"K.A.S...In position. Its show time girls"Shizune whisper at her walkie talkie
"Ewww..That sounded so lame..You should Stop playing that game....."Kurenai's irritated voice could be heard from Shizune's walkie talkie
"Hey!!I love that game !especially the ending when-"
"WE DON'T CARE!"Kurenai and Anko shouted
"Jeez..just do what I told you to do okay?"Anko groaned in frustration
"But I really love that game..."Shizune mumbled
"JUST DO IT!!"There was a dangerous edge to Anko's voice as she deliberately ignore Shizune's sentence
"Okay.. I said okay..."
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Today was a really odd they for me. For some reason everyone kept staring at me like I was some kind of a criminal. Some of my co-workers blushed and giggle immediately when they saw me. I checked on my self appearance to see if there anything wrong that gave me some unwanted attention ...It seems that I looked fine...my fly is tightly zipped..there is nothing on my teeth...my hair is as normal as it could be...so what is it?
Arrgg...I don't care anymore!...I need to get home and relax...I can't just waste my day thinking of "What's wrong with me?" kinda thing...
Oh there's Naruto!
"Hey!Naruto!"I waved at him
He seems to shuddered when I called him...weird...oh well maybe I caught him off guard when I call him.
"Oh err-Hi-Iruka-sensei-How-are-you?..."Naruto stutter as he hid the stack of paper he was holding behind his back.
"I am Fine!Thank you..."I gave him my trademark smile. Wait....This is Naruto....He never asked me how I do today...or anything...okay this is weird....and what is he holding?
"Oh Great!Great to hear that!"Naruto replied as he took a step back ...to retreat probably...
Hey....He is going to escape?Usually its me who tries to escape him(He truly have a bottomless stomach...it's good for his growth development but bad for my wallet...)....
"Wait! Naruto...Did something happen that is related to me?Because everyone has been acting wierdly-" I grab him on his shoulder to prevent him from running
"Ermm what?Nothing!Its Nothing!No one is acting weirdly!"Naruto said quickly cutting my sentence shorter than planned
"Including you"I continued
"What are you hiding anyway?"I point at the stack of papers he has been hiding
"No-Nothing at all" Naruto's face turn pale
"Really?"I asked him with an unconvinced face
"Really!"
"No I don't trust you...Give it to me"
"No!"
"Give It!"I roar as I snatch the stack of papers.
To my horror...It's a picture of me....STRIPING!
I blush furiously.
"Where...did ...you...get ...this?"I say slowly,still taken aback by the picture(of me) that I just saw...
"I don't know!"
"WHERE?!"
"I...I..."Naruto squeak as he was getting interrogated
"Where DID you find it?"
"In town!"He finally answered
"In town? WHERE?!"
"It was posted everywhere!"
I let go of Naruto. I could feel my face turning dangerously pale.
"Hey look at the bright side!At least you look good in this picture!"Naruto smiled as he gave his failed attempt to brighten up my mood.
"Yea...."I gave a weak smile as I pinched myself,hoping that this is all a bad dream, but that was not the case..
"I er...got to go..." I dash away with my head held low in embarrassment until I reach home...
I tried to open my door hastily and accidentally threw my hand at the door as I find my keys.I curse silently.
When I finally open the door,I threw my bag on the ground. I really need a nice warm shower to keep me calm right now...this such a BAD day for me.I switch the water heater on. While I was waiting for the water heater to heat up the water,I check my answering machine.(lets hope there no message about that poster..)
"You have 2 message"
"Hey...This is Rika from work!I just want to say that no matter what's your orientation are,I am still your friend!I will still like you the way you are even though you gay!hehe..Oh ..We can go shopping together !Like BFFs!Then after that we could do our nails at-"
I quickly thrust my index finger onto the next button..Oh my God...did someone saw what happen in the park?....Shit...
"Next message"
"YOU DUMP ME BECAUSE OF A GUY?!YOU FUCKIN-"
How does SHE knows the incident?Fuck..As it is my break up with her was not pleasant...i had to face a lot of death threat after I told the break up news(from voice message,mail....there was once she sent me a parcel full of trash...wow that was gross..)
What did I do to deserve this?FUCK!This just not fair after all I do the charity work(Half naked car wash...(this is horrible...those perverted girls kept on touching me)...,Giving money to beggars and FEEDING NARUTO...(that I think is a charity!)).
I've been patient at teaching kids that have a hormonal charged mind which irritate the hell out of me. I Helped an old woman to cross the street even though I am FUCKING late for work. I didn't cheat on a test before when I was young....(okay maybe once or twice but not more than twice..i think..But still).I endured death threat from my ex-es.(i think god still owe me for that)
The only things that I really mess up is Genma's stupid blind date!And it's not my fault!NOT MY FUCKING FAULT!This sucks!
Suddenly, a jolt of wisdom shook my mind...I think I know who did this.....Its Anko.....quoted from Naruto..."THAT SNAKE BITCH!"
I WILL GET HER- I mean i will talk to her in a civil way and ask her to stop .....Let's hope that will work.
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Author's note
I know its been months since i updated...SORRY!!!I AM NOT DEAD YET!!I AM TRULY SORRY!!!Don't KILL ME!!
Hehe there an FFX-2 reff and MegandDia reff
This IS NOT THE BETA-ED VERSION
so i know there is mistake everywhere !please don't kill me for this...i been keeping this for 4 days...and the beta-ed version is coming out slowly....SOON...don't worry i will change once its done!
On other news...MANGAKA WARS IS ON AN ETERNAL HIATUS...sadly...I can't continue that story...