A/N:
Well I don't know how good this is but I have a few ideas for it anyways. If people aren't interested then I won't continue. Please Read and Review as that makes it worth writing.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Mai Hime/Mai Otome/Survivor or Sailor Moon.
Prologue
Jeff Probst was leaving the final production meeting before the brand new season of Survivor was about to begin. As Jeff made his way from the CBS production office to the parking lot, he began to notice a strange purple mist floating in the air. Jeff rubbed his eyes with his hands, as if to check and make sure he wasn't seeing things. Sure enough the purple mist began to grow and take a human shape, swirling and shifting until the large purple mass hung menacingly above Jeff's head.
"Your body is mine Jiffy Pops" shouted the voice.
"ACCKK!!!!!!!" cried Jeff as the purple mist engulfed his entire body and he began to choke and cough. Jeff's body shook as he rocked back and forth, as if struggling with an unseen force. After much thrashing and fighting, finally Jeff stood up straight, his eyes glowing.
"Yes. I've done it. Watch out my little Himes, cuz I'm BACK!" grinned the Obsidian Lord, who had just overtaken the body of everyone's favorite Reality T.V. Host.
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Jeff smiled as Mark Burnett walked away, finalizing the contestant list for the new season. Survivor Hime Island. Jeff had a lot of explaining to do to MB, as MB believed Jeff was losing his mind. The teams were uneven, the games were rigged, and MB had no idea what the hell a "Hime" was.
The Obsidian Lord, as Jeff, used his power of persuasion to assure MB, that everything would be taken care of, and that this season of Survivor would be the best ever. Once MB was out of earshot, Jeff pulled his assistant Nagi aside.
"Nagi, are you ready for action?" asked Jeff grinning like the Cheshire Cat.
"Yes my lord, of course, shall I summon an orphan?" asked Nagi grinning too.
"No, no, this time we won't be needing that." Jeff shook his head. "No my friend, this time we will have the Himes compete in a much LARGER game. The game of Survivor." continued Jeff. "And this time I'll have my dark bride. Make no mistake about that."
Nagi looked skeptical. He would follow his master to the ends of the earth and back, but somehow things never seemed to turn out the way the dark one planned. He had a feeling this time would be no different, as he felt a strange uneasiness upon him.
"Now read off the contestant list to me, so I can verify all the wonderful gals who have the possibility to be my hot sexy girlfriend." smiled Jeff.
"If that's all you desire you should have invaded the Bachelor..." Nagi trailed off.
"SILENCE!!" yelled Jeff .
"Sorry. Ok here we go...This season we are having boys vs. girls." Nagi looked up from his paper.
"Wait, that makes no sense. Why are you having guys too?" Nagi's eyes went wide as he silently questioned the Dark Lord's sexuality.
Well there was that one time...after a few beers...with the pink bikini...and the whipped cream...
"Stop! I know you're probably thinking something dirty." said Jeff. "It's not like that. I have to make this as believeable as possible so we don't blow our cover. In this world MB is the higher power and I must make him believe that I am doing everything to boost the ratings of his precious show." Jeff paused. "Therefore we will have boys vs. girls. That way we can rig the competitions so the boys will lose, thus increasing the chances of me getting down with a super hot Hime lady friend!!" Jeff drooled as he thought about Mai, Midori and Natsuki wearing only their Survivor buffs.
"Woot" yelled Jeff.
"Woot, indeed." echoed Nagi.
It's going to be a long 39 days...
Nagi looked over the list. All the former Himes were there, minus three.
"How come Yukariko isn't participating?" asked Nagi.
"Pshhhh PREGGERS!" exclaimed Jeff.
"Fumi?"
"Pssshhh Cellulite!" Jeff rolled his eyes. "I want a hot mama, not someone old enough to be my mama."
"Shiho?"
Jeff stuck out his tongue "Gross!"
Nagi sighed again. He was getting too old for the Lord's childish behavior.
"So on the guys team I have Reito, Tate, Kazuya, Takeda, and Takumi." Nagi read aloud. "On the ladies team I have Mai, Mikoto, Akane, Natsuki, Shizuru, Nao, Midori, Akira, Yukino, Haruka and Alyssa." he finished.
"Haruka and Alyssa? They aren't real Himes my lord." Nagi eyed Jeff.
"Nonsense! Haruka was a manga Hime and Alyssa gave a good show her first time out. It's the least I can do to give her a chance." Jeff grinned wickedly. "The more cute young girls, the better, plus that hot robot is always hanging around the little one. GRRRRRROWL! I'd so tap that android."
"As you wish my lord." Nagi had to hold his sanity together. "But the teams are a little uneven, I suggest if you don't want MB, and his powers that be, to become suspicious then we must even them out a little better."
Jeff pouted. "Fine then, geez, nobody said it had to be fair but if it's for the good of the competition, then I'll allow it."
"Akira's a male impersonator, let's move her to the boy's side." suggested Nagi.
"Now you're thinking Nagi. Hmm How about sending Akane to the boys side as well. She will want to be with her precious Kazuya. Then we will have a "ShowMance" to give the ratings a boost." Jeff begin to laugh evilly.
"Ok...but that still leaves us two people more on the girls side than the boys." Nagi pondered.
"Allright I'll use my awesome underworldy powers of evil to conjure up some more male contestants." said Jeff.
Jeff stood back and closed his eyes, waving his fingers magically, and yelling the secret word, which happenned to be Skittles. A puff of smoke appeared and two male figures were thrown from the sky, crashing down to the ground below.
"Owwww" said Tuxedo Mask rubbing his backside. "Where am I?"
"Nina? Where are you?" asked Sergay looking around at Jeff, Nagi and Tux.
"Hahahahaha you are now my prisoners.." bellowed Jeff.
Nagi shook his head at Jeff.
"Err...no did I say prisoners? I meant CONTESTANTS" coughed Jeff.
Tuxedo Mask and Sergay Wang had no time to argue as they were thrown on a boat and told not to speak to any of the other passengers aboard. Jeff came out to do his usual long-winded speech that we've heard many many time before.
Jeff began " Historic Japan. The country that brought us yuri smut like Strawberry Panic and Kannazuki No Miko. It also brought us Ryu from Super Street fighter 2, which is my all time favorite video game, but that's another story. Anyways it is here that 18 Japanese civilians are about to begin the adventure of a lifetime. Eighteen people all from different walks of life forced to work together to create a new society, while battling the elements and each other. They must learn to adapt or they'll be voted out of the tribe. In the end only ONE will remain to claim the million dollar prize andbemysuperawesomegirlfriend." "cough"
"ominous Survivor climax music"
39 days! 18 people! One Hime Survivor!
End Prologue
So what do you think so far? Like it? Hate it?
Next chapter will be more exciting. The teams compete! ShizNat makes an alliance!. Someone gets stung by a jellyfish !