It's not much of a fanfiction, but it is a true story that may make you laugh a bit.

I was baby-sitting a family a little while ago. All four kids love Naruto and watch it frequently, but I think that their favorite thing is still the video games. The only one that they own is Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2.

The five-year-old (E) and the three-year-old (C) sometimes say things from it ("Hookay-Makee Garage!" as Uzumaki Barage and "I'm running out of checker!" instead of chakra). Here's a conversation that I had with the five-year-old boy.

We were playing Clash of Ninja together and I was getting murdered by the five-year-old, who's actually pretty good for his age. His favorite character is Orochimaru, so he was playing as him. He also likes to pause the screen at certain moments, so he was doing that constantly throughout the battle and 'ooohing' at the fight scene (perhaps an anime fan one day?).

Anyway, so after doing his special y-move, he paused it. Orochimaru's tongue was about to grab poor Neji at the time.

"Whoa!" E exclaimed. "Orochimaru has a really long tongue!"

"Yeah," I agreed.

"But why is it going through the back of his head?" he asked.

The answer was obviously poor video game graphics. I wasn't sure if I should point this out or not, but he interrupted me before I could say anything.

"Oh wait! I know why!" he said, bouncing up and down, something he does when he gets excited.

"Why?" I asked, wondering what he could say.

"Because he's a ninja!"

I laughed.

"Half ninja and half snake," he said.

"Yeah." I turned back to the game.

He unpaused the screen. "And half woman."

My sister and I still laugh about that. I wouldn't be surprised if he was right.