Bet You Were My Boyfriend, an ouran high school host club fanfic

Bet you were my boyfriend!

Ouran High Host Club fan fiction!

It had been 3 months. Tamaki had chosen Éclair instead of the host club and Haruhi. Let's just say the host club was beyond pissed. They were mad at Tamaki for hurting Haruhi…and picking a total BITCH for a wife! ANYWHO! It was a typical Friday. It was the last Friday for the host club. Then everyone would go their own way. Since this was the host club they had to go out with a bang. What better way to go out with a bang then a talent show. Everyone in school was going to be there. Every single host had to perform something. Most of them were singing a song, well except for Kyouya and Mori. Mori was going to show off his strength and Kyouya refused to perform…when people tried to push him to do it… well lets just say they ended up shitting themselves.

Haruhi was singing a song…she had the perfect one to. She was going to dedicate it to Tamaki too. The twins were singing a parody song and well Hunny was going to sing a song about cake. Who would have guessed? Haruhi was really excited. She was the last to perform…that's only because her performance was a lot long then the others. She had to get home to get ready to make the Host club King feel really stupid.

[TALENT SHOW START

Mori had just been on. He ended up lifting 500 pounds and all the girls went wild. Hunny was about to go up. Haruhi still hadn't arrived but everyone knew she would. Hunny had just walked up to the mic and was about to sing. The girls were screaming. The soft sound of music started and he sang his little song.

You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop

Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

The crowd went CRAZY! The were screaming about how cute it was and all the girls had sparkle eyes.

Next were the twins. They were both dressed as girls. They had big fans and they walked on stage and started to sing.

Sisters

There were never such devoted sisters

Never had to have a chaperone "No, sir"

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring

Sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome

She wore the dress and I stayed home

All kinds of weather

We stick together

The same in the rain or sun

Two diff'rent faces

But in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've

Seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up but no one can

Lord help the mister

Who comes between me and my sister

And Lord help the sister

Who comes between me and my man

The whole crowd was laughing like mad men. They clapped and whistled. The twins bowed and walked off stage. Just when they got off stage their cell rang. It was Haruhi.

Twins: Hello

Haruhi: Hey guys

T: where are you Haruhi?

H: I'm coming in soon. I need you to do something for me.

T: what you need?

H: I need you to start my music and the fog machine early. I want to have a HUGE opening.

T: Can do!

H: I also want all the host out in the crowd next to him to get his reaction.. can you do that?

T: It shall be done. Bye

H: Bye.

With that they hung up. The twins shared a devilish smile and turned on the fog machine. They told the rest of the host the news and they all went to go sit next to Tamaki and the bitch… I mean Éclair. Suddenly there was the sound of screeching tires and heels stepping on the stage. Suddenly there was a figure in the smoke. It was a girl She had long hair, she was wearing knee high tube socks with black heels and cute black top and a black/green plaid skirt. Suddenly there was a girl voice singing and the host club went wild… IT WAS HARUHI!

Hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
Ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
Hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
No way no way himitsujyanai
Hey hey atashi ga natteageru

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
no way no way himitsujyanai
hey hey atashi ga natteageru

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (Again and again...)

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (And again...)

Because...

She's like so whatever
And she could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
no way no way himitsujyanai
hey hey atashi ga natteageru

(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
no way no way himitsujyanai
hey hey atashi ga natteageru

hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
no way no way himitsujyanai
hey hey atashi ga natteageru

Hey, hey!

Tamaki sat there surprised. The twins were on the were on their chairs clapping. Along with a lot of other people. No one knew Haruhi could sing like that not even the host club. They were so proud!

[Back Stage

Tamaki walked up to Haruhi.

"Wow never knew you could sing Haruhi" he said softly with a smile. "Well I bet you also didn't know that I'm going out with your best friend" Haruhi said walking over to Kyouya and kissing him on the cheek.