How NOT to woo…
Disclaimer: Don't own anyone, foiled again…
Okay, before I begin I gotta say this is really dumb but then again so am I so whatever…and its really just speeches between characters, but they might be funny?
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Pharaoh: Yugi, you know in Egypt bondage is a custom….
Yugi: sounds awesome!…shame we're not IN Egypt.
Pharaoh: damn.
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Kaiba: hey Yugi, would you let my dragon sleep in your cave?, if you know what I mean…
Yugi: WHAAT!!. NO!!
Kaiba: Okay, I get it…. 10?
Yugi: -.- no.
Kaiba: 20.
Yugi: NO.
Kaiba: fine, fine….50 then?
Yugi: you don't get it, do you?
Kaiba: 75
Yugi: (walks away)
Kaiba: 100?
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Pharaoh: Yugi, your face makes Ra hide behind the clouds in shame --
Yugi: you m-m-m-mean…
Pharaoh: yeeesss!?
Yugi: (falls to knees) y-y-you mean my face is s-so ugly that it makes the SUN god shield his eyes, .. HOW could you Pharaoh?!
Pharoah: WHAT?! Wait-
Yugi: 'attempting to calm' and I was gunna ask you to go to a movie with me too…
Pharaoh: y-you were?
Yugi: …yeah
Pharaoh: you can still ask…
Yugi: …after what you said!? I don't think so sssSUNSHINE.
Pharaoh: oh for the love of Ra….
Yugi: (tearing up again) well according to YOU R-Ra doesn't love ME!
Pharaoh: . CHEESECAKES!
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Yami Bakura: Hikari, on the bed or I'll send Zork to destroy you.
Bakura: Well, I'd rather not…
Yami Bakura: 'raging' get on the f&'&ing bed or I'll f&''ing stick my &()&k so far up you're a& you'll have to f&''ing &,'& with a fork!
Zork: smooooooth…. ( casually goes off to destroy the world)
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Pharaoh: Yugi, that leather really clings to your body
Yugi: are you trying to say….I-I'M FAT!!
Pharaoh: by Osiris' honour, you've stuck your foot in the mummy's face again, Temmy… 'sigh'
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Joey: Nye Kaiba, wanna do it doggie style?
Kaiba: down boy.
Joey: Well bow-wow Mr. Attitude, just coz Yug turned you do-
Kaiba: I was thinking of making a DOG skin coat….
Joey: O.o I'll be good.
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Yugi: hey Malik, why doncha just kill the Pharaoh with a gun?
Malik:….well uhhh, that is…..shut up yugi .
Pharoah: 'appearing from somewhere' don't you dare tell my lover to shut up!!
Yugi: we're not lo-
Pharaoh: shut up Yugi.
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Yami B. : surrender to me Malik, or else
Malik: or else what?
Yami B. or else….uhh YOUR MOM! .
Malik : didn't you kill her?
Yami B.: We-besides the point!…do you want me to stick that rod up you're a& ?!
Malik: that was the original plan, wasn't it? -.-
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Pegasus: Yugi-boy?
Yugi: stop calling me boy, I'm 16 for Ra's sake!
Pegasus: really?16... That's a very interesting fact… 'licks lips'
Yugi: Wh-Why ?
Pegasus: come to my bedroom and I'll show you.
Yugi: O.o
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And on that lovely note…END!!
REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW PLEAAASIIIEESSS ' puppy eyes' or else uhhhh… YOUR MOM . (best retort/threat ever!!)
Weez: I am sooooooooo gunna try out these pickup lines especially the last one-wait …damnation!…not old enough 'sigh' oh well!……. Katoooooo!! -. -3