Ron the Vampire Slayer

Chapter One : Welcome to the Hellmouth

'For Sale'

These two words were about to change Ron Stoppable's life in ways he couldn't even imagine. The new school term had started just a few weeks ago, life seemed to be going great for him until he came home from school one day to find a sign in his front yard with the words 'For Sale' stuck in the ground. After talking to his parents about it he found out that his mother had been transferred to another branch of the bank she worked at and they were moving to a small town a few hours drive away from Middleton. As for his father, well seeing as he is an Actuary he can pretty much work anywhere and the town that they were moving to was apparently in desperate need of more Actuaries.

Ron hadn't even been allowed an opinion, when he asked why they didn't tell him sooner his parents simply answered with, "This IS our way of telling you"

Right now Ron was on his way to Kim's house, his parents told him that they would be leaving as soon as they had a buyer for their house, which could be as early as tomorrow morning, so he needed to tell Kim… and say goodbye.

The sun had just finished setting when Ron reached the Possible house, without knocking Ron walked right in, he knew he was always welcome here. As soon as he walked in he spotted the two elder Possibles sitting down in the lounge.

"Good evening Drs P, is KP home?" Ron asked without his usual good mood.

The elder doctors noticed Ron's mood but didn't probe.

"Yeah Ronald, she's upstairs" Anne answered Ron.

With a small smile in thanks Ron made his way upstairs, when he reached the stairs to Kim's loft bedroom he gave a quick rap on the wall.

"KP, it's Ron" Ron shouted up"

"Come on up" Kim's voice shouted down to him.

Ron quickly shot up the stairs and spotted Kim sitting on her bed, she seemed upset about something.

"KP, I have to tell you someth…"

SLAP!!

Ron fell to the ground confused, as he was speaking Kim had gotten up from her bed closed the distance between them and slapped Ron hard in the face.

"K-Kim, what're you doing?" Ron asked as he looked up at Kim.

"How dare you!" Kim growled through clenched teeth.

Ron didn't know what to say, he had no idea why Kim was so angry, but he did notice that Kim's face seemed to be a little damp, as if she had been crying recently.

Before Ron could ask Kim why she was upset she leaned down and grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up.

"K-Kim stop please, what's wron…"

PUNCH!!

There was no slap, this time Kim pulled back her hand and balled it into a fist before slamming it into the side of Ron's face, Ron fell to the side and smashed into a desk which fell apart under his weight, at that moment he felt a coppery substance leak into his mouth.

"K-Kim… please" Ron muttered as he tried to ignore the pain in his face and the tears starting to well up in his eyes.

Kim didn't stop there, she quickly grabbed Ron and spun him around away from the destroyed desk.

For a moment Ron thought it was over, that thought was quickly wiped out by Kim's foot connecting to his stomach in a roundhouse kick. Ron felt all the air in his lungs forced out of his body as he fell backwards and struck the shelves on the opposite wall, the shelves quickly buckled and dropped what they were holding on top of Ron who had fallen to the ground holding his stomach.

Kim was about to continue when her parents suddenly ran up the stairs to her room, they had heard the commotion from downstairs.

"Kimmie, what on earth are you doing?!" Anne screamed as she and James grabbed and held her daughter back.

Kim struggled against her parents for a moment before breaking down crying, she quickly buried her face into her mother's chest.

"H-He… he…" both Kim's parents and Ron listened up, they were all desperate to know what had driven her to attack Ron.

"He… he tried to rape Tara" Kim said as she continued to cry into her mother's shirt.

Everyone was shocked, Ron more than anybody.

"What!! I didn't…" Ron started to say in anger before he was cut off by Kim.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH RON!! … Tara's in the hospital, after school she was attacked and nearly raped, the rest of the cheer squad saw you Ron and went to stop you, that's when you ran… they all told the police that it was you!!" Kim said as she struggled against her parents again.

Ron honestly didn't know what to say, he knew this wasn't true but he also didn't believe that any of the cheer squad would lie about him like this… well, maybe Bonnie, but none of the others and especially not Tara.

"KP… please, you have to believe me I didn't…" Ron started to say but was cut off again, this time by Mr. Possible.

