Again I no own pokemon or that 70's show. sigh darn
"Wow…" Drew uttered
As he and the group pulled through the long lines of multicolored vans looking for a spot they were stunned by what they saw.
"Look at this place… It's almost… like as great as the pix 5000 gunstar boosters powering the deathstar!."
"Ash if we are going to be a couple you are really going to have to lay off the star wars crap." Misty said annoyed.
"Who are the star whores?" Brock asked finally interested in something rather than the many pairs of unmentionables he found through luggage rooting.
"No brock it's…..never mind never mind."
Both Pikachu looked up in utter confusion at this conversation but decided not to delve farther as a bright light caught there attention.
Quickly both ran up to and stood on bags as to see out the window. A few people were putting small red firecrackers in some blue bubbling liquid and watching them explode in brilliant shades of pink, green, and red.
"Woah! that's kind of the shade of green Luke's x-wing fight……never mind I'm sorry." Ash apologized seeing Misty's glance.
"Ha! found one!" Drew exclaimed as he pulled into a vacant spot next to a lime green microbus, and a field of tents spread out as far as the eye could see. As he parked everyone exited the van with his/her's cargo.
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but how about we split and explore, then meet up later?" Tracy suggested hoping to rome around to get some fun.
"Ok sounds good, lets meet back at the van at around 7ish? I heard there's a fireworks display." Drew chipped in.
"Cool, come on Brock lets check out that mud bath over there." Tracy said with a clear fact of what was on his mind. Brock just smiled and followed a little to eagerly and looked as if he were air-humping something….
"Not creepy at all" Ash said sarcastically.
"Oh well we are going to find a restroom real quick!" Dawn called as she walked with May.
"Woah dude your going to let them go to the john together?" Ash asked
"Yea why? is that bad?" Drew asked nervously
"You know what girls do in the restroom? They talk man! About us!!"
"Oh Damn! Girls wait!"
Ash laughed then turned to Misty.
"Shall we?"
"I suppose so, and you, considering you're a stowaway without a trainer I'm going to watch you." Misty said picking up Poppy.
"Come on Pik lets get going." Ash said holding out his arm
Pikachu looked at his (hope to be mate) to reassure her it was fine, then clambered up.
"Come on lets go check out this booth." Misty said walking towards a booth with hemp necklaces and mood rings.
"Oh boy….Ash mumbled under his breath and followed reluctantly.
Ash watched as Misty looked at several articals of jewelry.
"Ooh isn't this pretty Ash!"
"Pretty Bitchin' Misty" Ash said unaware of what he'd just done.
"Ash! what the hell! How many times have I told you that that word is offensive to the entire femine race. It's almost as if your insinuating…." And she continued as Ash cowered beneath her angry glare. "I hope that next time you don't assume to be so dense! Or next time I'll take after your father and shove my feminist foot into your shovenist ass!" She finish breathing deeply multiple times before finally calming down and apologizing to Ash. As she went back to her shopping Ash began to look around.
"Hey Pikachu follow me" Ash whispered as he began slowly creeping away from a busy Misty towards a stand that had the bubbling liquids that they'd seen coming into the camp.
"Excuse me sir…but what are these?" Ash said indicating the vials of colored concotions.
"That man is 100 envirenment friendly organic mystery juice. guaranteed to send you on a real ride if you know what I mean man."
"You mean it really gives you a good kickstart?"
"No man I mean if you look through the bottle next to you it shows the fairgrounds next door man. Look the ferriswh--"
And with that the filthy Hippi fell totally unable to withstand his condition.
"Well what do ya say Pikachu should we try it?"
Pikachu thought about how far out the lights coming into the camp were and that's all it took. He reached for a small sample tube and drained it
"Pika! Pika Pikachu!" He exclaimed cheerfully
"That good huh? lets see…" Ash tipped a taste of a green liquid into his mouth. His throat burned his lungs screamed, but it gave him kind of a lightheaded happy feeling…..
(In another part of the group)
"Please just one!"
"No Drew you don't need a corndog."
"But come on!"
"I said no. Now come on it's starting to get dark lets head back to the van."
"But.. we got everything you and May wanted! Why can't I get one corndog!?"
"…..Drew…..Come to the van now or I sware!.."
Dawn didn't have to finish her sentence as Drew kept a brisk pace all the way back.
After the trio arrived at the van Tracy and Brock came back soaked to the skin in mud and angry as anything.
"HAHA what happened to you guys?" Drew laughed
"Shut up! you can get next to a girl, but the minute they realize what gender you are they freak and go lezbo on you!"
Drew laughed histerically as Misty and Poppy came back to the van dragging Ash and Pikachu but the fur and collar
"Pikachu when did you learn to fly?" Ash asked in a high feathery voice
"Pirik-churip" He sluured back at his master.
"Holy Shit a purple cow!" Ash exclaimed before passing out with Pikachu not far behind.
"This trip sucks Drew I want to head back!" Misty demanded
"Yea same here man the chicks here are messed up!" Tracy complained with a confirmed nod from Brock
"Well what I say goes and I say we are staying. Get you sleeping stuff set up I'll be right back. I need to take a wiz."
"Don't know about you guys, but I'm outta here even if I gotta hitchhike. see ya." Tracy said with a wave before taking off.
"Well with this lug asleep I guess I'll unroll the sleeping bags. Poppy Can ya help me?"
"Pi" She replied simply and helped unroll everything for Ash and Misty.
(10 minutes later)
"Night guys" Drew said to Misty and Poppy at his feet outside the van.
"Get bent Drew" Misty retorted with a small shock from Poppy
"Damn why isn't anyone nice anymore" Drew complained "Where's Tracy and Brock?"
"Tracy left cause your stupid." Misty said flatly and rolled so she faced away from him.
Drew turned and went to the side doors to the van and opened them.
"Hey here's the party" Drew said seeing Dawn and May in the van on the floor in their bags. The only odd thing was that Brock was in between the two.
"Hey Drew" Dawn said
"Hey…So where am I going to sleep?" He asked looking at the limited space.
"Oh well there really isn't that much room… And besides we are having valuable girl time here. so shoo"
"Well why does Brock get to stay?"
"Well I'm not a girl, but I do enjoy the girl talk. Now shoo party pooper" Brock said cheekily
"That's it we're done Misty Pack up your things…and Ash. You three up, we're outta here"
"Why Drew!? Are you jelous?"
"Who me!? no this place just sucks balls."
"Just like May" Misty said coming by to throw her stuff in.
"BURN!" Drew shouted at May's expense.
"Ok I think we're done, Everyone in or I'm leaving ya." Drew said hopping into the drivers seat and pulling out. And so began a long but resting trip back to Pallet. Who's to say What will come next? who knows?
Haha. So my first story complete. please review and comment. and if anyone wants to do a sequel to this let me know I'd really enjoy it. hope you liked the story )