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Major AN: All of my other stories are on hold!!!! My computer suffered a serious hard drive crash. Causing me to lose everything thing!!!! Thankfully I have back up files but lost all current chapters. I will have to find my written notes and retype out my chapter work. I am sorry for those of you Reading 'Looking Through Your Eyes', 'The Boy without a Soul' and 'He Didn't Have Time' as they took a big hit with the crash it has set me back. 'A Christmas Wish' will soon be getting a new chapter. Until then I hope you will enjoy this Story till I can get the other caught up. This is my take on the Hercules song 'I won't say (I'm in Love)' well kind of you'll just have to read and see. Thanks for Reading keep reviewing and I'll keep working!!!

I Won't Say it

By Angelwings Sorrow

Chapter 1

The war of girls verses guys is as old as time. It's a war where there is no real winners and no real losers. This does not stop them from trying. None more determined to win then the Gryffindor boys against the Gryffindor girls. A friendly competition started their first year had escalated to spread through out all the Houses now in their seventh year. With the War against Voldemort Now over the students could dedicate theirs lives to their love and war against the opposite sex. Now every war is not with out their casualties and this is no exception. One such casualty is none other than the savior of the wizarding world. He had suffered through the boys losses more than any other and they boys were now gearing up for another battle against the girls.

"Okay Lads what do we have planned for this weeks show down?" Ron asked as they walked down to Hogsmead. Being seventh years and free from the war they were allowed to go to the town after classes.

"Nothing yet the others will meet us at the Three Broomsticks to discuss it." Replied Dean as he wrapped his scar around him to fight off the cold.

"Ron, I think that these games of yours are really starting to get out of hand. Besides aren't we a little too old to be playing these games?"

"No Harry we're not. This is a matter of honor and pride and to show those girls at we are just as good if not better and smarter than they are. Plus it's all in good fun."

"Good fun?! What about the innocent bystanders that gets hit with your losses. I mean you all lost the last challenge and I ended up being the only one to do the washing of all the seventh year girls with out magic!! Since none of you knew how to wash clothes in the first place, why did you agree to the challenge?"

"We didn't see the fine print." Shrugged Seamus.

"Okay that I can understand but the Slytherins? What's their excuse?"

"We thought that we could use our house elves." Drawled a familiar voice.

"I see Malfoy you all forgot The Houses elves use magic to do the washing. Seriously the Last event that you all won where you had All the girls kissing Snape under the mistletoe. It traumatized him for life. Remus said he locked himself in his bedroom and would come out until Remus had shagged away all the female germs from his body."

"Harry Please don't say Snape and shagging in the same sentence ever again. I know that Snape and Remus are your folks now but we don't need to hear about their sex life." Harry just Grinned.

After the war he was finally able to leave his aunt's house but he was still underage and required a guardian. Remus being his other Godfather asked Harry to come live with them with much reluctance from Snape. At first it was rather awkward not knowing how to act but soon the all began to relax and settle into a family. The real ice breaker was the night they two adults forgot to use Silencing charms and Harry was unable to sleep that night the next morning he said "I didn't know there was a full moon last night."

"It wasn't Harry why do you think there was?" Remus looked confused

"Because I heard you howling all night long."

Yes that was and interesting breakfast Remus and Snape couldn't stop blushing.

"Please Potter I really did not want to even know My Godfather even had a sex life."

"Okay I won't torture guys with details but seriously can't we just forget this stupid war you have with the girls because I do not want to be punished again for something I didn't do!" Harry protested. He was the only boy in the whole 7th year class that did not participate in these games.

"Come on Harry it's not that bad." Ron smiled only to step back from Harry's killing glare. "Why don't you play with us? You're gay, you should helping us and be twice as hard at cheering for our side." Harry looked at him as if he was nuts. Especially since Ron didn't realize what he said.

"Sorry Ron. You all can't me hard let alone hard enough to cheer for you all." It took the guys all ten seconds for them al to get the joke and burst out laughing. It took another ten for Ron to get it and to turn bright red Shove away a laughing Harry.

"Shove off! Harry you know what I meant."

"I heard you Weasley and now I don't where I should laugh or be insulted." Draco Smirked. "Are saying I'm not attractive Potter?"

