I don't own Twilight. I also don't own and songs on here.

Jake was reading Teen People when he heard the strains of...Low?

"She had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur with the fur, the whole club was looking at her, she hit the flo next thing you know, Shawty got low low low low low" What the hell?! He ran outside and saw Bella killing butterflies with a squirt gun.

"Bella?" he asked. She slowly turned around and screamed, "Dali Lama!" and threw herself at the person behind him. He turned to see and surprised Quil.

"Umm Okay?" he asked looking at Jake. "Jesus Bella, you smell like crack. Holy crap! She's is on crack!" he yelled.

"What!?" yelled Jake. Just then Embrey and Paul showed up to see what all the yelling was about. They looked at Bella who was muttering, "Chicken Noodle Soup." over and over, with raised eyebrows. "She's on crack." said Jake. Just then Bella started singing Fergalicious. Then she saw Embrey and her mouth dropped open.

"Oh my Carsile." she said. They shrugged. "I think I am in love." she said and slowly walked over to Embrey. Everyone was in shock. "Will...will...you go out with me?" asked Bella looking at her feet.

"I...yeah..sure." said Embrey still in shock. Bella looked up her eyes swimming. "Really?" she asked.

"Uh, Yeah." he said. She jumped up and kissed him full on the mouth. Jake growled while everyone else roared with laughter. Embrey glared at them.

"I think we should watch her." said Quil and everyone agreed.

Bella was singing "The Best Damn Thing." at the top of her voice while the boys were wrestling when she yelled, "I want a chicken pot pie!" They all stopped and stared at her.

"NOW!" she yelled and Embrey jumped up and ran off. They all stared at her while she started doing the Macerena. They shook their heads and went back to wrestling.

"Here's you pie babe." panted Embrey ten minutes later. Bella jumped up and yelled, "Yipee!" and grabbed it from him. After she ate two mouthfuls she spat them out and tossed the pie away.

"That took all my allowance!" yelled Embrey. She smiled seductively and started giving him a lap dance. Jake growled and everyone else was dying from laughter.

Bella was going through all the Harry Potter movies spewing out stuff like,"Bloody Hell Harry, what was that for?" or "Turn to page three-hundred-ninety-four."while the boys were talking. Just then they all stiffened. They started growling. Embrey went over to Bella and put an arm around her waist and shushed her. They smelled vampire!

Okay total randomness but whatever! RxR!