Teenagers

Naruto stood in shock. He had just seen Sasuke's chidori deflected by Itachi and he was afraid that his friend would be killed.

"Foolish little brother. Your hate is not strong enough yet. Perhaps now is the time for you to run away crying, hanging onto your life." Itachi said coldly. And Sasuke did. He ran.

"Later, dobe! Your a friend and all, but I care more about my own ass! Good luck!"

"Hey! You chicken shit! Get back here!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke's retreating figure.

"Now. Naruto-kun. As we were saying before my ballless little brother interuppted. We would like for you to come with us. You would be much happier living with the Akatsuki. We have eveything you could want. Ramen, women, games. We even have a pool table." Itachi said.

"Hmm...does sound nice. But why would I leave my village? I know of a hot young hyuuga who goes nuts over me. I've been thinking about asking her out. And I have friends, well not counting that chicken shit that ran, but I have others. And the ramen in town is really good. And I don't care for games. Except Halo 3. I beast at it! Believe it!"

Kisame chuckled while Itachi was in deep thought. Suddenly he had an idea.

"Let us explain it to you, in song."

WIth that, four figures appeared next to the pair. What was odd was that each had and instrument. The blonde with his hair covering half his face held a bass. The one with an orange mask with black hair also held a base. And finally, a tall man with three nose percings sat at a drum set. Itachi and Kisame both held guitars.

"Now, let's explain to Naruto how his village views him." Itachi said. And they began.

"They're gonna clean up your looks

With all the lies in the books

To make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun

And keep an eye on you son

So they can watch all the things you do"

Naruto listened as the music picked up beat and watched amazed as the six enemies were playing as one.

"Because the drugs never work

They're gonna give you a smirk

Cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They're gonna rip off your heads

Your aspirations to shreds

Another cog in the murder machine"

He watched as they all played with persision. He had to admit that they were pretty good.

"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me"

Naruto enjoyed the song and had to admit that it did describe how he was treated in the village. But he still wouldn't leave his village. He would let them finish then run like hell.

"The boys and girls in the clique

The awful names that they stick

You're never gonna fit in much kid

But if you're troubled and hurt

What you got under your shirt

Will make them pay for the things that they did

They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me (whoa yeah)"

He watched in amazement as Itachi hit an impressice guitar solo and played with emotion. As his solo ended the others began to drop off leaving only the drums.

"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me"

Suddenly a plant like man appeared with a half black face and a half white face. And he sang one line.

"All together now,"

With that, they all began to play again.

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me"

They finished their song and got alittle too into it. They hadn't noticed Naruto jumping out the window and heading for the hills. When they did, Itachi walked over and watched the orange ninja dissappear and frowned.

"Damn. That's the last time we ever use song to try to convince someone to join us."

"Oh well. Lets hit the kerioki bar down the street!" The Plant-man said.

"Hell Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!" They roared as they left the hotel.