Hey-lo everyone -waves- its me Soy Soy Joo hehehe im taking a break from my GreenBook Interviews story and making this

sappy lub lub one heh -smirks-

Well since no one reads this part -ahem- i'll be short

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any of the characters.

But I do wish i owned Brendan

Brendan: SHUT UP!!

Prologue

"AAARRRGGGHHHH!!" May yelled as she pounded a nearby rock Brendan was little no..VERY scared but not for himself but the whole cave falling down and crashing on them. May turned around then screamed "BRENDAN! HOW CAN YOU GET LOST IN RUSTURF TUNNEL!! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY IN AND ONE WAY OUT!!" Brendan winced as May screamed in his ear. BUt just as May was about to go on with her rant on how stupid Brendan was and his egotistacal attitude he saw some Team Magma grunts passing by.

Brendan quickly grabbed the ranting May and put her close to him whispering "May shut up I think we have trouble." May grumbled "Oh you THINK we have trouble Brendan you ARE trouble you basically are the master of TROUBLE." May sighed but obeyed. The Magma grunts were carefully pulling something out of the rocks that had a shiny red glow.

Then at the wrong time May blurted out " OH MY GOD!! ITS THE RED ORB!!" Brendan slapped his head then thought " Oh Ho-oh damn it stupid May.." Strangely the Magma Grunts didn't hear what May blurted out (thankfully) suddenly then heard a noise both the Magma Grunts, Brendan, and May.

A strange light flared into the cave and the Magma Grunts were gone and so was May. Brendan had to cover his eyes from the light then after it was gone he saw that she was gone. "MAY!!" he called out but no answer "What am I going to do." thought Brendan he thought of his friend his bestest friend gone because he failed to protect from this people killing light that somehow did not affect him.

Somewhere in the Petalburg Woods...

A Minun rolled out of clothes that belonged to a certain trainer...

Wow that was umm... an interesting prologue heh...

May: I'm a minun??

Brendan: No May your fat snorlax.

May: HEY TAKE THAT BACK SNOWCAP!!

Brendan: MAKE ME!! BEAST WOMAN!!

May: GRAAAAHHH I'LL SHOW YOU A BEAST!! -grabs chainsaw-

Brendan: NOOOO I'M SORRY DON'T KILL ME!!

May: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Brendan: CHU!! -kisses-

May: O/O

Brendan: I win -smirks-

Me: KISS ME TOOO!!

Brendan: OoO NOOOOO!!