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Lemon of Sanity: by Diruo

"Where is it? What have you done with it?" a young enraged Albus Dumbledore shouted at his friend Grindelwald.

"Nothing!" his friend responded, but he looked guilty so Albus kept staring at him threateningly.

"Alright, I'll tell you, stop staring at me like some deranged murderer!"

"Well, how am I supposed to look at you when you stole my sanity?" Albus paused for a moment then yelled "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IT?!"

Grindelwald started shivering.

"Well, you see… I was a bit hungry, and I've always thought you were too much of a stick in the mud anyway, so…"

He brought forth the peals of a lemon.

"…I transfigured some of your sanity into this. Well not this exactly, but you know what I mean."

Albus grabbed the peals from his friend's hand and cancelled the transfiguration. But from that day onwards Albus always had a weird craving for lemons or anything that tasted like lemon. As if that would give him back some of his sanity.