-1AN: (dramatic background music) IT'S THE ENDDDDD! Well, I'm glad you all enjoyed my short stories. But don't worry, my friends! There'll be more yaoi lemons on the way. Just not Kingdom Hearts (Well, I'll think about it.), because I also love Death Note, Naruto, YYH, Black Cat, Vampire Hunter D, Fruits Basket, etc. etc. Oh, and btw…this epilogue is going to be quite short. It's late where I live and can't write that much at the moment. D:

Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own Riku, Kairi, and Sora…blah blah blah.

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Epilogue

On Monday, the three friends went back to school. By the end of the day, practically everyone knew that Sora and Riku were in love. Some accepted it, most didn't. But the girls still loved him anyway.

Kairi became desperate for a boyfriend now, but she couldn't find anyone. So she became a whore and tried to get every straight guy left in her school. Surprisingly, there wasn't a lot. Most that she ended up with were actually bisexuals.

Sora's and Riku's parents, who mysteriously weren't there that magical weekend, came back on Tuesday from a trip to Mexico where they got high and hung out with a bunch of traveling hippies.

Tidus and Wakka decided Kingdom Hearts was kind of lame, so they went back to Final Fantasy X and won a Blitz Ball championship. Sadly, Tidus left Wakka for Yuna and they have 4 kids.

Axel died because Roxas gave him AIDS. Roxas just survived because AIDS doesn't affect Nobodies. So he got a record deal and changed his name to Jesse McCartney.

The real Jesse died in a

As for Riku and Sora, they got married years later and traveled back to Destiny Islands where they happily ever after.

THE END.