A/N I was kinda bored so I went to the Babel fish website and translated the spider man theme song (in paragraphs) into Japanese and then back into English. Here is the result more or less. This is just meant to be a piece of light hearted humour, not to be taken seriously.

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

�As for those where the�spider thing can turns the net the�spider and the person, the�spider as for the person, all sizes, capture ones which the thief like growing sees the empty exactly do with anything! Here the person comes difficult

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Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Him the radioactive blood which it has you hear the bud. He from acquisition of the thread shakes over and/or glance just a little, there difficult the person goes there it is possible.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

He arrives to time exactly with chill of the night on of site of crime like the stripe of the light/write.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighbourhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

The Spider and the person, the spider the person reputation and the amicable neighboring spider of the behavior where he was ignored is that remuneration of wealth of the person.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

To as for his, life the spider which secret finds on you the person at the time of a certain it is largely large hard blow with anytime.