Disclaimer: No, I don't own Harry Potter... sadly.

This story is joint-written by myself and iflip4dolphins.

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Here's a Voldie there's a Voldie

And another evil Voldie

Ice-cream Voldie picture Voldie

Voldie Voldie duck

Voldie Voldie mixed up Voldie

Taters are delicious Voldie

Try some Voldie Try some Voldie

Voldie Voldie Duck

Voldie was a bad guy

Who really was quite mean

He never showed some mercy

To vent out all his steam

Instead he like to torture people

Just for the fun of it

And now he's dead and gone because

He kicked the ol' bucket

Did you ever see a Voldie

Show compassion, never Voldie

Baldness is a bad thing Voldie

Voldie Voldie duck

Voldie wears a dark cloak Voldie

Wear some hot pink sometimes Voldie

Other colors don't hurt Voldie

Voldie Voldie duck

The Dark Lord never cared at all

That's why he was so cruel

And all he gave his Death Eaters

Were insults, crack and gruel

Most of them were very queer

A few even had beards

I guess that now we've figured out

Just why they dressed so weird