What if Hitsugaya went down the rabbit hole?

The hollow he had followed down the hole had seemingly disappeared. Perhaps it had gone through that door… the really small, tiny door that probably didn't even actually constitute as a door. However, the door was not what had the young Captain's interest at the moment. Instead he stood, inspecting what was so innocently sitting on the table.

A bottle… with a tag attached that said 'Drink Me'

Hitsugaya stared at the bottle for a few more moment, dumbfound. 'Really…' he thought in annoyance, 'Who in their right mind would be crazy enough to drink the contents of a bottle that simple read 'Drink Me?' Of all the hollow tricks he had experienced in his time as a Soul Reaper, he had never found one this ridiculous.

"Drink me," he scoffed, as he climbed back out of the rabbit hole, "Like anyone would be that stupid…"

Somebody else could deal with that hollow, he was done…

~Later that day~

Ichigo stood in front of the table and glanced at the tag on the bottle.

"Alright!" he exclaimed, popping the top off and preparing to drink the contents, "I'm going to get that hollow!"

A/N: So… yeah. I figure the only one in the Bleach Arc reckless enough to drink a mysterious bottle just because it told you too would be Ichigo… (or maybe Renji… he might too). But it's probably a good thing that Hitsugaya didn't; he's already short enough as it is! –dies-

Disclaimer: Bleach, its characters, and the concept of a bottle saying 'Drink Me' are not mine….

But on another note, this is certainly not one of my best works and I apologize for that. However, I've recently realized that I probably won't ever really get back into writing these (I haven't really been keeping up with Bleach all that well, I've missed over an entire arc…) so I'm going to make this story as complete and consider it done. I want to thank everybody who has read these, reviewed, or even just silently enjoyed ^-^ It's been fun and so I decided that you at least deserved one last What If before I closed it down. Also, I plan on over the next few days wrapping up the Real World series and concluding that so it would not remain incomplete so keep an eye out.