Authors' note:

We just wanted to say how disappointed we are in our readers. All those hits, alerts, favs and you lot failed to review. Shame on you. It's almost as if you didn't want a next chapter of this fic.

But we know that's NOT the case. How could it be?

We're AMAZING. Our fic is unmatched in all its miraculousness. A pure Goblin-made gem sparkling in the dreary mud.

(Serpie, why is there Goblin shit in our AN?)
(Because, Nerys, we have Goblin shit everywhere. Did you forget that already, you old fart?)
(Oopsi, of course I did, you peroxide blonde; no great author ever keeps to their plot and created world on this site.)

So, we had to do what all great, magnificent, wonderful, Pulitzer prize winning authors do in fanfiction.

YES!

We changed our profile name, title, etc. and fooled you all. Buahhahahaa! Serpie coughs, as she is still sick and laughing like mad makes you cough... Nerys just cackles on wickedly. Serp may seem silent but that must be her USB acting up again. We just know she's doing an eerie, creepy laugh as well since she's now included into the penname of this gem. Such Honor/Honour, whatever English you prefer. Only a select few get to be included.

Ermm... Lady Miya, why are you suddenly hiding and bolting your doors in Sweden? *shrugs, not getting it at all* Serpie also doesn't get it, as it will take Serpie just a few hours to get to Sweden...silence...
Ooooh, Miya lives between us, Serpie, we can meet each other there. *Why is there suddenly a stream of cars on the bridge to Danmark?*
Serpie doesn't get it...We are meeting in Amsterdam to get shit drunk, remember?...Bewaaare then...we might update something then...

Back on track: (yes, there's a track):

Can you imagine the sheer amount of reviews we're going to get if the readers don't realise this is a parody, Serpie?

Duuuhh..they must review otherwise it will be bull.

For nothing.

All our hard work. As if we got nothing better to do.

Well, ok, maybe we don't. But still, that's no excuse for THEM (the evil lazy readers) not to review. *glares*

But now they don't know it's us, they will review. Naturally.

Read and Review!

And we will update asap.

For you!

(Now Serp tried to add something since she felt she could, being included in the penname and all, but eh... we just had to copy and paste the doc before that. A honorary mention does not make a Pulitzer Prize winning author. Muahahaha!)