The first in a series of Mai and Yasuhara's random conversations. This will be a series of oneshots.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ghost Hunt and sadly I never will.

"Do you think the world is like an oreo?" Mai asked Yasuhara as she sat on his bed, flicking threw his CD collection as he played guitar hero.
"An oreo." Yasuhara nodded whilst playing a extremly hard part of the song. It wasn't a question or an agreement though.
"Yeh, an oreo." Mai sighed, picking up said cookie and examining it. "I mean, on the outside is this crumbly dark surface that tastes kinda bitter right?"
"Right." Yasuhara sighed as he failed the song and placed the guitar on the ground and sat next to her, taking one of the cookies also.
"But the inside is all fluffy and white and creamy!" She twisted it apart for emphasise and showed him the broken circle of cream on both halfs. Each half looked like a twisted ying yang symbol. "That's like the world. Everyone goes on about how it's all horrible and icky with war and death but that's only a bit of the world." She popped one half in her mouth, chewed and swallowed. "If you look properly then you see the world is actually really nice and fluffy."
"Puppies and candy hearts and stuff like that." Yasuhara said biting into his oreo.
"Yeh! Stuff like that!" She nodded and examined the other half of her oreo.
"Although your oreo theory has its strong points, I think the world is like a pizza." Yasuhara picked up a slice from under her bed.
"Ewwww!" Mai squeeled and crawled backwards away from him. "Has that been there since we had pizza last week!"
"Yeh, why?" Yasuhara asked confused.
"Why am I friends with such a gross idiot!" Mai moaned. "Anyway explain your theory."
"Well, every pizza had the same dough base and tomato puree right?"
"And cheese."
"I'm getting to that!" Yasuhara placed held out the pizza infront of him. "Right, like you said, every pizza has cheese, but some have different type. Chedder, mozerella y'know."
"Yeh." She nodded putting his CD's back in his CD rack.
"And everyone likes different toppings. I like pepperoni, you like vegetables minus mushrooms, and theres tons of others."
"But some pizza places are trying to make the base and the toppings into one."
"Shut up. You and your new fangled pizza!"
"New fangled? What are you? 80?"
"Shut up."
"Get on with your theory."
"Where was I?"
"Everyone likes different toppings."
"Oh yeh! Well, everyone sees the world in a different way. Everyone see's the base and tomato sauce right, but everyone sees different toppings. How you see the world all depends on what type of pizza you like to eat."
Mai pondered his theory. "I suppose. I still prefere my oreo theory."
"Well, lets not fight over it." He grinned and picked up his phone. "So, you wanna order pizza tonight? Half pepperoni and half vegi with no mushrooms?"
Mai muffled a moan in his pillow before hitting him with it. "You and your pizza!"

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