Hey guys I'm back. Now seriously I had a good excuse as to why I've been gone…..well I had my internet disconnected by my parents. They said something about me needing to go out more or some shit like that. Anyways I went out more; got myself a girlfriend and I've been hanging out with her for since then. Anyways now my parents want me to concentrate on studying more and pay less attention to my dating status so they gave me back the internet. Now does anyone understand their reasoning? Anyways I rewrote this whole story because I really liked the idea of having a host clubxHPxFemNaru crossover; frankly I've never read one. Anyways I was reading Blue's story and all the while I keep thinking that it can be better and lets all admit this….a little more realistic. So I called her up like at three in the morning which I think is an hour ahead or behind where she lives and asked her if I could rewrite it. I got yelled at and I'm sure she did too since she woke up her parents but I finally got the okay….as well as the okays on rewriting some other stories……

I've changed things here and I finally came to the topic of Harry, Naruto (which will be called Keiko) and Haruhi being related. I thought of possible explanations and finally I came up with one! (I was going to either forfeit the idea of having them related of have Harry and Keiko related to other hosts)

Haruhi's mom's cousin is Lily so Harry would be Haruhi's second cousin? ( I asked my parents what cousin that would be and they said they don't have a term for that. I'm not sure if I should believe them so if you can come up with an answer then please tell me.)

And Keiko is Haruhi's cousin because Keiko's mom is Ryoji "Ranka" little sister. I will try to have one of the characters say this again but in case I forget then I at least explained it to ya.

She couldn't believe it, she couldn't believe it then and she still couldn't believe it now even as she was being escorted out the village gates. She turned her head slightly to stare back at her once best friends. All of them staring at her with mix emotions everything except forgiveness. She should have known this was going to happen sooner or later after all secrets can never be hidden.

She didn't see why they could forgive her and accept her back into the group, after all she no longer held the most hated demon. She had merged with it when she had turned sixteen, all right not really merged the demon was pretty much dying and he said that he didn't care anymore. He said after he dies he'll just be reborn and have to train his ass back to the level he once was which was no big deal to him and so he just faded away leaving her with absolutely nothing but the cold stares and empty words everyone gave her.

Maybe it was the fact that she had kept the secret of her being the jinchurikii of the great nine tailed fox or maybe it was the fact that she had tricked them all into believing she was a boy until she was sixteen. Such small reason yet it had cost her everything. Her friends, her life and her career.

She smiled faintly as she remembered the smug smiles the council had when they told her that she was banished from Konoha for hiding potential secrets that might have endangered the village. What a load 

of bull shit she thought. They were enjoying the fact that her friends where against her and they took advantage of it.

After reaching the boarder the guards let go of her arms and she noted to herself that she would have bruises on them by tomorrow. She turned and watched as they leapt onto a nearby tree and headed back to the village.

She was no longer a ninja….they had made sure to cut off her chakra net work and to suppress all her knowledge on genjutsu, and ninjutsu. They had made sure she was defenseless….she smirked or so they thought, after all she was never good at taijutsu making them believe she couldn't fully use it for ninja abilities and she never actually showed her other ability. Well of course they knew of the type of people with her abilities existed but they never heard of a ninja that was half witch as well.

'Maybe I should contact Dumbledore and ask if I can still take up his offer of studying in his school……after all studying by myself is tougher…….no I can't there's a war going on, well that is if I trust my hot tempered of a cousin……heck of course I do and knowing the wizards they won't believe him until it's too late. Then they will come here and ask Tsunade for help and if I'm there then it will cause more unnecessary problems……my only option left is go and live as a muggle with my uncle.' She shivered when she remembered her last visit with her uncle. She was seven and it was a year after her aunt died, Sarutobi, the only one who knew the truth, had advised her to check up on her cousin.

She sighed and pulled out a thin scroll from her pack and bit her thumb. She pulled out something she hadn't used in a long time an orange cell phone with a fox key chain. She flipped it open and quickly dialed a number slightly wondering why she could have a signal.

"Moshi-Moshi!" Her uncle's cheerful voice rang through.

"Ojisan? It's Keiko. Um…..I have a problem….." She explained her current situation and after waiting for her uncle to stop crying he quickly ordered her to come 'home.'

