.

"Kyouya and I… are lovers."

"WHAT??" Gokudera and Yamamoto shouted. Reborn smirked as he saw Hibari tensed up at Tsuna's declaration.

"T-t-t-the Tenth a-a-a-a-and that bastard!! What the hell was I doing in the future?!" Gokudera yelled as he began cursing how he had let that bastard near his 'pure' boss. Yamamoto was stuttering and walking back and front, unable to comprehend what Tsuna had just said. Tsuna saw Hibari began to shake and walked towards him.

"Kyouya? What's wrong?" Tsuna asked softly, titling his head to get a good look at Hibari. He backed away in time to evade one of Hibari's tonfas.

"I'll…" Hibari narrowed his eyes at Tsuna, readying his tonfas, "I'll bite you to death."

Tsuna began to laugh softly, earning a glare from Hibari. Tsuna smiled sweetly at Hibari, "Nee, Kyouya, why not say that to me when you managed to get that blush off your face?"

Gokudera and Yamamoto stopped what they are doing and looked at Hibari. True enough, Hibari was in fact blushing. Hibari charged Tsuna in anger, thrusting one of his tonfas at Tsuna's shoulder. Tsuna evaded it but did not see Hibari's other tonfa aimed at his chest. Tsuna flew across the room, landing on the couch.

"TENTH!!" "TSUNA!!" Gokudera and Yamamoto faced Hibari, intending on fighting him. Laughter stopped them and they looked back and found Tsuna dusting his jacket. Reborn jumped at Tsuna's shoulder and playfully hit him.

"Baka Tsuna, stop clowning around." Reborn scolded. Tsuna gave Reborn a smile.

"I didn't mean to. It's just a long time since Kyouya raised his hand at me." Tsuna reasoned. Reborn scoffed and was about to say something when Hibari charged them, passing Yamamoto and Gokudera before they could blinked. Hibari aimed his tonfas at Tsuna. Tsuna gracefully evaded the fury of tonfas aimed at him. All of them stood in shock as the next scene they saw was that of Tsuna pressing himself on Hibari's back as his own tonfa placed a few inches from Hibari's own neck by Tsuna's hands. Tsuna pressed himself at Hibari and whispered softly at his ear,

"I win."

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End Notes: I take that back, Hibari and Tsuna seemed very ooc here. Really... Please do review, and tell me if I have any grammatical errors and such. I appreciate it.