"Ron, I suggest you get out right now… before I do a hell of a lot worse than send you into a black hole" James Possible said with anger in his eyes.

Ron could hardly believe it, these people, this family he had known for years weren't even open to the concept that he might be innocent.

With a saddened look in his eyes, Ron stood shakily to his feet and stumbled down the stairs out of Kim's room.

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Ron strolled sadly down the street towards his house, emotions were running wild inside him. The injuries that Kim had given him had already started to heal, they didn't even hurt anymore, not physically at least. Recently he had begun to heal at an unnaturally fast rate, ever since… well, that doesn't matter right now.

Of all the feelings spinning through Ron right now, the most powerful one was frustration. He was frustrated that his parents had suddenly dropped the whole 'We're moving' sitch without giving him much warning. He was frustrated that somebody had tried to rape Tara, she was the one girl other than Kim or Monique that was nice to him. He was frustrated that the entire cheer squad said it was him. He was frustrated that Kim believed that it was him.

Right now he would give anything for a way to vent his anger.

'Please, give me some way to vent!!' Ron thought to himself in frustration.

"AHHHHH!!" a female scream filled the air, it had come from an alleyway up ahead.

For the first time in the last few hours Ron smiled, he looked up into the sky and as if speaking to a higher power he muttered,

"Thanks"

With that said Ron ran full speed forward towards the alley.

Ron turned into the alley and saw exactly what he had expected, a man around his age standing in the shadows holding a girl by her neck against a wall. Ron was only just able to make out the 'man's' features, his face was distorted around the forehead and nose, his teeth had two longs fangs and his eyes had turned a sickly yellow color.

The girl was crying as she clawed at the man's hand trying to breathe.

"Shh…" the 'man' said as he leaned closer to the girl's face, "… don't worry, this'll be over quick" he said as he opened his mouth and leaned further forward.

"My god could you be anymore cliché…" Ron asked, finally gaining the couple's attention.

The man looked towards Ron who was standing confidently at the mouth of the alleyway.

"I suggest you beat it… you have no idea what you're dealing with" the 'man' said to Ron while bearing his fangs.

Ron let out a small chuckle as he stepped forward.

"Really, I don't? … because honestly it look's like I'm dealing with a vampire" Ron said with a smirk.

The vampire looked honestly shocked, he hadn't come across any human who knew what he was, then again he had only been turned a couple of days ago. Ron took a few steps closer to the vampire, he needed to be careful, he had dealt with a few vampires before but this one had a girl by the throat. Ron took a closer look at the vampire, after a moment he realized something, he knew this vampire.

"Oh god… Reager you poor bastard" Ron said as he recognized the vampire

The vampire standing in front of Ron was a fellow schoolmate Ronald Reager.

After a moment the vampire seemed to recognize Ron.

"Stoppable?" Reager asked as he let go of the girl he had been holding.

The girl wasted no time in running away from Reager, past Ron and out of the alley.

"Reager… I'm sorry for what's happened to you, but you're not leaving this alley"

Reager seemed to chuckle at Ron's comment.

"Right… as if a loser like you is really gonna stop me… I've changed Stoppable, I'm not somebody who can be told what to do anymore, I'm faster, stronger, bigger and badder than anybody in this town now… I'm gonna make everybody pay for the way they've treated me! Mr. Barkin, the cheer squad, the football team, all of them… and I may as well start with you!" with that said Reager let out an animalistic growl as he charged towards Ron.

Ron was ready, as soon as Reager was close enough to him he quickly moved to the side punched the vamp in the side of the face, Reager fell to the side and then to the ground, he hadn't expected Ron's punch to be quite so powerful… in fact it was far more powerful than most humans.

"Sorry Reager, I really am…" Ron said as he stood over Reager, Ron quickly reached behind his back in an attempt to grab something tucked into his pants, only to find nothing there.

"What the?… Oh crap…" Ron muttered as he realized something.

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Back at the Possible house Kim and her father were downstairs, Kim was busy drying her eyes while her father was on the phone with the police telling them that they had seen Ron.

"Kimmie-cub, the police are coming in the morning to speak with you…" James said as he hung up the phone.

