This story is a joint effort from myself - -X-.Giggles.-X- - and HarunoRin.

OC BASHING.

Title: Meeting the Family of Mai Taniyama

Authors: -X-.Giggles.-X- and HarunoRin

Rating: T

Summary: Mai's new boyfriend has to go threw the trials of meeting Mai's family, including a perky yet demanding Madoka, a silent and intimidating Lin, a Yakuza Yasuhara, a over protective Bou-san, a flirtatious Ayako, a snooty Masako, a helpful yet not to optimistic John and a pure evil Naru.

Pairings: LinxMadoka-ish, AyakoxBou-san, MaixNaru MaixOC

Hiro Satsugawa was happy. He had been going out with Mai Taniyama for 2 weeks and everything was going great.
Mai was perfect for him. She was sweet, funny, kind, not smart enough to make him feel stupid but smart enough to make intelligent conversation. There was the slight problem that she was away from school a lot for her work but he knew the situation and didn't hold it against her.
Plus his parents LOVED her to bits and were already planning the wedding - which made him happy and freaked out at the same time.
But when Mai mentioned she wanted him to meet her family, he was shocked. He knew that she was an orphan. She had explained happily that her work mates were much like her family and they had been wanting to meet him ever since they became a couple.

Mai had explained that it may be a bit overwhelming for him to meet everyone at once since her friends were quote/unquote 'alittle excitable'.
Needless to say this raised his nerves.
When he found out he would first meet 'Lin-san' who she saw as a father figure, and 'Madoka' who was her 'mother' figure he had started to shake. She was introducing him to her father and mother figure first?
So he took a deep breath, standing outside the glass door with SPRinked onto the glass in black.
Hiro lifted his hand and knocked lightly.
The few seconds it took for the door to be answered were the longest he had ever felt.
"You must be Satsugawa."
Hiro - metaphorically of course - shit his pants. Lin-san was around 6'8 with black hair covering one of his dark eyes, a stern look on his face.
"Mai is going to be a bit late as she had to go out and get tea!" A pretty red headed woman popped out from behind him.
Hiro felt a bit more relaxed seeing the woman, Madoka, since she seemed to radiate the same type of bright happiness Mai did.
"Come on in!" Madoka grabbed his hand and pulled him inside. "Mai's told us so much about you!"
"Oh.. really?" Hiro laughed awkwardly as the redhead pulled him -was she really this freaking strong?!- through the door and pulled him down to sit beside her on the sofa. Hiro looked around the office desperately as awkward silence fell. Lin was sitting across from him sitting bolt upright with shady eyes staring at him, as Madoka was watching him eagerly with both her hands clasped in front of her mouth.
Silence.
More silence.
"So... you guys work with ghosts..." Hiro started, coughing slightly as his voice came out in a horribly hoarse whisper. "I- I mean... uh..."
Madoka giggled quietly as Lin remained silent and... still staring... why was he still staring?! Was he breathing? Hiro couldn't see, but the man was a statue! The woman at Hiro's side nodded. "Yes... we work with ghosts. Naru... our boss, is very accomplished. Did Mai tell you he's already graduated University? Not just that, but he's given lectures too! Oh, his parents are proud of course, and such a handsome boy... How is your school work?"
Hiro swallowed. He was pretty smart, got decent grades, had a bright future... but he suddenly felt embarrassed about his comparatively "average" intellect. "I get good grades..." He started, before trailing off. Madoka smiled in a way that was probably meant to be encouraging...
"University?"
"Yes." Hiro smiled; familiar ground! He drew himself upright and nodded. "I'm expecting acceptance into Tokyo University, I've been told I can pass the entrance exams easily."
"You've not got a scholarship?" Madoka asked, her smile faltering slightly, and Hiro's eyes widened.
"No..."
"Hi Lin-san! Madoka! You found it then Hiro-kun?" Mai pushed through the door, with two bulging shopping bags. Hiro got up quickly to help and felt his jaw drop in astonishment.
"All this is tea?!"
Mai blinked at him and Madoka giggled, as Lin just-kept-staring...
"Of course.! Mai shrugged, her pretty face lighting up. "Naru can drink loads!"
What part is "Naru" in your family...?
"Right..." Hiro muttered, as he followed Mai into the kitchen with two bags full of Tea. "...So much... Tea."
He could feel a pool of dread beginning to gather in his stomach; maybe meeting Mai's "family" hadn't been such a bright idea...

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