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Fast Times At Konoha High

Chapter 1.

"Remind me why we're here again."

"Because, sweet heart, this is one of the top schools in the country. This is what we want."

"Oh, right. What you want." Mom is giving me that annoyingly sweet tone right now that I can totally see right through.

"This is such a great opportunity for you, honey. You'll have a wonderful time!"

I turned and watched my parent's old station wagon exit the crowded parking lot as other students make their way across campus. Totally unsure of where to go, I cross the parking lot, praying all the while that a big yellow school bus will come and kill me.

The co-ed dorm building of Konoha Acedmy is huge and overwhelming, the bricks of its foundation are worn down and smooth from the many semesters it has served. It looks just like it did in the brochure that my parents showed me; the lawn is lush and green thanks to a regular basis of landscaping. There are throngs of students clustered around a flowing fountain, sitting on surrounding benches, and sprinkled across the lawn reuniting with old friends from last term.

I make my way through the rowdy teenagers, now my fellow classmates, and relize a group of kids to my left are staring at me. I continue on and more kids begin to notice me and my pink hair. Some kids point while others just whisper to their freinds next to them. A group of older looking girls wearing way too much makeup stare and laugh. I know they're talking about me. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

I must have been focusing too much on everyone around me, because the next thing I know, I'm on the ground, face to face with a pair of onyx eyes. I can't help but get a closer look at them, they're beautiful. A pair of grayish-blackish orbs, with amber flecks around the pupil. Like the universe, I feel like I could get lost in them. After a moment I realize my nose is just inches away from the owner of these eyes, and I've been caught staring for longer than I should have. "Shit, my bad, Im so sor-"

"Yeah, whatever, Just get off, you mind?" The owner of those gorgeous eyes snaps at me. I'm not quite shure I deserved that, but perhaps I should have been looking where I was going.

"Oh, yeah, right." I realized I was sitting akwardly on top of him. "Listen I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I-"

"Sasuke!" Shit, did anyone else want to cut me off today? An exuberent looking boy with spiky blond hair comes bounding over to the raven-haired boy I ran into, who I assumed was Sasuke. "Ha-ha, I saw you get taken out by Pinky over here! That was hilarious!"

Sasuke scowls and looks like he's fighting back the urge to pummel his blond friend.

"Hi! I'm Naruto! And the kid you just knocked out is Sauke! What's your name? Are you new? Do you die your hair? I love it! Are you new?"

I can't help but laugh at the amount of energy this boy has, but I notice Sasuke has the same agitated look on face. "I'm Sakura. Yes, yes, thank-you, and like I said, yes. Do you happen to know where dorm room G-14 is?" I asked while flipping through a bunch of papers containing my dorm room and shedrule and what not.

"Sure do! That's down the hall from our room! We'll take you there! Right, Sasuke?" Naruto grabs the papers from my hands and flips through them while I follow him and Sasuke up the steps and into the biulding. "Your taking AP Literature? So is Sasuke! And we have math first period together!" I only half-listen as he rambles on about the school and classes we have together, concentrating more on the students that we pass.

The dorm hallway is crowded with kids lugging siutcases to their rooms, throwing various objects from footballs to paper airplanes to the posessions of others, and couples hooking-up against the walls. We pass a room labeled G-08 with the door wide open, and I catch a glimpse of a red-haired boy in his boxers with excessive eyeliner taking hits from an impressive gravity bong. In another room, some boys have aleady pinned posters of bands and bikini-clad girls on their walls and set up a game of beer-pong on two dressers on opposite sides of the room.

Okay, I thought, so far it seems like these are normal teenagers. To be honest, I had no clue what these kids were gonna be like. I didn't know whether they were going to be stuck-up rich kids or unsosocialized freaks. It was comforting to see the usual teenage activities occuring.

"Naruto! Where's my 20 bucks!" A brunette boy stepped in front of the blond who was still chatting away about who knows what.

"Whattaya talking about 20 bucks, Kiba! I paid that back to you last year, remember!" Naruto defended himself.

"No, but I do remember you running off campus and never paying me back!" Kiba snapped back at him.

"Must have slipped my mind, then. I swear I'll pay ya back when I get the money Kiba!" Naruto ressured the other boy.

"Yeah, you better kid! Hey, whose your friend pinky over there? Quit being rude and introduce us!"

"Her name isn't pinky, it's Sakura! Pin- I mean Sakura, Kiba. Kiba, Sakura."

"How's it going hun? And why haven't I seen ya around before? Like what ya see?" Kiba asked.

"New," I replied simply, ignoring his second question. Kiba was tall and slender with shaggy brown hair and a fitted cap barely resting sideways on his head, the shiny sticker still on it. He had no shirt on, and his plaid boxers peeked out of his baggy shorts that rested halfway on his ass. No complaints here. Hell, So far the scenery was great. At least from what I've seen of this boy Kiba, Naruto, and we can't forget the outspoken Sasuke who still stood silently among us.

"Well, I'm in room H-19, feel free to hit me up sometime, Pinky. And Naruto, don't forget my money." Kiba returned to unpacking his bags in room and we continued on through the crowded hallway.

"G-10, G-12, G-14! Here ya are, Sakura!"

"Thanks, Naruto!" I smiled greatfully at the two boys.

"We're gonna go unpack the rest of our things, See ya around Sakura!"

"Bye Naruto! Bye Sasuke."

"Hn." I couldn't help but keep my eyes on Sasuke and watch him turn and leave, my emerald eyes lowering from his spikey dark hair to his perfectly toned ass.

"Hmm. Sasuke, eh? Good choice. Im Ino, and that's Hinata. And you are..?" A bleached blond girl with grown-out side bangs extended her hand, which I shook politely and nodded at the other girl with short dark hair in recognition.

"Sakura," I finished fror her. "Im new here this year."

"I've already claimed the single bed, and Hinata already grabbed the top bunk, so it looks like you've got the bottom."

"Okay, kool." I placed my bags on top of my bare matress and began to unpack my things. Ino placed a CD into her stereo and blasted Shifty's "Slide Along Side."

"Ohh! I love this song, Ino!" Hinata exclaimed.

"I think every female in the human race loves this song, Hinata," Ino luaghed.

Hinata was short and petite and had the coolest eyes ever, seriously. They were grayish white and probably the most amazing pair of eyes ever, apart from Sasuke's.

"You have the coolest eyes, Hinata. Do you have a brother here? I saw a boy with eyes just like yours," I asked her.

"Why t-thank-you, Sakura. And if you mean Neji, yes, he's my cousin."

"You guys want to go grab some-" Ino was cut off by an insanely loud ringing noise which I assumed to be some sort of fire alarm, and the sprinkler's on our ceiling and in the hallways went off, soaking All of belongings. "Oh crap! My hair!" Ino complained.

"What the fuck is going on?" We ran out into the hallway with the rest of the student's to see what was going on.

Ino's eyes widened when she looked into the hall. "What the hell!"

Sry, didn't know how to end this chapter. IDK where im going with this, Ill figure that out eventually. Tell me if you think it has potential and Ill continue. Or not, w/evs. Flame me, praise me( ; ) point out spelling/grammer typos loves. Tell me where to go with this, I swear it will get better. peacelovedrugs!