Meanwhile Anne was upstairs cleaning up the mess that Kim had made by throwing Ron around, as she was busy picking up the stuff that had fallen off the shelves she found something peculiar among the wreckage, a small yet very sharp wooden stake.

"What on earth?" Anne muttered to herself as she picked up the instrument.

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"… Oh crap!" Ron cursed under his breath as he realized that he'd lost his stake, probably when Kim had kicked him into the shelves.

Just as Ron was looking around for a replacement slaying tool he was suddenly tackled from behind by something, Ron fell forwards a few meters before slamming his head into a nearby open dumpster.

Ron turned his head in time to see another vampire, this one female helping Reager up.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food?" the female vampire asked.

"Sorry, I had another one but he interrupted me… he's strong" Reager said as the girl helped him up.

Ron regained his footing groggily, he was still a bit dazed by the hit to his head.

"Stay right here and watch me, I'll show you how it's done" the female vamp said to Reager before turning towards Ron. The vamp let out a feral roar as she rushed at Ron.

Ron saw her coming, he quickly looked around for something wooden, he turned around and saw the open dumpster behind him, his eyes widened as an idea formed in his head.

Ron dodged to the side at the very last moment allowing the vampire to slam into the dumpster, as she turned to face Ron a fist collided with her face, the punch was unbelievably powerful, now she knew what Reager was talking about when he said he was strong. But something stunned the vampire far more than the punch itself, she had felt this kind of punch once before nearly 30 years ago in New York, that night she had barely gotten away with her life when she encountered the…

"S-Slayer?" the vampire managed to mutter through her shock.

'That's impossible, the slayer is always a girl!!' the vampire thought to herself

She was broken from her thoughts as a terrible smell stung her nose, she realized that she was still leaning over the dumpster.

Ron saw his chance, after punching the vampire she seemed to be stunned, Ron quickly moved to the side and grabbed the lid of the dumpster, using all of his strength he slammed the lid down hard, the vampire was barely able to register what was happening before it happened. The dumpster lid came down at an incredible speed and slammed onto the back of the vampire's neck, with Ron's added strength the metal lid cut clean through the vamp's neck, with another roar the vampire's body exploded into dust and fell to the ground.

With one vamp down Ron turned to see a stunned look on Reager's deformed face. After a moment of hesitation Reager turned and ran from the alleyway desperate not to end up like his Sire.

"Aww, I hate it when they run" Ron winged to himself before sprinting after Reager.

After a few minutes of chasing Reager they strangely ended up in front of Ron's house, Ron caught up with Reager and tackled him to the ground. After regaining his footing Ron delivered a quick kick to Reager's face. Ron looked around for something to finish Reager, but as his attention was elsewhere Reager kicked Ron in the back of his knee. Ron crumpled to the ground as his legs gave from under him, without any hesitation Reager jumped on top of Ron and leaned forward trying to bite him, Ron managed to grab Reager's shoulders and struggled holding him back. Reager growled as he inched closer and closer to Ron's neck.

"Oh dude… you need a Tic-Tac!!" Ron said in disgust as he caught a whiff of Reager's breath.

Ron quickly gained some leverage and kneed Reager in the groin, this gave Ron a little more leverage and Ron used it to deliver a powerful punch to Reager's face causing him to roll off Ron.

Ron rolled to the side to get back to his feet, that's when he saw it, the 'For Sale' sign still in the ground where he saw it a few hours ago. Ron grabbed the sign and pulled it from the ground, he spun around just as Reager recovered from the punch, Ron swung the sign like a golf club and smashed it into Reager's chin, Reager arched into the air from the hit and slammed flat on his back onto the grass.

Seeing an opportunity Ron twisted the sign around so the muddy wooden spike was pointing down and he thrusted it down. Reager never saw it coming, the sign pierced his chest and went straight through his heart before stabbing back into the ground. Reager had a look of shock on his face as his body exploded into dust. Leaving the sign lodged in the ground at an awkward angle.

Ron stood up straight gasping for breath, he had never taken on two vampires at once before. As Ron dusted himself off he noticed something he hadn't before, the 'For Sale' Sign was different, where it had said 'For Sale' there was now a sticker covering it saying 'Sold'.

