Hello! My lovely readers!!

Yes Jasper has lost it, yes Bella instigated it and yes Emmet and Rose and Esme and Carlisle havent been really in it. But they will be.

There WILL be some LEMON in the next couple of chapters, BUT it wont be by me I'm crap at it to say the leas . It will be by my new lemon friend JustBiteTheHuman!!

ok on with the story!

BPOV

I woke up to Alice tugging on my covers. "Bella! Get up lazy head! Its late!"

I sleepily opened one eye to look at the clock "Alice, it's 9 O Clock!"

"Yes, well to me its late!"

"Thats because you dont sleep! Now leave me alone!"

"Bella!" with that she picked me up and carried me into her room!

It woke me up instantly, I know, she is a vampire,and she is strong, but I never expected her to do that!

"Ok! Ok! You win, I'm up! Where's Edward?"

"Him, Carlise, Emmet,Jasper have gone shopping" I flinched at the sound of Jasper's name.

"Ok...wait! SHOPPING?!"

"Yes you see, we are throwing a party!

"ALICE!" I moaned. I knew that meant the mall for the next three days.

"Dont be angry! Its a fancy dress party!"

"So?" I lazily walked into the bathroom, I missed Edward.

"Well you get to dress up!"

"Really?"

Alice obviously didnt pick up on my sarcasm and said "Yes, Bella and you are going to be either Bella Bee or Bella Butterfly."

"Bella Butterfly? You are?"

"Alice in Wonderland!"

"How ironic!" I started to brush my teeth, I looked at my reflection, I didnt see Bella, I saw a selfish, unfaithful, ungrateful person. I hopped into the shower while Alice started rambling on about decorations.

"Edward is Edward scissor hands. Creepy Carlise, he's just going to be scary. Emmet is a game character eww. Jasper is Jack sparrow, there was nothing that went with his name! Raunchy Rosalie.

Edible Esme, she is dressing up as a cake or jam tart or something. Are you ready yet!"

I stepped out of the shower to find Alice stood there with a towel spread in her hands.

"ALICE! You really have boundary issues!"

"Yes, so I've been told!"

"You should listen!"

I was dragged to the car to find Rose and Esme already waiting.

"Morning BELLA!" They both chimed. Rose was in a good mood.

On the way to Alice's secret shop. How fun.

At least it wasn't the mall, which was something. It was a snug little shop full of...costumes!

"No Alice! I'm not going in there! Its got sex toys and outfits!"

"WELL YOU CAN GET SOMETHING FOR THE PARTY AND FOR EDWARD!" She lost her cool before straightening her coat and regaining it again.

"Ok Alice, calm down!" I chuckled at the fact a pixie could boss me about.

Inside the shop, it had pictures of half naked woman dressed up as

'santa's naughty little helper'

'Cave woman'

'Sexy nurse'

'The Law'

'Inmate'

'Police'

'Nurse maid'

'French Maid'

'School girl'

Rosalie went straight to the police and Esme coyly went to nurse. "Esme!" I called out in horror.

"Well he is a doctor, it is fitting. Us old folk have to keep the flame alight too!"

"Whoa! Way too much info!" Rosalie said, looking like her eye balls were going to pop out, I shared her expression. Alice however just giggled and dragged me over the the fairy/butterfly/bee section. She picked up three outfits (sexy outfits, for the party) shoved them in my arms and said "Go and try them on"

After 2 hours I started to have fun. We were all trying on different outfits and messing around.

I was Helga the Milk Maiden.

Rosalie was cheerleader.

Alice was Fallen angel.

Esme was a cowgirl.

After 3 hours, we were getting calls from Edward. We were drunk, drunk on laughter.

"Tell him to piss of!" I shouted while trying on, Genie.

"HAS SHE BEEN DRINKING?!" He yelled at Alice

"No Edward, she hasnt!"

"SMOKING?!"

"NO! Now you heard her, Piss off!" She came from behind the curtain as Jane, Jungle Girl.

Rose did a sexy strip as Countess Dracular, Esme was the desperate Housewife at home during the day. The owner of the shop looked at us like we were crazy when we completely took over the changing room.

We spent the whole day in the shop. We left with our costumes. We left with half of the costumes.

It was the first time I enjoyed shopping.

There would be more tomorrow.

Shopping!

Just Me, Alice and Jasper.