"You moved first."

"No, I clearly remember you were the one who..."

"LIAR!"

"Why would I lie? You're the one who started all of this. It was definitely you, I clearly..."

"Another lie."

"Stop interrupting me."

"Not until you admit that you moved first."

"Aha! Then that would be a lie. Stupid."

"Stupid? Is that the best insult you can come up with?

"Yes."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"You still moved first. So I am still going to blame you."

"Don't point your finger at me."

"Just admit it."

"Why? I am not going to lie just so you can have the satisfaction of winning."

"I happen to like winning."

"I know. That's what started all of this."

"I disagree; you are the one who definitely started all of this."

"By moving first?"

"Yes... See you're learning."

"You started it. I clearly remember you moved first. "

"I won't admit to that, just so you know."

"Why?"

"Because I didn't move first. You did."

"Liar!"

"Yeah, very funny."

"Thank you."

"No problem."

"I'm hungry. Can we finish this later? I feel like Chinese."

"No, I want to win this."

"You can't win this if I don't argue back. It's impossible."

"Well then you forfeit the argument and I automatically win."

"Fine."

"You except? You must be hungry. Say it, Bones. Admit what you did first."

"I really don't want to."

"Bones."

"Yes?"

"Stop avoiding the inevitable."

"Alright! I moved first."

"That's not what I meant. You need to say it properly."

"What? Ok I..."

"Who?"

"Me?"

"Full names Bones. Yours and mine- it will add to what you are about to say."

"Stop smiling at me."

"No. Now, what is it you were going to say?

"I, Doctor Temperance Brennan, moved in to kiss you first."

"I knew it."

"Happy now?"

"Of course, now stop frowning at me and we shall go get Chinese."

"This doesn't mean I actually did move first. I just said I did."