Selina: Heeeyyyyy!!!! Whats this old story? Diddn't I update it last year?

Yeah, sorry, but I freaking fail. Perfect for the story epid fail . . . yeah.

Anyways, be joyful that this story isn't compleatly dead. That would be bad. Hope you like the newest chapter!

Pray that we don't 'run away'!

Chapter 2!!

Selina gulped. Not only were they in a strange place, as cats, and lost, but they also were in the narutoverse . . . or whatever it was called. Starla looked up.

"OHMYGODITSDEI-KUN!!!" she squealed in joy, again in all one breath. Dang that girl . . . I mean . . . cat has some lungs. Tobi and Deidara (who Selina was also joying about but in a less obvious manner) looked down at the two kittens.

"One of them just yelled at me, yeah," he said, annoyed at Tobi for his constant childlike manner. Tobi picked Starla up.

"Kitty why did you yell at sempei?" he asked, holding Starla up to his face. Selina bit her lip lightly. Please don't scratch his face Starla, it would be bad. Then she reminded herself that he wore a mask, and instantly felt dumb.

Luckily, Starla's brain wasn't working fast enough to recognize that she had the perfect opportunity to scratch Tobi's mask. She was kinda dizzy from being picked up so fast. Also before she could get her bearings, Tobi instantly brought her down about a foot and started trying to brush snow off her fur. "Why is there snow on kitty's fur?" he asked, and tried to brush it off. Hard. Starla mewled in protest, and bit his arm. So lucky for him, he had on sleeves.

"You idiot, that cats fur is that color. It isn't snow," He said, rolling his visible eye. Selina looked up at him. He was as beautiful in real life as he had been in the manga. It doesn't matter that some people couldn't tell he was a guy, he was. Besides, she kinda like pretty guys anyways. His long blond hair was draping over his other eye, his crystal blue eyes slightly tearing up from the frigid weather . . . Anyways away from that, you surely don't want to hear the whole story from a diehard fangirl would you?

Tobi looked at Starla and made a little 'ooooohhhhh' noise. He stopped nearly killing Starla from over-petting, but still held her. Despite her attempts to rip his arms to bloody shreds, stupid leathery coat thing.

"Heeeeyyyy Sempei! We should name this kitty Snow! Because it looks like snow on her back!" Tobi said, officially winning the creativity award of the century. Sarcasm mode is now off, but not for long.

Deidara starred at him. "Don't you go naming them, every animal you name you get insanely attached to and beg that we take it home. And after a week it 'runs away', yeah" he said. Selina gulped. Starla would've if she weren't still trying to tear Tobi to a bloody pulp. Wait, that made no sense. 'Tear Tobi to millions of tiny little bloody pieces,' now that makes more sense. You can't tear someone to a pulp. Or can you? If you can, then Starla would've been doing it right now.

"But they're kittens! And they're in the cold! And it's cold! And it's warm at home! Pleeeeaaaseee can we take them back?" Tobi begged, dropping Starla and dropping to his hands and knees in a typical overdramatic fashion. Starla hit the snowy ground with a yelp, and snow flew up around her. Some of the flying snow hit Selina, who had started zoning out while staring at Deidara's beautiful face. Or beautiful according to her . . . and Starla . . . and about one billion other fangirls over the globe. She jumped.

"Wha?! What's happening?!" she asked, startled by the cold mush on her face. Starla got up and shook snow off her pelt, more of it hitting Selina. Starla looked dizzy still.

"How should I know? I was trying to kill Tobi in the most horrible and gruesome fashion possible at the time!" she said cheerfully, which could be kinda scary unless you knew Starla really well. Selina, who did know Starla well, just sighed and tried to pick up on the conversation.

"But sempeiiiiiii, I haven't had pets in forever!"

"Pets are a bad thing in the headquarters!"

"Nooo, you just say that because the dog I brought in once took one of your arms off,"

"THAT'S WHY THEY'RE A BAD THING UN!!"

Ok then, it was a battle over taking them to headquarters . . . where the Akatsuki were . . . where Hidan and Itachi and Kisame . . . .

Selina's eyes widened, if Tobi won this argument, then they would meet the Akatsuki, face to face, without worrying about dying (too much)!! Besides, it was cold out.

"Starla, act like you looooveeee Deidara by rubbing up against him and purring . . . at least try to purr or something," she said, never actually purring yet and having no clue how cats did it all the time. Building up courage, Selina walked up to Tobi and rubbed against him, trying to fine whatever hidden muscle that made the purring noise. Made harder by the fact that she did not fangirl over him. She fangirled over others, but just thought Tobi was a comic relief. Right now, Tobi was more than that. Tobi was a matter of life and death.

Starla, staring at Selina like she was nuts, made a 'What the hell,' decision and started rubbing against Deidara's legs. Not that it bothered her at all. She was a fangirl of Deidara, majorly.

"Awww, see Sempei, they like us!" Tobi said, overjoyed. Deidara stared at Starla and sighed.

"Fine, we will take them to the headquarters. But you take care of them, and don't ever give me any 'they ran away' crap, un. Unless they actually run away, yeah," Deidara said, giving in to the power of LOVE!! Joking. It's more like giving into the whinings of a slightly mentally insane teammate over a trivial subject such as cat keeping.

Tobi radiated with joy and picked up Selina. He tried to pick up Starla but she instantly hissed. Deidara suggested that he should carry her because of the injury's he would be accountable for if the cat actually was able to get to Tobi's skin. Therefore, Selina was held awkwardly by the less then awesome Tobi and Starla got to ride in the beautiful (and sadly sewn back in) arms of Deidara. Selina sighed. Luck hated her today.

"This is amazing Selina! We're going to live with the Akatsuki! Sexy beasts for all!" Starla practically sang with joy. Selina looked at Starla.

"Just hope that we don't 'run away'," she said, purposefully trying to ruin Starla's mood. It wasn't fair that she got to get carried by Dei-kun . . .

"Why would we run away?" Starla asked, still happy as ever. Selina stared at her. Did she not get the obvious air quotes that meant sarcasm? Was she blind to the little italics that marked those words whenever they meant . . . what they meant?! Selina sighed.

"Anyways . . . On to the lair of the sexy beasts!!"

Selina: Yes, both me and Starla are rabid fangirls of several akatsuki members, including deidara-kun. Sorry Starla couldn't add to the authors note, but she had to go home before she could.

I got the 'ran away' thing from a conversation between my step brother and step father remembering about a pet my brother had. It was a turtle, and when it died, dad said it ran away. This would be logical for a cat or dog. But not a turtle. -sigh-

Pray that we don't 'run away' and don't get to write the other chapters!!!