"Walking, walking, walking! When are we gonna start my training, Pervy Sage?!" I yelled as I stomped down the dirt road.
Jiraiya sighed. "Naruto, we're alsmost to the town. We'll be there before the sun sets."
I grumbled. "Stupid pervy sage. . . leading me all over the place. . . just so he can see girls. . . what a pervert. . ." I rambled under my breath.
"Hey! I can hear you, y'know!"
"Why do I care, hmm? You haven't taught me anything yet!"
"We just left the Konoha this morning. Did you expect to just walk a mile and then start? Do you even want to become a powerful shinobi? Do you even want to become the hokage? Hmmm? Tell me that, Naruto. Then I can consider teaching something powerful." The old man smirked at me. What a jerk. Of course I want this. Of course I want to be hokage. It's my biggest dream. I just stormed off, looking overly-proud of myself. I heard Pervy Sage chuckle.
"What now?!" I yelled - I was a good ten feet ahead of him by now.
"You look like a stuck-up teenage girl, walking away from a boy who just dumped her."
"You wanna see a girl?!" I smirked. "I'll give you one then! Sexy no Jutsu!" I was surrounded by mist for a few seconds, and when it cleared, I saw Pervy Sage, lying in the dirt, a stream of blood pouring out from his nose. I giggled in my ever-so-girly voice. "Like what you see?" Then I released the jutsu. Couldn't have the old man getting too excited over my jutsu. "Too bad. Now come on. The sun will be setting soon, and I want to sleep!" I sounded like a pissy little eight year old. Oh well - he's the one who's going to have to live with it.
He slowly got up and wiped the last of the blood away from his nose. "That jutsu of yours. . . " he grumbled.
"It's genious, isn't it?" I smiled.
"Yeah, yeah."
"Finally! Sleeeeeeeeeep." I yawned, crashing onto the hotel bed. It smelled weird - like floral air-freshener. But before I knew it, my eyes slid shut.
"Sasuke?"
"Heh, yes, dobe?"
I looked around, only seeing a forest blackened by the night. "Sasuke?!"
"Hn, I'm right here, Naruto." Goddamn his voice was hot. Wait! No what am I thinking?! A cold hand grabbed mine. What. The. Hell.
Before I knew what was happening, Sasuke's freezing hands were under my shirt and his lips were covering mine. Sasuke?! What are you - ?! His tongue slid into my mouth. Violated. I felt violated - but it felt so good. "Sasuke," I whispered, out of breath.
"Naruto," I heard Pervy Sage say, "Wake up."
"Nnnnngh. . . ?"
"You were flinching and screaming."
"I had a. . . an interesting-" I picked my word carefully "- dream."
"Well, it's time to hit the road again." He said in his stupid old pervert voice.
"Are you kidding me?! It's 5 am!" I whined.
"Come on, we'll get ramen before we leave."
I slurped up the boiling ramen as it burned the back of my throat, although I was pretty much immuned to it from doing this every day.
"Here, drink this Naruto."
"What is it, Pervy Sage?!" He was so freaking annoying. Always telling me what to do.
"Tea. Just drink it, it'll help keep you awake."
I drank the tea - which was even hotter than the ramen - and instantly felt drowsy. "Pervy Sage. . . ?"
He just chuckled as everything went black.
Whahahahaah what will happen to our dear Naruto?!?!?!
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