IgnikaKanak: I do not own Naruto at all.

Naruto: I hate you, give me one good reason why I shouldn't use the Rasengan on you.

IgnikaKanak: Holds up a 12 gauge. Do you know what I use this for.

Naruto nods head.

IgnikaKanak: Then you should shut up this story will be fine as long there are no flames, Btw No flames please, I would like people enjoying my story.


To day was a beautiful day and the Village Hidden in the Leaves, the sun is shinging, the kids at the academy are playing around, But this story takes place at training ground 7. Team 7 was waiting for their sensei, Kakashi Hatake, and Naruto was trying to get Sakura to go on a date with him.

"Come on Sakura-chan, just one date." Naruto said. Sakura glared at Naruto with alot of anger. "No, I don't want to go on a date with you, I want Sasuke-kun to ask me out, not you." 'Two hours of this crap and they are making me wanting to kill them.' Sasuke thought. Naruto grabbed Sakura's arm. "Please, Sasuke won't care for you like I do." Sakura tried to free her arm from Naruto's grip. "No, let go and leave me alone." Naruto tightened his grip and pulled harder. "It's just one date. After that I'll leave you alone." Sakura finally freed her arm and took things a little too far. She slapped Naruto hard. "Listen you baka, I don't want to ever go on a date with you. You are just a weak, and cowardly fool just pretending to be a ninja. I hope you never have a family and die as a old lonely man." (Wow, that was alittle harsh) Naruto and Sasuke was shocked at Sakura's outburst. Naruto turned from shock to saddness. Sasuke got out of the shock. "You shouldn't have done that to Naruto, look at him." Sakura looked at Naruto for a second then turned back to Sasuke. "So what, he deserves it, I mean, he is nothing but a monster and a coward." said Sakura. 'man, she is a bitch, I bet Ino is nicer to Naruto than her.' thought Sasuke.

In a swirl of leaves, Kakashi appeared. "Yo" One of his students shouted. "YOUR LATE" Kakashi eye smiled and was about to say his excuse, but he notice that only Sakura shouted. Naruto was looking at the ground with his sad and hopeless look. Kakashi asked. "Is something wrong Naruto?"

"..." responded Naruto, sort of. Kakashi wondered why Naruto was sad until Sakura(the pink haired bitch) interupted him. "So Kakashi-sensei, whats the mission?" Sakura asked. Kakashi said. "Today is going to be a C-rank mission, The Super Duper, Most Awesome Mission in history is.." he trailed off. Sasuke and Sakura were standing on their tiptoes to hear the mission. Kakashi continued where he left off. "HELPING THE RAMAN STAND MAKE RAMAN." Sasuke and Sakura face falted. Kakashi was expecting Naruto to jump around in joy, but instead he just stood there. "Making noddel soup at a stand sounds like a waste of my time." Naruto replied very coldly. Everyone looked at Naruto as if he was ether crazy or replaced with an enemy ninja. Sakura thought. '...Naruto...' Sasuke only stared and Kakashi quietly said. "oh..boy"


Team 7 was helping the ramen stand make ramen. Kakashi thought it would be funny to see Sasuke in the ramen girls clothes, he spilled some ramen on Sasuke clothes. Sasuke had thoughts of murder on his mind and it's not on Itachi. Sakura was still being a bitchy and Naruto was still sad. Kakashi wondered. 'what happened while I was visiting the memorial stone.' The mission ended and Sasuke's clothes were cleaned and dried. Kakashi eye smiled again. "Well, for a job well done, Lets go to the Korean BBQ, we haven't been there for a while." Sakura went stareyed. "YAY, I GET TO GO ON DATE WITH SASUKE-KUN." Sasuke and Kakashi thought the samething. 'she has got to stop doing that.' Naruto didn't respond, he only sighed. Sakura turned to Kakashi. "And your going to pay for everything Kakashi sensei." Kakashi wave both of his hands in front of him. "Well you see, I'm broke because I forgot to go to the bank." Naruto threw his wallet at Kakashi. "You can have mine, I'm not going, I'm going home." Naruto finally said all day. Kakashi was really confused about this, then Sasuke decided to shead some light on this situation. "Naruto was trying to ask Sakura out, but she refused. He said only one date and he would leave ger alone, but she still refused. Then she slapped Naruto and said. that he was a monster and a coward, and she hoped that Naruto would die alone as a old man with no family." Sakura gasped dramaticly. "SASUKE-KUN, THATS NOT NICE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR FUTURE WIFE." Kakashi looked at Sakura with angry glare that it could kill even Orochimaru if looks could kill. "Sakura, do you know what you have done? You made Naruto useless for missions now that he is heart broken." Team 7(minus Naruto) went to the Korean BBQ.