"No you are very attractive for Ferret as wizard you're not." Harry Smiled and turned back to the others missing the look of indignation on Draco's face. "You guys can do whatever but please try and keep me out of it. Besides I have to get back I haven't finish the Ravenclaw and Slytherin washing."

"Don't worry Harry we won't lose!" Ron boasted as Harry walked back to the castle.

"I won't hold my breath." Harry muttered dreading their next lost.

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"Well girls, what do you think the boys have planned for us?" Pansy asked as she lounged on the couch in the 7th year common room. The room was set up after the war to improve house relations but it turned into the girls' headquarters.

"If Ron has his way we'll be playing quidditch. He was gloating for a month when they won that last game." Hermione huffed as she wrote done the minutes to this meeting.

"True but we corrected that and we are now a well formed team." Daphne Smirked.

"I don't think their punishment of wash our clothes affected them at all if fact poor Harry was the one suffering and he is the only one who doesn't partake in these games." Susan pointed out she felt bad for the lone Gryffindor who was always getting stuck in the middle.

"I agree but, he does marvelous work he even got the soup stain out of my silk shirt." Lavender pointed out.

"Yes Potter had to be the only gay guy who knew how to do muggle washing. As mush as I don't care for Potter he doesn't deserve that but we can't do anything about expect try to make the boys do stuff that will leave somewhat alone." Pansy drawled.

"I know the Spring Talent Show." Daphne exclaimed.

"What about it?" Asked Hannah as she passed out refreshments.

"We make the guys Perform what we want them too. I know so far only us girls and a few of the younger years have signed up. So when we win we'll sign them up."

"I get it and each house will choose for their boys what they should do. Like we Slytherin girls pick for the Slytherin boys and so on." Pansy said liking the idea more and more.

"I think it's a wonderful idea! They won't be able to put the whole thing on Harry! Padma Squealed with glee.

"I don't know some how Ron always finds a way to get Harry to do most of the work."

"Come on Hermione this is a great idea I mean how bad can they make it for Harry?" Asked Parvati.

"Alright then." The Gryffindor gave in. "It's agreed the boys will perform in the talent show when we win on Friday."

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"Achoo! Achoo!"

"Is Harry Potter sir caughtings a Cold?"

"No Dobby I just have a bad feeling that something is going to happen." Harry sniffed as he continued the Laundry in the Room of Requimpent. 'Yeah something bad is going to happen to Me!'

"Can Dobby help you Harry Potter Sir?"

"Yeah take these finished clothes to the 7th year Slytherin girls. Then come back for the Ravenclaw clothes."

"Right Away Harry Potter Sir!"

"Maybe I should just move to the Dungeons with Remmy and Snape till they all give up on this feud. 'On second thought I really don't want to walk in on them again. I don't need any more traumas to discuss with my shrink.' Harry thought and continued with the ironing. "Well at least this is our last year and I'll never have to suffer those guys losing tasks. No more laundry, No more potion ingredient hunting in the forbidden forest, no more familiar sitting, no more breakfast in bed and No more 'Come on Harry be a pal, you are the only one who knows how!' I am done!"

Harry jumped at the sound of clapping he turned to find Professor Snape "Nice Speech Potter. I take it the boys lost again and this is the reason you missed your study session with me."

"Bullocks! I'm sorry Sir."

"Langue Potter. Well if you fail at being an Auror you can always open a muggle laundry Service."

"Thank you for your words of encouragement sir but this was hardly my choice."

"In a way it was. You did sign a contract with out reading it through."

"I was eleven, Professor, I wanted to fit in with my first friend and best friend. How was I suppose it would lead me to doing chores for 7 years?!"

"Well lesson learned. Now once you're finished here are you going to come to Remus' office for you study session or are you going to moon over your crush?"

"I thought you said you wouldn't use Occulmency discoveries against me!"

"I said I won't use them against you in class I never said anything about personal use. After all I'm not the one dreaming about Blonde haired Slytherins."

"No you dream of Sandy haired Gryffindors that Howl when they cum." Harry smirked as the potion master blushed bright red.

"Ten points from Gryffindor for your cheek Potter. Now don't be too late Remus wants an early dinner." Snape left before Harry could bring up any other embarrassing fact about him and his mate.