A/N: Another fun Winsol song from the twisted world of yours truly. My friend Twilight helped me put this together. We actually thought about it while walking back from a nearby grocery store, and decided to dismiss going to the movies to sit in front a paper, pencil, and a hot laptop in order to bring you all joy. Celebrate us, darnit! Just kidding...but really...
Singing parts are done it italics. Talking parts are...not italics. Below are all the people who have parts in the song.
A--Aleeza T--Twilight J--Jaenelle M--Mephis
L--Lucivar D--Daemon S--Saetan An--Andulvar
ENJOY!!
Daemon Got Ran Over by a Sceltie
A&T: Daemon got run over by a sceltie
Walking home from our house Winsol Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Kindred
T: But as for me and bird-girl, we believe.
A&T: He'd been drinking too much brandy
A: And we begged him not to go
T: Not really
A: But he forgot to milk his snake tooth
T: And he staggered out the door into the snow.
A&T: When we found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
He had paw prints on his forehead
And incriminating claw marks on his back.
A: Twilight did it!
T: No! I didn't. I'm actually innocent this time.
All except T: Le gasp!
Daemon got run over by a sceltie
Walking home from our house Winsol Eve.
We all can't believe it wasn't Twilight
But the toll's been heavy on our family
A: Now we're all so proud of Jaenelle
She's been taking this so well
L: See her in there playing card games
And searching every home from here to Hell.
A: It's not Winsol without Daemon
T: -snickers-
A: All the family's dressed in black
L: Except for Twilight. It's her moontime and she's prancing around in pink
M: And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
T: Open them! Open them! I want the gift that I bought for him back.
J: No. We should leave them until he comes back
T: Jaenelle, he's dead. He's not coming back
J: -cries-
All: Daemon got run over by a sceltie
Walking home from our house Winsol Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Kindred
T: But as for me and bird-girl, we believe.
A: Twilight, I have a name!
T: Like I care.
M: Look, we have 3 more verses left. Can't we just finish this f--ing song?!
All but T: LE GASP!
A: Mephis said a bad word!
T: You should be ashamed of yourself, Mephis.
M: Like you're one to talk
T: There's nothing wrong with my f--ing language, you a--hole!
L: Let's just finish the song!
T: Alright, Luci. We'll finish the song…a--.
A: Now the goose is on the table
T: MEAT! ! And it's not rotten either!
An: How many times are we going to have this talk?
T: …A lot?
A: And the pudding made of fig
T: And the messy, blackish candle
That would just have matched the hair in Daemon's wig.
A: Daemon wears a wig?
T: You seriously didn't think his hair was naturally lavish, did you?
A: …Um…yes?
T: Oh, come on! I know he wears nail polish, but he's just too masculine for that. Unless he uses Herbal Essence.
L: Just finish the song!!
J: I've warned all my friends and neighbors
A: Except for Twilight, who just sat back and watched
J: Better watch out for yourselves
A: Again, except for Twilight. Why do you get all the perks, Twilight?
T: I'm the top predator and I'd also like to say, "And it's so easy being evil…"
A: They should never give a Jewel
To a dog who knows a big, white, furry cat.
All: Daemon got run over by a sceltie
Walking home from our house Winsol Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Kindred
T: But as for me and bird-girl, we believe.
D: -walks through front door and stares at everyone-
J: Daemon, you're alive! -runs and hugs Daemon-
D: You'll never believe what happened to me
A: Got run over by a sceltie? We know.
D: How did you know?
A: Twilight told me. Apparently, she saw the whole thing happen while looking out of one of the windows and I thought it would make a funny song.
S: We didn't know that it was a true story until you walked through the door.
A: -pulls on Daemon's hair-
D: What in the name of Hell are you doing?
A: Twilight said you wore a wig.
D: -fuming- I think I'm just going to go to bed and pretend this never happened.
All: Night!
T: -after Daemon leaves- Can we sing it again?
A/N: -singing- Oh, the world is just a little ADD...
I hope you guys enjoyed it!!
Wild Winged Warrior (a.k.a. Aleeza)