"SAKURA'S NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!!" Naruto screamed really loud. Sakura gasped and wondered how he knew that. Then a blanket came and ate Naruto. Then Sakura ate the blanket. Then she peed on Sasuke cause he was being an ice bitch again. Then a fire came and Sasuke melted. Sakura ate the fire. Then Sakura ate her butt.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I can't go poop." Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs. "I think the word 'poop' should be changed to 'plop' cause when your pooping, that's the sound it makes when it hits the water. Also, I need jewelry for my butt. Even though I don't have one."