"Heh, that didn't take long" Ron chuckled as he strode down the path towards the home for the last time before he moved.

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The Following Morning

Kim sat on the couch in her living room, across from her sat a police officer, he had been here for the past ten minutes asking her questions about Ron. Asking where they could find him, they had apparently been to see his parents but they told him that they hadn't seen Ron in days.

Kim started to find it hard to bare all the questions, she hadn't slept at all last night and she was extremely tired. Finally the officer seemed to understand that Kim didn't want to speak anymore and finished his questions, Kim saw him to the door.

"Don't worry miss Possible, we'll find Mr. Reager and make sure he pays" the officer said with a smile.

"Thanks officer Hobble, I just want to… wait, did you say Reager?" Kim asked with a curious look, "What's Reager got to do with this?" Kim asked.

The officer seemed confused at Kim's question.

"Miss Possible, Reager has everything to do with this, Ronald Reager was the young man who assaulted Tara Maclay yesterday"

Kim's eye's widened in horror… she realized that everybody who had spoken to her about what happened to Tara had said it was Ron, the cheer squad and the police both said it was Ron, but they had never mentioned a last name.

"Y-Y-You mean… it wasn't Ron Stoppable?…" Kim asked as fresh tears started to well up in her eyes.

Officer Hobble was even more confused now.

"Umm, who's Ron Stoppable" the officer asked.

Kim was horrified, all at once her mind was filled with memories of what she did to Ron last night. Slapping him hard across the face. Punching him into her desk. Kicking him into the shelves on her wall.

Kim's hand covered her mouth as she felt bile rising in her throat.

Before she knew what she was doing she pushed past the officer still standing on her doorstep and sprinted down the street towards Ron's house.

After ten minutes of non stop sprinting Kim reached Ron's house, ignoring everything else she continued to sprint until she reached the door, she then slammed her way through the door and into the house.

"RON I'M SORRY!…" Kim screamed as she entered the house.

It took Kim a moment to regain her breath before she noticed something, the house was deserted, nobody was here and all the furniture was gone, the house was completely bare.

"What the…?" Kim muttered under her breath.

Kim quickly made her way upstairs to Ron's room hoping to find him. When she reached his room she was shocked to see it just as bare as the rest of the house. She was about to contact Wade to see if he could track Ron but stopped when she saw something, a little basket on the windowsill.

Kim approached it and saw what was inside, Rufus, Ron's pet naked mole rat curled up and sleeping and next to him was a single white envelope with the name 'Kim' neatly drawn.

Kim picked up the envelope and slipped a single sheet of paper out of it and started to read.

'To Kim,

I'm still not entirely sure what happened yesterday, but I swear to you I didn't do these things that everybody said I did, hopefully by the time you read this letter everything has been cleared up.

The reason I came to see you last night was to tell you something, I'm moving away from Middleton… but you probably already guessed that from the empty house. My mom has been transferred to another branch of the bank… I'm moving to a small town a few hours drive away called… umm, I can't remember the name right now.

Anyway, I just wanted to say goodbye Kim.

Oh, and I asked Rufus and he doesn't want to move, he's starting to get old and he likes Middleton, I was hoping that you would look after him for me, if not then I'm sure Jim and Tim would like to have him.

-Love from Ron.'

Kim had started crying halfway through the letter, she had lost her chance to apologize for what she had done. Kim leaned against the wall and slowly slumped down to the ground crying.

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Meanwhile at that exact same time Ron and his parents were sitting in a moving van as they reached the city limits of their new home, they had left early this morning before the sun had even come up.

After driving all morning they finally arrived at their new home.

Ron thought about how much of his life was about to change, there would be no more missions, no more saving the world, no more Mr Barkin… which may not be such a bad thing.

'Well, I guess from now on I'll be living a dull boring normal life' Ron thought to himself just as their van passed a large sign saying…

'WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE'

… Irony is a bitch.

To Be Continued…

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Ok, i've been planning this one for a very long time. Don't worry, I'll be explaining Ron's 'Slayer' status in the next chapter.

In the meantime plese send plenty of reviews to let me know what you think of the storyline, they'll help me update faster.

By the way... Bonnie and Cordelia... can anybody else say "Related". lol.