Disclaimer: I will rule the world with Sora and THEN I will own Kingdom Hearts. Oh, burn, WHAT NOW!?!?!

Kitty: Don't mind her, she's on a sugar high and it's...i dunno, eleven at nite

Me: Kitty...I don't even sleep till two so go away or make the announcement

Kitty: (sigh) yes master. (rolls eyes) I now introduce Chapter one of

That is sooooo unfair

Chapter one

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Breathe, Roxas. You can do this.

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Oh, god..."How could you do this to me?" I don't recall yelling but Namine looked guilty and scared...pfft, screw her.

Oh, hi. I'm Roxas Kinomura. I think I just turned gay. Or I just hate Namine...and Sora must hate Kairi but...I dunno...would you turn gay if you found your girlfreiedn sleeping with her twin sister...

I shudder at the thought. And now, I'm in a counselors office because mom says I should find a way to vent my anger without killing anyone.

Maybe the world does hate me. But then...I've always been overdramatic...or so Sora and Riku say but they're stupid and can go fuck themselves...oh wait, they do eaach other...(shudder).

So, my therapist thinks that narrating my life can help me vent anger...well, Sephiroth is on crack if you asl me and he makes a terrible therapist.

"Roxas...maybe you should go to Twilight High instead of Destiny High. It's a private school but I think you make great friends there." My mother said.

"Hn. Do I ever get to come back?" I asked, hoping I wouldn't have to.

"You get two weeks off for Christmas, and a week for spring break but you don't have to come back, you could just catch up on school work, if you want."

"Hn. Okay. I'll try it."

Hey, anything to get away from Destiny Island's tramps.

And that's what landed me on this ferry. It's actually quite nice, I love the sea as it is so I feel...free here. I hope the school is near the beach.

Oh, and my older brother, Cloud, goes to this school too. Joy, huh?

Anyway, I thiink I'm gonna search the ferry for spare change...old habits die hard.

Me: Soooo...I seem to HAVE to be mean to Kairi in every fanfic.

Kitty: Yup

Me: Well, I want some reviews or...or...I dunno I'll do soemthing mean!

Kitty: (sigh) once again, ignore her. Read and Review though, we'll give you SMORES!!!!