Finally, I'm typing this up! With the end of the school year coming, I've hardly had any time to do anything! Well, back to the fan fiction..

"Avenue Q" is written by Jeff Whitty, although I believe a majority of it is owned by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx since they had the idea in the first place.. even before they though of making it into a musical..

Rod's whole family was staring at him, wondering why he would say anything like that in public. Not many people noticed and went on with the rest of their brunch, but rod was still standing there with his cheeks a bright shade of red, which is saying something, since they were usually more on the purple side when he was blushing.

Oh Jesus Christ Superstar, he thought, did I just say that out loud?

" Honey," Rod's mother began, " I think we all knew that since you started gelling your hair, though I see you don't do it as often as you used to.."

"Well, I didn't know he was gay!" Aunt Triska said." I never knew we had a sinner in the family.."

"It's not Rod's fault that he likes guys!" This was the first time Rod's father, Kuscos, and Ricky had spoken at all during the brunch, saying it at the same exact time.

" Kuscos, Rod's father," he held out his hand.

"Ricky, Rod's boyfriend," Ricky returned the polite gesture as the two shook hands.

"Oh my god, I hit on a queer!" Marinda exclaimed, disgusted.

"Don't worry, I get it all the time," Rick laughed.

"Not to mention you're not the only one who's hit on a gay man, not including myself," Rod continued the conversation while Nicky laughed at his comment.

"This isn't funny at all!" Triska shouted at him. "If anything, it's disgusting and I'm very appalled at what you think is 'okay', because it's not okay! It was bad enough when Ginger wall all happy about her being the first straight president of her high school's GSA! God never wanted men to date men and women to date women!"

"If that were so," Yaya stated, " Rod wouldn't exist now, would he?"

This was the first statement she had evermade about human rights, so a majority of the family was surprised, seeing that Ya ya was big with her church and all..

"Well, I think we're done here," Marinda's mother, Anne, stood up and grabbed her coat, "Marinda and John (A/N: lol, John, I LOVE YOU JOHN TARTAGLIA!! lmao, yes i know he's gay..), let's go! We're leaving.."

"I think we'll leave with you," Hector and Triska stood up as well, Triska taking her drink with her. The five of them walked out together, their noses practically in the air.

"Hey Hector, I know what you did four summers ago!" Rod yelled as they left. Hector looked a bit twitchy after that.

Homophobic bastards, Rod thought. His face looked a bit pissed off.

"Well," he said, finally sitting down for the first time since he was in the taxi,"At least four of my family members still love me."

"I'm not going to lie to you," Mrs.Muretti replied," those idiots have no true love life anyway. After all, Ann's in a divorce and everyone knows Triska and hector are going down the tubes. Besides," she looked at Rod and Ricky, who were now sitting next to each other, "you two look.. happy."

"Thanks mom," Rod smiled, "You just made my day."

Umm, the end!! :D lol, i hate ending fan fictions, it's so hard!

Well, now I can get on with Avenue Q² since i finally figured out how I can end it without copying any body's fan fictions.. which was hard for reasons i can't explain as it would ruin the plot that you won't know until later..

So, until then my friends.. and don't forget to review! :D