By Virga
Chapter 2: The Dress UpTK didn't expect a girl who wasn't Kari to answer to door. She had heavy makeup on and her brown hair was in pigtails. When she saw who he was, she said in a high voice:
"TJ! How are you doin'?"
Then TK looked down at her clothes. They were… Davis'?! He was shocked. He stood there at the front and stared at a girl's head on a boy's body… it didn't look too bad, considering.
"It's TK!" yelled Kari. "So, TK, what do you think of my latest creation?" asked Kari, looking at Davis.
"Wow! He could pass by his mother and she wouldn't recognise him!" exclaimed TK. He was impressed.
"Oi, TS!" yelled Davis in his normal voice. "Look at what I have to take home with me!"
TK looked into the little bag he was carrying. "Jewelery! Makeup! Hair ornaments!" he sputtered in disguist.
"You'll have all those things too. And these sport uniforms that June and I are lending you!" shouted Kari form another room.
"Well, I'm gonna wipe off this makeup and head home," Davis said, taking off his wig.
"Wait, Davis! You've got to see TK all dressed up. You can watch TV while you wait." She grabbed TK and handed him some temporary clothes to wear. A ruffled white blouse, a light blue short skirt and a pair of circular sunglasses.
"Put on the sunglasses afterwards," she said, and closed the door. He just stood there. A few moments later, he could hear Kari and Davis's laughter and the TV.
"Oh, well. I might as well do as she says," TK said to Patamon.
He pulled on the clothes. Then he stuck his head out the door and yelled, "Kari! I'm ready!"
Kari slipped into the room. She muffled her laughter and said, "Patamon, you should join Gatomon and Veemon out there. I think this will all be a big surprise for all of you."
"Alright. See you in a bit, then." Patamon flew out the door, and Kari closed it.
"Now let's get down to business," Kari said, looking at the spread of makeup before her.
XXXXX"Is it over yet?" It had been twenty minutes since Patamon had left.
"Nearly. I'm experimenting, that's why it's taking so long. It's strange though. Davis looks better with heavy makeup, and you're better with light makeup. Davis looks good with bright colours and you, you with pastel colours. There." She finished applying the pink lipstick and adjusted the wig full of curls on TK's head.
"You're finished? Yay, I can move!" TK yelled happily.
"Now you can put on the sunglasses," said Kari. She packed the pastel makeup in a little bag holding the other necessary girl accessories.
Then TK looked in the mirror. "AHHHH! I'm a freak!" He began to cry.
"Careful, Yolbina, you're going to smudge up your mascara!"
"What?" TK said slowly. "Who… is Yolbina?"
"Oh, yeah. You don't know," Kari said, smiling. "We've decided that your name is Yolbina Inoue. You are Yolei's cousin from France. Davis is Davina Yamaha, a friend from northern Japan."
"YOLBINA! Why Yolbina! How come I've got to be Yolei's cousin?!" TK screamed.
"No, no, no, no! It's more like this!" Kari took on an imitation of a squeaky, high-pitched voice. "YOLBINA! Why Yolbina! How come I've got to be Yolei's cousin?!"
"Oh, man. This is going to be one long summer," he sighed.
"No! It's more like this, okay?" She strutted around saying, "Oh, man. This is going to be one long summer. Try it Yolbina."
"What? I'm not going around swooning like an idiot. It's no big deal anywa-"
"How could you say that Yolbina! Girls always make a fuss over little things!" interrupted Kari impatiently. TK sure didn't know much about the female pyche.
"Okay, okay. But how the hell do I move in these stupid things?" TK burst out, glaring at the shoes he was wearing.
"Like this." Kari made it look so simple. "Practice it while I give the others something to eat." She left. TK stared forlornly after her.
"…Well, I guess I'll have to try…"
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"So how's it going, Yolbina? And use your girl voice."
"How's this?" he replied in a high, squeaky voice, walking, albeit awkwardly, around the room. Kari smiled and clapped.
"Perfect! Now we can show the others!" she cried happily. "Oh, and here's your things. Make up and accessories and stuff." TK was handed a bright green handbag.
"Hey! Can you hurry up TJ? I have to go soon!" yelled Davis' disembodied voice.
Kari stepped outside, TK hidden behind the door. "Okay, everyone, I would like you to meet… Yolbina!"
TK stepped out from behind the door, into the living room. Everyone stared at him, making him uncomfortable. The shoes were a bad idea…
"… Is that girl TS?" Davis asked, staring at him.
"Yep!" Kari answered proudly. "Okay, Yolbina, show them you're a real girl!"
"Ummmm… hi. So, what do you think everyone?" TK said softly, in his girly voice.
"You look great!" Patamon told him. "Like a real girl."
Davis snorted loudly, before giving in and just laughed hysterically. It got to the point where he was hitting the floor with his fists and was starting to cry. TK looked on hopelessly. Then a thought came to mind. He pulled a lipstick tube out of his bag and opened it. Then he jumped on top of Davis.
"This is for laughing at me!" he yelled, drawing on Davis' face, then dumping the blonde wig on top of his head. Standing cautiously, he eyed his handiwork and began to laugh. Everyone else saw his work and started laughing too.
Davis was still laughing, until Kari held a mirror in front of him. He stopped laughing and stared at himself. He cleared his throat loudly and went into the bathroom.
Davis stole into the living room as everyone chuckled, handing Kari the wig. "You've won this round, TA. But I'll be back. See ya at Girl Camp, Kari," he said, leaving with Veemon.
TK stood. "I should probably go too, Kari." He cleaned up in the bathroom.
"I'm so glad you're coming," Kari said happily.
"Yeah, see you at camp, then." He had changed, too, and handed back the clothes.
"You did pay, didn't you?"
"Yeah…" Apparently it was for Boy Camp, if anyone asked his mother.
The green handbag looked out of place in the basket of his bike. As he left, a thought came to mind.
I hope I don't see anyone I know. It would be so embarrassing. He sighed. I guess I'll just have to wait for the dreaded day.
XXXXXI'm sorry if this disappoints, but despite the content, I'm not much of a girly girl. I'm in it for the comedy. I think.
So review! Tell me what you think!
Chapter 3: Mr Fujiyama, coming soon…