A Shot At Love with...Temari?

Author Note: Okay, so this Fanfic is based around the "Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" reality series- the one reality series I actually liked-- even though it did not end the way I wanted-- but with Naruto Characters. For those who never saw the show but can't resist a good Naruto Fanfic, it is essentially this: 1 bisexual girl with an even of number straight males and lesbians all vying for her attention/love, each eliminated slowly weekly. I know a lot of this will seem very out of character for those Naruto characters involved... but I'm the Author! Bwahaaha! So I can rule in this realm. So there.

In a final note before I start this one off, I don't own "A Shot at Love," nor do I own "Naruto." Those belong, respectively, to MTV and/or VH1 (depending on the season) and Kishimoto-Sensei. I just own my ridiculous situations. :)

However, if either one wanted to give me the rights to their work... I wouldn't mind. XD

Prologue: They said WHAT?!

"Got it," Temari grumpily sighed as she pushed her straw-blond hair past her eyes. "So essentially I'm doing this to find a date...?"

The older blond with the low pigtails sighed, adjusting her seat. Why was this so frustrating for Temari to understand? "Right."

"But, Tsunade-sama, I don't want a date with any of the Konoha boys. Or girls. I'm completely into this independence part of my life right no--"

"Liar," Tsunade interrupted. "You wanted a way to get to know the Konoha folk, and a date is just the thing that will do it. So we've decided to make it a little more interesting, with a sort of competition so that you can choose someone you'll actually get along with for a set period time."

Temari grinned her devilish smirk. Tsunade barely managed to withhold rolling her eyes. Kids these days. "I guess that'd work. If I HAVE TO pick somebody to go on this date with, I might as well have some fun with the decision."

Hmmph. "That's not all there is to it," Tsunade added suspiciously as Temari raised an eyebrow. "Actually, your brothers--"

"My BROTHERS?" Figures they'd be involved.

"Yes. You know, the puppet boy and the Kazekage? Anyway, they seem to think you could actually fall for someone on this excursion, and they were mentioning you being in need of...some company..." The curvaceous Fifth Hokage paused to take a sip from her tea.

"So basically, my DEAR brother Gaara and my CARING brother Kankurou want me to GET LAID?!"

Tsunade had barely managed not to do a spit take with her tea at that. "Well, their actual words were, 'fall in love,' and 'settle down,' respectively."

So that's what they were up to, huh? "I'll do this competition. But I'm not gonna fall in love or anything." She confidently swished her body around, in an air of complete--well, arrogance-- a way no one else could do in front of the Fifth Hokage without feeling at least a little intimidated. "So see you later," she called as she walked out of Tsunade's office.

Tsunade sighed again. At this rate, it would take a miracle for anyone to willingly fall into THAT deathtrap.