Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Siberian-chipmunk, ATTACK!!

World Domination


I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in Twilight.

I do not own YouTube.

Warning: My story may contain Out Of character-ness.

BEWARE!


A Weird, Unannounced, British Narrator Dude's Point Of View

Much has happened since the vampire animal army attacked the Cullen's. They have taken over the entire state of Washington and have spread their army to Oregon and Idaho.

Right now, though, Artemis the meerkat, Thalia the hamster, Hecate the chipmunk and Luna the mutant were in the Swan's house – which they now own – eating all the sugar bubbles they could get.

Where are the Swan's themselves, you ask. They are tied up in the living room, forced to watch every episode of Barney ever made.

"We've taken over Washington, Oregon and Idaho," Artemis the meerkat said. "What do we do now?"

"We continue our rain of terror and take over all of America," Hecate the chipmunk said.

"I agree! Which state do we take over next?" Thalia the hamster asked.

"We should take over YouTube!" Luna the mutant said.

"YAY!" all the vampire animals yelled.

"Where's YouTube?" Luna the mutant asked.

There was a short silence, and then Artemis the meerkat said, "Let's take over Wisconsin, instead!"

"YAY!" all the vampire animals yelled again.

"We should celebrate the soon to be victory with sugar bubbles!!" Thalia the hamster said.

"You get the sugar," Luna the mutant said. "and I'll get the bubbles!"

Luna ran out of the kitchen, a few minutes later she came back with a big bottle of bubbles.

Artemis, Thalia and Hecate starting looking for the sugar. Making a mess as they dumped their cabinets out, until they found the sugar.

After the vampire animals feasted on sugar bubbles, Luna asked, "Now what?"

"To Wisconsin!" Hecate the chipmunk said.

"GO GO GO!" Thalia the hamster yelled. And they ran out the window and all the to Wisconsin. Turning animals into vampire animals as they went.

Bella's Point Of View

I was walking down the stairs when it happened.

When the front door got knocked down and three little animals and mutated looking thing came in and tied me and Charlie up, tossed us in the living room and put on a never ending marathon of Barney.

How horrible!

After they put Barney on, they left the living room. Two seconds later I heard a bunch of crashing noises. They must be in the kitchen breaking dishes for some reason.

Something was very strange about these animals. They must have super strength because they knocked down the door, and I'm pretty sure tiny little animals can't do that.

They also seemed to be very very fast judging by how they literally zoomed out of the living room.

But how is that even possible? Unless they were vampires! But that's not possible. Or is it?

I didn't get to think about that much further because the mutated one came back into the living room and started waving it's little paws around.

I had no idea what it was doing.

Maybe some kind of weird tribal dance or something. I wonder if that's something I should be worried about...

The mutant vampire animal thingy started waving its paws around again. But, this time it moved it's hands in a way to make it look like it was blowing in between its fingers.

"I don't understand you," I said slowly, not sure if it could understand me or not.

The mutant thing went away for a while, then came back with a blank piece of paper and a marker.

It started to draw, which is surprising 'cause I didn't think vampire animals could draw.

Once it was done, it turned the pad over and I saw a picture of a bottle of bubbles with a question mark next to it.

Under had the words 'World Domination!' in big bold letters

"You want to know about world domination?" I asked.

The mutant vampire animal shook its head and started pointing at the bubbles.

"Oh. Um... on my desk," I said.

The mutated vampire animal went upstairs and came back down with a bottle of bubbles in its little animal paws.

It went into the kitchen to join the other vampire animals and they stayed in there for hours.

Could the 'World Domination!' have meant the vampire animals were planning on taking over the world? I did hear on the news the other day, that there had been a bunch of animal sighting all over Oregon and Idaho. Could the vampire animals have already started their world domination plan?

I couldn't think about it anymore because my eyeballs were starting to burn from watching so much Barney!

I have the 'I love you' song stuck in my head, now!

I love you. You love me. We're a happy fam-

"Bella, what's going on?" Charlie asked.

"Well Charlie, four super animals burst our front door down, stole my bubbles and are now in the kitchen wasting all of of my very beloved bubbles and are probably causing world domination right at this very moment," I said.

"Oh. Okay," Charlie said.

I heard another crash and saw the vampire animals running out of the house. Going off to destroy the world...

Weird, Unannounced, British Narrator Dude's Point Of View

Three weeks have passed since we last saw our fury vampire animal friends.

That's because they've been busy taking over the rest of the world.

Now, an army of vampire animals lives in every continent, every country, every state, every town and every island. They control the lives of every human and vampire there is.

Their army grows every day and so does their torture. That's right. Torture. They make 25% of humanity and vampiranity turn a really big and heavy metal wheel, while they sit on a throne and spray them with an endless supply of Febreze.

The other 75% of humanity and vampiranity do other mindless things while either watching something horrid – like Barney or High School Musical 1, 2 or 3 – or being sprayed with something that was not water.

Where are the Cullen's and the Swan's, you ask.

Still stuck in their same places we last left them.

The Cullen's, being haunted in their house, never able to leave. And the Swan's, still watching Barney.

And now, we say goodbye to our fury vampire animal friends as they enjoy their rain of terror. Creating happy memories – of destruction and Febreze - as they continue to spread their vampire animal army to the marine life in all the oceans. So there is no escaping them and their world domination.


The End

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Hippi