"Is the camera rolling?" a girl leaned forward and tapped the lens.

"Sub-zero, please get your ugly face off it."

The one called Sub-zero huffed at the camera man. "Shut up, Johnny. I do not have an ugly face. Heck, if I were a man, and I'd met my girl self, I'd bet that I'd try to ask me out...No-wait, that didn't make sense..."

"Yes well-"

"The point is, that I am pretty. And not ugly like you claim I am. Scorpion said that last night while he was making-"

"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Johnny cut her off, not wanting to know what Scorpion was 'making'.

The Lin Kuei Grand master huffed yet again and folded her arms across her chest. "How rude! I was just going to say that he said that while he was making dinner!"

"Oh," Johnny sighed. "That's a relief...anyway, I think you should know that the camera's rolling."

"WHAT?" she all but shrieked. "YOU MEAN OUR WHOLE CONVERSATION'S BEING BROADCASTED OVER FFNET?"

"By all means, Subbie, continue making a fool out of yourself." he rolled his eyes. In an attempt to regain whatever was left of her dignity, Sub-zero straightened and brushed imaginary dust out of her clothes.

"Well...erm...hello there faithful readers!" she addressed the audience. "First off, the author would like to thank everybody who has read and reviewed this story...even though the summary was utter crap and the plot holes were gigantic." she added in an undertone.

"HEY!" Natashaheisenburg poked her head out the door to her room. "I HEARD THAT!"

"Whatever," Sub-zero rolled her eyes and made a dismissive gesture with her hand. "As I was saying-wait, what was I saying?"

"How great Scorpion was in bed," Li Mei piped up from the sidelines.

"Well, yeah, he is quite amazing. I never even knew that bodies bent that way..."

"SUB-ZERO!" Johnny, Kenshi and Ermac shouted all at the same time, probably not wanting-at all-to hear the details.

"Hey, blame Li Mei! She prompted it!" she argued back. "AS I WAS SAYING," she threw a glare at Li Mei, who shrugged, unapologetic, "the author thanks everybody. And she, I quote, would 'give all of you cookies and great big hugs if it were possible', however, since it isn't, she 'settles for a great big group hug on the astral plane. And-what the hell is this?" she looked up from her script to glare at the door to natashaheisenburg's room.

"Why?" Kenshi walked up to her. "What does it say?" he grabbed the script and as he read the line, he burst out laughing.

"Well?" Johnny asked.

"It says that 'all female readers get a free kiss from Scorpion and male!Sub-zero, all of course, on the astral plane as well'." Kenshi said in between laughs.

"Give me that," Sub-zero grabbed the paper from the swordsman, flushing scarlet as he continued to howl in laughter. She scanned the next few lines and smirked. "The author also states that two lucky readers would be allowed a one night stand with Kenshi for the girls, or Li Mei for the guys." The couple blanched at her words. "She also says that she is personally bequeathing the Thunder God Raiden to reviewer Gancena, who is also writing 'Open'. (It's basically From A Woman's Point of View told from Scorpion's POV.)"

"Excuse me?" Raiden spluttered in indignation.

"Apart from that, natashaheisenburg also indicates here that she is auctioning off Kenshi, Ermac, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Daegon (though nobody would probably bid), Mavado, Rain, Reptile, Mileena, Kitana, Shujinko (only the Elder Gods know why someone would pick him), Sonya, Jax, Tanya and Reiko."

"Good Grief. She's giving us away?" Sonya growled. "She doesn't even own us!"

"That's right! We belong to Ed Boon! Or Midway or whatever! Not to her!" Kung Lao agreed.

"Guys, chill the hell out," Sub-zero said. "It says here that she'd do it if she owned us, but she doesn't...so that isn't happening."

Collective "AWWW, DARN." from the audience.

"Let's just get to the point, Sub-zero." Johnny said impatiently from behind the camera. "I don't want to miss lunch."

Sub-zero coughed. "All right then. Here's the thing," she addressed the readers, "since this story apparently had gotten a lot of great feedback for a (first) fanfic-"

"Though we're all still surprised it happened." Scorpion added unhelpfully.

"She'd like to know if you want to read more."

"About us? But I'm tiiiiiiired." Kenshi whined.

"Would you rather be auctioned off?" she challenged.

"I guess not."

"So basically, she wants you to go to her profile page and check out the poll. Indicate if you want a sequel or not. If you don't want a sequel, pick which pairing you'd like."

"HOLD YOUR ELDER GODS! THIS POLL SAYS IT'S SHIPPING US WITH KENSHI!" Ermac said in shock. Kenshi's jaw dropped at what he said.

"Well," Sub-zero scratched her head. "It is a possibility...with you two being so close as friends..."

As Ermac and Kenshi shouted profanities at Sub-zero, Scorpion turned to the audience.

"I apologize for this...lack of professionalism displayed by one Ermac. I would just like to reiterate, please visit the poll and answer. The sooner you do, the sooner natashaheisenburg could start on her new story. You might even see me, Kenshi and Johnny naked!" he added on a whim.

Upon seeing the dazed look on the audience's faces, he shuddered dramatically. "That was a joke."

Collective "AWWW, DARN" from the audience.

"So-er-see you in the next installment...hopefully?" Sub-zero smiled at the audience.

"All right, cut!" Johnny announced. "Great, we've finished it. Come on, I'm starving." and he walked out of the studio.

"Er-lunch is ready, I think?" Sub-zero said, and the rest of the kombatants looked at each other before racing out of the room in an attempt to get the best seat at the table.

A/N: WEEEEEEEEELL, I didn't just want to leave you guys with a note saying 'Check out the poll on my profile!'. So I added this little thing. It's my attempt at being hilarious. I know, awful, right? So anyway, don't forget to check the poll! I love you guys! ;D