Fran and Balthier's Insane Quests
Hello. I am known as Mittens C. Kitten. This is my first story and I'm only 11. I'm Vieraheart's youngest brother and since I can't get my own account, she's letting me write one on her's. Now I've never played FFXII (so the characters are probably wildly OOC) but I've put it into consideration.
FFXII is owned by Square Enix
Chapter I: Fran and Balthier's Meaningless but Valuable Quest
"Balthier, I found a task for you, kupo!" Exclaimed Nono "You must be willing to do a long and deadly hunt. Are you in?"
"Well, I'll do this for something to kill and for some money since Fran spent all our money on about 45 truckloads of carrots." Said Balthier.
"Why the kupo did she do that?" asked Nono.
"How the heck should I know, I'm not a freaking Viera!" yelled Balthier.
"WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT VIERA?" screeched Fran.
"Fran, calm down, I don't want you complaining for the rest of the chapter, we wanted to
know why you bought all those carrots?" Balthier wondered angrily.
"Fletching skill." Said Fran nervously.
"This is not Runescape for starters and why did you use carrot-tipped arrows?"
Asked Balthier.
Fran started twitching at the idea that carrot-tipped arrows were worthless and yelled a swear word that is inappropriate for this rating than faints.
Balthier asked, "Is she dead?"
Nono added, "I don't think so kupo (Unfortunately)."
Fran wakes up and asks, "Where does this stupid hunt take place?"
Nono replied, "In the Plane of Unelemental Air. You can enter from the Plane of elemental fire. You enter there from a monolith 60 miles away NW, kupo."
Balthier nodded and asked, "What do we get to kill?
Nono answered, "Kupo, Demonic Diamond Dragon or the DDD."
Balthier laughed and said, "DDD, that's funny."
Fran pulls an arrow out of her pocket that has a carrot-tip and poked Balthier with the tip.
Balthier yelled, "OUCH!! Fran that hurt so frigging much."
Fran said, "Told ya so, these are giga-sharp arrows."
Nono added, "Kupo, get out of my space cause I have important business to attend to!"
Vaan walks in and starts talking. He asked, "Can I come Balthier, please, I'll be less annoying!"
Fran pokes Vaan with her sharpest arrow. "How'd he get on the Strahl?" The Viera asked.
"Nono let me, and didn't tell you, now Fran I'm going on the outside," Vaan said
Balthier and Fran followed him silently.
"Nothing like some fresh… AIR!!
At that moment, Balthier pushed him off the side.
"That'll teach you to sneak on our ship AND the incident 8 weeks ago were you lit my favorite tree on fire!!" Yelled Fran.
"Setting course for the monolith 60 miles away NW." said Balthier.
"This hunt will last 7 chapters." Said Fran. "It would've been slower with Vaan."