Me: So...I'm bored
Zack: That's why you're writing this?
Me: Yup! wait...where's Roxie?
Zack: He greatly disapproves of Harry Potter
Me: ah...right. Knew that.
Zack: This won't be continued, whether you like it or not, so enjoy!
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I think you giggle too much, Weasel
Draco Malfoy, known to all as Harry Potter's enemy. Except Hermione who is too brilliant for her own good. She figured out both boys' secret.
In fact...she's the one who got Potter and Malfoy together and made sure no one would find out until they're ready to tell the world.
Harry took the first step. He came out of the closet.
Which lead to present time, where Ronald Weasley is giggling...yes giggling like a fan girl on well...yaoi.
Draco wasn't quite sure what he was giggling at, but it really peeved him and that's all that matters.
He decided to approach the giggling redhead and his boyfriend.
"Giggling, Weasel? I never thought you'd sink so low."
"No...Harry was just being funny." replied the dumb blonde...wait redhead.
Draco glared but Ron didn't notice. Harry just tried to cover up a giggle.
"Really?"
"Uh-huh." That's when Draco nearly died. Ron, the giggling Weasley, just kissed Harry, Draco's boyfriend.
Not a good mix.
Draco growled possessively and pushed Ron away from Harry.
"Bloody hell! What was that for?" Ron asked.
"Why were you kissing him?!" Draco was full aware he sounded like a jealous girlfriend but he didn't care.
"We're both gay, so who cares?" Ron asked. Harry just watched in amusement, curious to what his boyfriend would do.
Draco's eye twitched.
3...
2...
1...
"He's mine! You can't have him!" Draco clung to Harry, much like a four-year-old and their stuffed animals. He looked like a scared cat, wide eyes, cowering in fear.
Ron just blinked.
Harry giggled under his breath.
Ron finally understood and broke out in laughter, pointing at Draco. "You're gay!! Ha-ha! You're gay!!"
Harry glared. "You are too, idiot."
Ron stopped laughing. "Oh ya..."
"As for you. Finally decide to come out, or are you gonna cling to my arm all day?" Harry asked Draco.
Draco whimpered and looked up at him, still looking like a scared cat.
"Want some ice cream?" Harry asked, preparing himself for the worst.
Draco's eyes instantly lit up. "IIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Harry sighed as his blonde boyfriend ran around like a crazy person.
Hermione watched from the doorway in amusement. "Ice cream?"
Harry sighed again and nodded. "He hasn't even eaten it yet, 'Mione." Harry whined.
Hermione laughed and conjured up some ice cream. Draco ate in in a mere two yacktoseconds.
"So...Ron, you're gay too?" Hermione grinned evilly.
Ron's eyes went wide and he ran in fear.
Draco was now sitting in Harry's lap, purring contentedly. "What's with him?"
Harry only shrugged.
"Weirdos..."
"You're one to talk!" Harry said.
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Me: OMG that's bizarre
Zack: O.O
Me: Well that's my first Harry Potter fanfic.
Zack: Read and Review!...Rox needs to be here...
Me: ya...