B2D: I honestly have no idea where this idea came from. I was just sitting in my room trying to sleep when the idea hit so don't expect anything special.
B2D's brother: and yet you're still putting it up.
B2D: your point?
B2D's brother: do I ever have a point?
B2D: No
Really people. Do you think I own anything? I own nothing damn it so don't say otherwise!
END OF CONVERSATION
Yami: why didn't you tell me?
Tea: because of well….who you like. I was afraid my feelings wouldn't be returned.
Yami: damn right.
Tea: What? That's not how you're supposed to answer. You're supposed to say Tea it was all just an act to get your attention. I've always loved you. And then we would kiss.
Yami: I'm sorry but are you insane? Everyone knows I like Yugi. Do you not read fanfiction?
Tea was then hit by a truck and died.
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Kaiba: (looks around) Good no one's here. (Starts singing) I am a super star with a big big house and a big big car. I am a superstar and I don't care who you are. I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car. I am a super star and I don't care who you are.
Got many money honey, I'm a super star. My life is funny honey, have you seen my car-
Some unknown stranger: who's in there and why are you scraping chalkboards?
Kaiba: shit (jumps out nearby window)
No one ever heard Kaiba singing again
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Some announcer guy: Tristan, you are the weakest link
Tristan: I knew it!(leaves stage)
Ryou: (hands announcer guy a twenty) sucker.
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Yami: (walks on stage and the song I'm bringing sexy back comes on) damn right (strikes a pose and is carried away by fangirls)
Tea: my revenge is complete.(walks on stage and gets shot from the audience) why?
Yugi: don't ask me I'm just doing what the writer said.
B2D: here you go Yugi(takes out fifty dollars)
Yugi: thank you.(takes the money and walks off stage)
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Hikari battle. First round. Yugi VS Ryou.
Fight!
Yugi: I must defeat you to become the best Hikari.
Ryou: sorry Yugi but too much is at stake.(throws the millennium ring at Yugi)
Yugi: (dodges and throws a duel monsters card)
Ryou: (card slices his neck and he falls to the ground dead)
Winner Yugi.
Hikari Battle. Round 2. Yugi VS Malik
Fight!
Malik: you cannot defeat me.
Yugi: (smirks and pulls out a tape recorder)
Malik: what the heck is that?
Yugi: oh nothing(presses play.)
Recorder: (Isis's voice) Malik Ishtar where the hell are you? Get back here and clean your room before I go out there and kick your finely tanned-
Malik: stop it burns! I forfeit!
Yugi wins by default.
Yugi: (walks out onto to temple background.)
Naruto: you will never become the greatest Hikari as long as I stand.
Yugi: what the hell? This is a Yugioh fanfic. You're not even a Hikari and you don't have a Yami either!
Naruto: I am too a Hikari.
Yugi: then where's your Yami?
Sasuke: (Appears out of nowhere) stop talking and fight already. I'm getting bored.
Yugi: you have got to be kidding me.
FIGHT!
Naruto: (Pulls out a kunai and throws it at Yugi)
Yugi: (catches it and throws it back)
Naruto: (Gets hit and falls off the roof.)
Yugi wins
Yugi: (runs over to Yami who has been in the corner watching) did I do well master?
Yami: yes my son you have done very well.
They hug and fireworks go off in the background.
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Kaiba: gayguysaywhat.
Pegasus: What?
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Kaiba: shut up and duel me.
Yugi: don't worry grandpa I'll win this duel with your deck.
B2D: hey! No quoting the Yugioh Abridged Series in my Fanfic!
Kaiba: fine then. I challenge you to DDR.
Gaara: (appears out of nowhere) did someone say DDR?
B2D: no quoting the Naruto Abridged Series either!
All of them: Awwwwwww
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Joey: (opens eyes and sees a bunch of ticked off Nintendo characters)
MetaKnight: who are you and what do you want?
Joey: none of your business shorty.(gets the crap beat out of him by every character in Super Smash Brothers)
Meanwhile……….
Yugi: has anyone seen Joey?
Yami: last time I saw him he was playing that new Super Smash Brothers game.
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B2D: wow that was horrible.