She smiled and grabbed her fallen back pack before running off to the coast to catch a boat that traveled through the dimension boarder.

Meanwhile …..

Harry could not believe it! Why couldn't they trust him?! He was the boy-who-lived! He had clearly stated that Voldemort had returned and that he had caused Cedric's death yet they thought other things. He even started to assume that Dumbledore didn't believe him either since he clearly wasn't doing anything.

The cold stares, the whispers behind his back, he now understood his cousin and all he went through. He wondered how she ever kept sane throughout her childhood. Whatever she did he'll have to ask her some other time right now he had to figure out what he will do. After all he had no intentions of actually 

going back to Hogwarts, a place where no one trusted him but the few friends that had always had his back. He though hard until finally the only option came to him. He sighed in one hand his aunt would be glad he quit Hogwarts, well he wasn't going to tell her he fully quit being a wizard, but on the other hand he wasn't quite sure if she would like the idea of him staying with her asexual cousin but heck it was worth a shot.

He quietly descended the stairs towards the kitchen, glad that his uncle was at work and his pig of a cousin was out with his brainless friends. He knocked before entering, ignoring the glare his aunt sent him.

"Aunt Petunia…..I have to tell you something." He, though it killed him, kindly asked his aunt to sit down which she hesitantly did.

"What is it?" She asked.

"I'm leaving Hogwarts. I don't want to go back." He let the information sink in and for the first time in his life his aunt looked at him without hate.

"What I want you to know though is that I plan on living with Ryoji…..after all once I don't go to Hogwarts Uncle Vernon will most likely try to get me out of the house so it will be better for all of us if I leave." His aunt looked at him before thinking of everything. Finally she got up and pulled out a phone book before handing it to him.

"Call him. Make sure he accepts." She ordered pushing the phone into his hands. Harry dialed the number and waited. He was trying to remember the few words he had learned. After all he only visited once when he was four and he was told to come along since his aunt's cousin died or something like that. After feeling like an idiot from his visit, though he understood that he was only four and it was natural, he had found a Japanese-English dictionary and had studied. But that was a while ago and ever since his Hogwarts acceptance he had stopped.

His heart was beating quickly and he was slightly nervous.

"Moshi-moshi." After all these years he still remembered his uncle's, if you could call him that, energetic attitude. He shuddered when a memory of his uncle trying to fit him into a skirt appeared in his mind. His uncle had thought that since he had such a feminine figure he could pass off as a girl.

"Um…Ryoji-jisan? This is Harry….I don't know if you remember me but I'm Lily's son. I was-" He was cut off.

"Of course I remember you Harry-chan! What do you need?" And so Harry began telling Ryoji everything after all his aunt had clearly forgotten Japanese and had forgotten that Haruhi was born a witch as well so Ryoji was fully aware of the magic in the family.

"That is so like her. Of course you can come live with me though it may be a bit tight since Keiko is also coming but we can fix that as time passes. I'm sure if you tell your aunt that I said yes she'll book you on 

the first flight to Japan just to get rid of you!" Harry smiled as he said good bye and told his answer to his aunt.

"Well I'll call and make the arrangements. You get pack I want you out as soon as possible. She didn't have to tell Harry twice as he was already up the stairs and to his room.

Haruhi slowly made her way up the stairs and opened the door to her apartment. It was her father's day off so she wasn't surprised to see him already eating.

"Haruhi-chan! I have some good news!" She sat down and served herself some meat before giving her attention to her father.

"Remember your cousins? Keiko-kun and Harry-chan?"

"Vaguely." She said.

"Well there coming to stay with us." He then explained the different situations and Haruhi slowly wondered how they were going to manage.

Well there's the prologue. I know it's short but that's what prologues are suppose to be. Anyways you just saw the rewritten version of Blue's prologue. Now I know you must be confused on the chan and kun thing well Ranka is basing it off their appearance. Harry's appeance when he was young was explained as being feminine well he was mal-nourished and that would explain his frame. I'm leaving Keiko's appearance up to you so since he added kun to her she had a tomboyish look/personality. Yes Haruhi and Ranka are aware of the Ninja/magic thing .