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In class...

20 Reasons Why Voldemort Is A Git

By Harry Potter

1. Isn't one Michael Jackson enough?

2. Snakes are so, like, eww.

3. Seems like he's overcompensating for something…

4. Voldemort has serious daddy issues.

5. He also has an inferiority complex.

6. Or is it a superiority complex?

7. I think it's both.

8. He has no friends; only henchmen, and those are only half as good.

9. He really needs to stop laughing all the time. Not everyone finds disembowelment as hysterically funny as you do!

10. Voldie also needs to be a little more selective in his initiation of new Death Eaters.

11. Because some of the people reeallly need some "special help" with their "special problems".

12. Anyone who spends time in the same room, voluntarily, with Bellatrix obviously has some major issues or is masochistic.

13. I'm inclined to think the latter.

14. Ugh, bad mental image.

15. Anyway, who comes up with the names for these things? "The Dark Lord", and "The Dark Mark". The lack of creativity is astonishing.

16. And I won't even comment on the "Death Eaters".

17. His obsession with killing me is rather disturbing. I mean, why can't he take up knitting?

18. Or even yoga.

19. Voldemort really needs to get a tan. I know he's British, but this is ridiculous.

20. A person who hangs out with Lucius Malfoy for entertainment must have a rather skewered view of fun. "Let's play 'Tag! You're the mudblood!' Whoever loses gets hit with Lucy's pimp cane!"

"Mr. Potter, what are you writing?"

"Er, nothing Professor MgGonagall..."

"...Ten points from Gryffindor and a detention."

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A/N- Probably been done hundreds of times, but whatever! Please R/R!